Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Chuckie357]

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how tf did you get a photo of my wife?

 

[SuperSteele22]

bruce is even worse

i wish he would #### off the airwaves and disappear forever

True, but you just feel like he's going to milk every little bit of air time he gets from here on in and hang on for a long as possible don't you?

 

[Cochblocked]

A Compilation of Dwayne Russell’s AFL Commentary nonsense 2020 Edition – Sporting HQ

www.sportinghq.com.au

 

[Mentallo]

I didn't even last a minute.
Dare I sat it.
HORRENDOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[westie]

Has anybody mentioned Sean Darcy or David Schwartz yet. Absolute Ken Annoying self-abusers.

 

[deskc]

Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

 

[brucetiki]

Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

If you've just joined us...

 

[Virus]

His commentary when either Port or Geelong are playing is comparable to Bruce when Dusty is or Cyril Rioli was out there.

 

[Hoos]

His commentary when either Port or Geelong are playing is comparable to Bruce when Dusty is or Cyril Rioli was out there.

Except it's much, much worse.

 

[Not Important]

Dwayne is perfect never makes mistakes and calls the game fairly

irony, huh?

seems he's not been well. sam said today he's recovering at home.

 

[Hoos]

irony, huh?

seems he's not been well. sam said today he's recovering at home.

If only he could be sick during the footy season.

 

[Cleavy]

needs to drown his sickness in his honey

 

[chunkylover]

Be warned. Derwayne is trying out some new catch phrases in his nbl commentary to test the water and see if they work for his AFL commentary. Caught this gem about the illawarra hawks that have won their first 2 this season - "look out for them, they've got a new car smell about them" WTF!

 

[From The Pocket]

Going through old SANFL season highlights (this one's from 1983), found someone doing what I feel like doing half the time when Dwayne commentates.

 

[Hoos]

Going through old SANFL season highlights (this one's from 1983), found someone doing what I feel like doing half the time when Dwayne commentates.

Did ol' der-wayne drop a bit easy then...or am I being a bit harsh?

 

[thegrach]

First time I've listened to him this year, he proceeded to call Tamsyn Manou by her maiden name (Lewis) and then awards her an Olympic bronze medal that she doesn't have. Obviously new year, new me hasn't been working well for Dwayno.

 

[Not Important]

you either seriously think Dwain is a good caller or not

i just can’t believe anyone with half a brain things he’s ok

He’s an imbecile

he's too theatrical as a caller. so are b.t and brayshaw. but anything he does as a caller isn't as bad as his radio show.

 

[peternorth]

expect the awesome in 2021/

 

[peternorth]

Dusty gets first clearance last night. First possession of the gene in face.

4 mins later he gets another possession. Dwayne says it’s his first touch.

 

[Hoos]

Dusty gets first clearance last night. First possession of the gene in face.

4 mins later he gets another possession. Dwayne says it’s his first touch.

Nothing gets past der-wayne.

 

[Oscarman]

Talking up Essendon massively. Must have been told to by Fox Footy.

 

[Beerfish]

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[Oscarman]

Jeremy Cameron

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Jeremy Cameron

Age

31

Ht

196cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.5

3star

K

9.0

3star

HB

3.4

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

2.6

5star

D

10.0

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

2.9

2star

M

4.6

4star

T

2.0

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.6

5star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.0

5star

loved the Cats History Museum

 

[Chuckie357]

Jeremy Cameron loved the Cats History Museum

How the **** would he know if that efen happened

 

[Private Hudson]

Haven’t had a chance to watch any footy yet. Switch on the Essendon game and Dwayne is there. Ok it’s only a preseason game he can’t be that bad tonight. Can he? Well he can, he definitely can. I had to mute the commentary during the second quarter. I just don’t think I can take another season with him. I can’t do it, he’s finally crushed my gentle spirit.