dry sayings

[darcytiger]

Old bloke on my footy team is full of em.

Seen better heads hangin out at the urinal
I'm so hungry I could eat my mother out
Useful as a pinch of goat shit

 

[el jefe]

Doing nothing - standing around like a spare c*ck at a wedding

I prefer: Standing around like a spare dick at an orgy

 

[wiseguy]

the IQ of a piece of toast

 

[Big Cox]

If less is more just imagine how much more more would be

 

[bullwinkle666]

Full as a fat lady's sock

 

[2Sewell4School]

my favourite you can't polish a T urd

... but you can roll it in glitter.


Flatter than a shit carters hat.

 

[THRILLHO]

As flat as Chad Fletcher in Vegas.

 

[ash_1050]

Beaten like a redheaded step child
(That beer has) more head than a brothel
Tighter than a nuns nasty

 

[yeah_nah]

Thats the worst thing i've seen since bluewaffle (or special fried rice )

 

[hagansbull]

Oldie that doesn't apply anymore, "He got that high he could see the scores at Waverly" or "He came down with snow on him"

 

[Caesar]

My favourite phrase is referring to a lady as a 'pitching wedge' - she looks pretty good from about 80 yards out.

 

[footy_4_life]

"she is good from far, but far from good"

 

[Damp Squarie]

When referring to a player who marks better than his height suggests...

Hes got a reach like a sick cat!