Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[pablo668]

Have we run out of things to be outraged with?

Not outraged, I just think that sh*t commentator is sh*t, and I wish he didn't call games for my team so often.

 

[windyhill]

Welcome to 20 years ago

 

[Firestarter]

THIS COULD BE THE FIRESTARTER!

I wish he wouldn't call me out.

 

[Baird]

I like Dwayne Russell. Really good voice, good knowledge, can say some good lines (but occasionally a cringy line)

 

[HTT]

DROWN ‘EM IN YOUR HONEY MOTS! DROWN ‘EM IN YOUR HONEY

 

[Soups]

He and Healy can **** right off, especially today...So much cringe.

 

[Ron The Bear]

Have tuned out to Dwayne for many years, to the point where he doesn’t bother me. Not sure whether his Melbourne barracking today was in solidarity with Roos and Healy, or whether he had money on the result.

 

[ApplecrossWC]

Silly thread, Dwayne is one of the best in the business. He has even invented terms like "chaos ball" which are now used industry wide.

Gerard Healey on the other hand...

 

[Brer Bear]

He said your team is top 4 material. That's a nice compliment I would have thought.

 

[mxett]

I like Dwayne Russell. Really good voice, good knowledge, can say some good lines (but occasionally a cringy line)

me too. Sure, he makes some corny over the top comments, but which commentator is perfect? If that stuff gets under your skin enough to have a hissy it says more about the thickness of your than Dwayne.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

OH BABY!

 

[Duskfire]

I like him. I didnt realise he was so disliked. I kind of like how he tries to make even the most boring game exciting. Sure he brings out some of the more cringe lines but I feel like he is trying at least.

 

[Plat]

Derwayne is OK in tight games.

If you watch a game where it's an annihilation he is absolutely unbearable. Especially if Dermott is also in the booth.

 

[thedank]

"And Walters is taken high! any higher and Jones would've missed him completely"

*Replay shows a tackle under the arms*

 

[carnthemlions]

No one ruins a game like Derwayne. It's almost impossible to enjoy a game he's commentating. He and Ricciuto genuinely painful to listen to.

 

[WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot]

This is a chaos ball of a thread.

OP has made it somebody else's problem. Crazy good!

 

[wild side]

He said your team is top 4 material. That's a nice compliment I would have thought.

He'd be wrong

 

[Chaisa]

I like him. I didnt realise he was so disliked. I kind of like how he tries to make even the most boring game exciting. Sure he brings out some of the more cringe lines but I feel like he is trying at least.

Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

well they aren't football clubs anymore (Collingwood included) so franchise works

www.bigfooty.com

Should give you some consideration as to how BF feels about him....

 

[tony__montana]

Fritz! Opened the fridge!

Huddo in the Brisbane game - Charlie in charge!

**** off!

 

[Swarhily]

THEY'VE KICKED IT, COULD THIS BE THE FIRESTARTER???

*team is 84 points down 3 minutes til the final siren*

 

[tugga]

I head Dogs but I’m in a pub.
That’s the only reason his screams are in my ears.

If you're going to be forced to listen to the twat then a pub is a good place to do it. Can just drink yourself stupid and tune out.

 

[pablo668]

Ahhh, just had a brief look in the Dwayne **** commentator thread pt2.

Yeah I probably just should have posted in there.

 

[CakeEater]

All the commentators were abominable today especially with Gerard calling Brandon Matera Phil a couple of times.

 

[Firestarter]

All the commentators were abominable today especially with Gerard calling Brandon Matera Phil a couple of times.

They all have varying degrees of recognition failure. Lindsay Thomas and Matt Campbell say hi.

 

[CakeEater]

They all have varying degrees of recognition failure. Lindsay Thomas and Matt Campbell say hi.

Seems to happen to us most times.