Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Slime Roy]

Derrbrain talks so ****ing much about "Chip in the Ball" on Midday Mouthbreathe,
I reckon he might think it's a Hot-Chip.
"Drown us in your Gravy Chip Ball"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Derrbrain talks so ******* much about "Chip in the Ball" on Midday Mouthbreathe,
I reckon he might think it's a Hot-Chip.
"Drown us in your Gravy Chip Ball"

On the thankfully rare occasions I'm in the car and flicking between stations between 12-3 and I hear Russell whipping through the calls, it's usually:

Derwayne: 'John from Upper Kombucka welcome to the program...'

John: 'Thanks Pipe. I want to talk about (proceeds to make lengthy point, well argued and good springboard for discussion or at least a response from Pipe).

DerWayne: 'Thanks for your call, John...take a Derwayne's World t-shirt (how the hell is that a thing?)

May as well have this guy hosting between 12-3 and punch in the odd reference to Werribee KIA. Would have more personality.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

If in Dwayne's World, that surely makes Andy Maher as Garth.

 

[Hoos]

If in Dwayne's World, that surely makes Andy Maher as Garth.

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[buzzbuzz]

one of my fav callers. i think he's pretty popular with the younger generation.

 

[tugga]

And start bark rais…uh, fundraising today.

 

[Dogs Rule]

one of my fav callers. i think he's pretty popular with the younger generation.

Particularly those who have lost their hearing.

 

[Hoos]

Particularly those who have lost their hearing.

Or their marbles.

 

[Slime Roy]

one of my fav callers. i think he's pretty popular with the younger generation.

Babies...maybe.

 

[InternetToughGuy]

"Sometimes you can look at burnt toast and see an image of Jesus. But it's still burnt toast."

Thanks Dwayne

 

[kickazz]

Meh.

He is much better than BT and JB. They are shit.

 

[tugga]

Meh.

He is much better than BT and JB. They are s**t.

Being better than two piles of shit isn’t that good.
He’s just slightly smaller pile of shit.

 

[Slime Roy]

"Sometimes you can look at burnt toast and see an image of Jesus. But it's still burnt toast."

Thanks Dwayne

But when you look in the mirror..you'll still be Derwayne

 

[Hoos]

Being better than two piles of s**t isn’t that good.
He’s just slightly smaller pile of s**t.

I think he's better than BT (not saying much) but worse than JB.

 

[Mentallo]

Heard him mention the big boy pants today.
Absolute flog.

 

[010203]

I fell asleep during the Collingwood vs Port game but heard enough to hear the pipe describe Mark Howard as ''the voice of world sport''. WTF?

 

[Slime Roy]

I fell asleep during the Collingwood vs Port game but heard enough to hear the pipe describe Mark Howard as ''the voice of world sport''. WTF?

Obvious Shit-Call... but very glad it wasn't the other way around!

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Meh.

He is much better than BT and JB. They are s**t.

A kick in the face may be better than a boot in the nads too.

 

[Shuestar13]

Not even a quarter in and his incessant screaming is just enough to make one want to turn off.

 

[skipper kelly]

stop yelling you ****ing clown

 

[wagstaff]

Had to chuckle during the 2nd quarter of today's Hawks/Swans game when he said they weren't out of it despite being 7 goals down.

 

[Saint12]

Had to chuckle during the 2nd quarter of today's Hawks/Swans game when he said they weren't out of it despite being 7 goals down.

Yep I think he was saying Longmuir was looking stressed in the coaches box....and rightly so as the Hawks are still in this lol

 

[Slime Roy]

I've heard D@#&?e say "It's hot in the kitchen" so often in the first 4 rounds,
I'm starting to think he'd be better off on Master Chef
*or anywhere else really

"Sewage" Pipe revealed today that this is
"One of the 18 phrases he has jotted down" to "Never Use Again"
(presumably in his Footy Commentary for Dummies notepad)
I'll bet he uses it several times over the weekend!
*despite it being obvious to the viewer, that its rather cold...& on a football field.

 

[010203]

Just before quarter time: "There's a bit in this and there's nothing in it".

Also, Howie gave us a "chaos ball" during the Swans vs Giants game.

 

[matthew_s]

Just before quarter time: "There's a bit in this and there's nothing in it".

Also, Howie gave us a "chaos ball" during the Swans vs Giants game.

If Howie spontaneously combusted would anyone miss him?