Media DragonMedia: New club captain to be announced soon

[serial_thrilla]

PRESS RELEASE

As a result of several complaints from current and (now) former players, Dragons FFC senior management have commissioned an internal investigation into the purported abuse of power conducted by current Dragons captain Greenery.

The outcome of this investigation has unearthed several shocking revelations, including (among others too vulgar to share publicly):​

• Naming himself in a prime position each week to maximise his chances of winning league awards.​
• Manipulating team sheets each week to punish those that question his authority.​
• Falsely claiming to have "lost" captain match reports after every game.​
• Instilling a negative club culture within Dragons FFC, leading to match threads that hurt the feelings of the Swamprats and Bears.​
• Not representing the club fully in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members when casting votes in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members for any club decision making, including the removal of the Dragon Spirit Medal.​
• Delegating club posting records to overworked sophomore player big_icky.​
• Opening mocking the SFAEW competition, even when in the presence of PhenomenalV1.​
• Encouraging other Dragons FFC players to ridicule Supersuns' religious beliefs.​
• Attempting to recruit players of suspect character for Season 38 to help enforce his views.​
• Refusing to help recruit rookies.​
• A disgusting monologue in the team PM, where he professed horrible things about Ophidian Old Boys captain and former friend of Dragons FFC Tigerturbulance.​

Due to the findings of this investigation, it has been decided that a new club captain will be announced in the coming weeks for Season 38 of the Sweet FA competition.​

 

[Headless]

I'd like to hear from Greenery.

 

[T2B_]

It's big_icky I feel the most for. I hear he's had to get medical intervention for his bloodied typing fingers that you can now barely get a legible fingerprint from.

I'm not sure why the skip had it out for him. I guess taking advantage of him mostly.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Encouraging other Dragons FFC players to ridicule @Supersuns' religious beliefs.

Addendum:

Greenery later forced Supersuns to complete a "stress test", with the final result never fully being disclosed. Although, Greenery did frequently complain about Supersuns having "unacceptable Thetan levels"...

 

[Bonz]

You forgot tanking our season by naming our 70goal season full forward at a HBF in an elimination final tanking our chances of a premiership this season serial_thrilla

 

[TRUMAN#1]

What a rabble

 

[Bonz]

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PRESS RELEASE

As a result of several complaints from current and (now) former players, Dragons FFC senior management have commissioned an internal investigation into the purported abuse of power conducted by current Dragons captain Greenery.

The outcome of this investigation has unearthed several shocking revelations, including (among others too vulgar to share publicly):​

• Naming himself in a prime position each week to maximise his chances of winning league awards.​
• Manipulating team sheets each week to punish those that question his authority.​
• Falsely claiming to have "lost" captain match reports after every game.​
• Instilling a negative club culture within Dragons FFC, leading to match threads that hurt the feelings of the Swamprats and Bears.​
• Not representing the club fully in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members when casting votes in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members for any club decision making, including the removal of the Dragon Spirit Medal.​
• Delegating club posting records to overworked sophomore player big_icky.​
• Opening mocking the SFAEW competition, even when in the presence of PhenomenalV1.​
• Encouraging other Dragons FFC players to ridicule Supersuns' religious beliefs.​
• Attempting to recruit players of suspect character for Season 38 to help enforce his views.​
• Refusing to help recruit rookies.​
• A disgusting monologue in the team PM, where he professed horrible things about Ophidian Old Boys captain and former friend of Dragons FFC Tigerturbulance.​

Due to the findings of this investigation, it has been decided that a new club captain will be announced in the coming weeks for Season 38 of the Sweet FA competition.​

 

[Greenery]

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PRESS RELEASE

As a result of several complaints from current and (now) former players, Dragons FFC senior management have commissioned an internal investigation into the purported abuse of power conducted by current Dragons captain Greenery.

The outcome of this investigation has unearthed several shocking revelations, including (among others too vulgar to share publicly):​

• Naming himself in a prime position each week to maximise his chances of winning league awards.​
• Manipulating team sheets each week to punish those that question his authority.​
• Falsely claiming to have "lost" captain match reports after every game.​
• Instilling a negative club culture within Dragons FFC, leading to match threads that hurt the feelings of the Swamprats and Bears.​
• Not representing the club fully in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members when casting votes in the Sweet FA Committee.​
• Not consulting Dragons FFC LG members for any club decision making, including the removal of the Dragon Spirit Medal.​
• Delegating club posting records to overworked sophomore player big_icky.​
• Opening mocking the SFAEW competition, even when in the presence of PhenomenalV1.​
• Encouraging other Dragons FFC players to ridicule Supersuns' religious beliefs.​
• Attempting to recruit players of suspect character for Season 38 to help enforce his views.​
• Refusing to help recruit rookies.​
• A disgusting monologue in the team PM, where he professed horrible things about Ophidian Old Boys captain and former friend of Dragons FFC Tigerturbulance.​

Due to the findings of this investigation, it has been decided that a new club captain will be announced in the coming weeks for Season 38 of the Sweet FA competition.​

Yeah but what about the bad things I did?

 

[Bonz]

What a rabble

100%

I miss Tigerturbulance and his embracing chest and watermelon crushing thighs.

 

[Greenery]

But seriously though I've just conducted a meeting with all the clubs directors and we have collectively decided that I am the only fit and proper captain.

I look forward to continuing next season with a supportive LG.

 

[Bonz]

Yeah but what about the bad things I did?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

100%

I miss Tigerturbulance and his embracing chest and watermelon crushing thighs.

and I miss you rough but so erotic tongue Bonz

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I can't wait to be the Dragons season 38 captain after leading the Wonders to a premiership this season and setting up their next 10 seasons for success.

 

[big_icky]

It's big_icky I feel the most for. I hear he's had to get medical intervention for his bloodied typing fingers that you can now barely get a legible fingerprint from.

I'm not sure why the skip had it out for him. I guess taking advantage of him mostly.

I feel like a pack mule sometimes!

 

[Cadsky]

It's big_icky

Congratulations on your appointment as captain big_icky

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Congratulations on your appointment as captain big_icky

poor bloke

 

[James Colorado]

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• Refusing to help recruit rookies.​

This is probably for the best considering the quality of the previous rookies he recruited.

 

[Dingster]

I've enjoyed what Greenery has done this season.

 

[T2B_]

I can't wait to be the Dragons season 38 captain after leading the Wonders to a premiership this season and setting up their next 10 seasons for success.

poor bloke

The duality of man.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

The duality of man.

I'm really excited for the challenge.

 

[Cadsky]

I've enjoyed what Greenery has done this season.

Bringing the dragons to their knees? Yeah, I agree.

 

[Bonz]

Bringing the dragons to their knees? Yeah, I agree.

Sacrificed our entire season at selection.

For shame

 

[Greenery]

I can't wait to be the Dragons season 38 captain after leading the Wonders to a premiership this season and setting up their next 10 seasons for success.

Dragons pass

 

[Greenery]

Bringing the dragons to their knees? Yeah, I agree.

Haven't you merged with the Roys yet?

 

[Greenery]

This is probably for the best considering the quality of the previous rookies he recruited.

Just in general

Lucked out with you and crazywildhorse

Pm incoming