Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Alesana]

"Pocket was picked"
"Pokes it"
"Shake n bake"

All in the one play. Sigh.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

watching old dogs freo game on kayo.

derwayne commentated normally.

I remember thinking he was good back in the channel 9 days with Dennis Commetti. Doesn’t surprise me.

 

[peternorth]

I remember thinking he was good back in the channel 9 days with Dennis Commetti. Doesn’t surprise me.

someone has told him that

(1) it'd be a great idea to ham it up
(2) he came up with catch phrases himself and they told him its great

 

[ApplecrossWC]

"Pocket was picked"
"Pokes it"
"Shake n bake"

All in the one play. Sigh.

What's wrong with that?

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

CORR!! WITH THE CORE STRENGTH!!!!

No he just read the flight of the ball better and out marked his opponent knob head.

Stop shouting!!!!

See, you don't get it. That's a pun. Because he has core strength and his surname is Corr which sounds the same even though it's spelt differently.

Just a bit of fun.

 

[Pistol Night]

See, you don't get it. That's a pun. Because he has core strength and his surname is Corr which sounds the same even though it's spelt differently.

Just a bit of fun.

Mind brown.

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

What's wrong with that?

Hi Dwayne

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Dwayney's pre game

No wonder he screams all match

 

[Pistol Night]

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Dwayney's pre game

No wonder he screams all match

Someone needs to spike the campaigners Redbull with some Valium. See if he calms the **** down a bit

 

[Oscarman]

Used the Private Idaho line yesterday and again just then. No way has he seen the film.

 

[matthew_s]

Used the Private Idaho line yesterday and again just then. No way has he seen the film.

raise you a Houston rockets line

 

[Greasyrhys]

Wish he wouldn't call games involving the SA teams, stupid rostering by the pox footy fat cats

 

[killtaker1993]

Used the Private Idaho line yesterday and again just then. No way has he seen the film.

He's probably a B-52s fan

 

[LionsOrDieTrion]

I swear he commentates the worst games of the week which makes them even harder to watch. Cant wait for Port vs North 4:40 Sunday with Derwaynooooo

 

[King_Steele]

It’s got cream dripping off it!

 

[IKnowtheDog]

See, you don't get it. That's a pun. Because he has core strength and his surname is Corr which sounds the same even though it's spelt differently.

Just a bit of fun.

Surely he could have thrown in a ‘breathless’ line

 

[Wayne Dwop]

"Goes backward to go forward"

 

[Mentallo]

Just 15 seconds of him on the wireless is insufferable.
Is there a league in Afghanistan that he can go and call?

 

[killtaker1993]

Just 15 seconds of him on the wireless is insufferable.
Is there a league in Afghanistan that he can go and call?

His shitness could actually solve the tensions in the Middle East, if all the Jews and Muslims could unite in agreement over how bad he is

 

[Vince Spadea]

Imagine what his dirty bedroom talk is like

Drown us in your honey

 

[Mentallo]

Hi Deeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwayne.

Thank god I cannot stand basketball so I won't have to listen to you commentate sport for at least 6 months.

Yours truly.
All of BigFooty.

 

[killtaker1993]

Cats regain the lead with a minute to go.

Dwayne - "don't reach for your car keys just yet"

 

[Pistol Night]

Cats regain the lead with a minute to go.

Dwayne - "don't reach for your car keys just yet"

In case you were thinking of driving into a tree at 180km/h instead of listening to Derwayne for another minute?

 

[tugga]

Dwayne on radio today talking about the cricket World Cup qualifiers in Geelong, said Sri Lanka vs Nambia instead of Namibia.
pronounced as Zambia but with a N instead of Z.
this is not laziness, it’s downright incompetent

 

[peternorth]

Quizzedabout Richmond taking gws players Taranto and maybe hopper. Said it was different to Geelong getting Cameron.