Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d
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tugga
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Didn’t realise Sam Davidson (who I am filthy that we didn’t get in the MSD) was pick 51 in the draft.
How many ****ing times does he have to say it?
How many ****ing times does he have to say it?
ITS BENDING BACK!!!!
No it wasn’t.
Not even an inch you Muppet.
No it wasn’t.
Not even an inch you Muppet.
Sounds like he's talking into a pillow
Edit "scraming" into a pillow
Edit "scraming" into a pillow
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Still just a yelling cliche jukebox of nonsense.
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Felt like he wasn't as bad today. Maybe pairing him with a very straight and narrow caller like Matt Hill will rein him in.
I had the misfortune of listening to 15 minutes of his call today (I’m boycotting SEN, so no simulcast with the radio).
His constant usage of classifying players during the call is still nauseating. (“The Gun”, “The Superstar”, he used “The Rolls-Royce” today).
Just call the player’s name…
His constant usage of classifying players during the call is still nauseating. (“The Gun”, “The Superstar”, he used “The Rolls-Royce” today).
Just call the player’s name…
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Who,in case anyone is unaware, has a basketball background.
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One of the many things I loved about that Tigers win over the Blues,
was the Seth Campbell Round-off-into-Backwards-Somersault!
& the fact it was SO unexpected..
Durrp-Pipe didn't have a pre prepared catch phrase ready to roll out, instead choosing to go with
"OH, he's gone... the flip "
Not
"he's back flipped & flipped the Off switch on Carlton.
Or
"Kicks the Goal, Flips and Flips the Script on Carltons season"
even
"Its a 10 for difficulty and 4 points for the team from punt road"
I reckon any of those would have been "Crazy Good"
was the Seth Campbell Round-off-into-Backwards-Somersault!
& the fact it was SO unexpected..
Durrp-Pipe didn't have a pre prepared catch phrase ready to roll out, instead choosing to go with
"OH, he's gone... the flip "
Not
"he's back flipped & flipped the Off switch on Carlton.
Or
"Kicks the Goal, Flips and Flips the Script on Carltons season"
even
"Its a 10 for difficulty and 4 points for the team from punt road"
I reckon any of those would have been "Crazy Good"
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Disappointed we didn't get a ''he rolled it and he goaled it" for Bailey's goal early in the 3rd term.
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" it's effectively a one minute game here"
Maybe because there's one minute left you campaigner.
Maybe because there's one minute left you campaigner.
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Or to put it another way a 60 second contest
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“When he’s good, he’s the best in the business” Stephen Coniglio. No he’s not Dwayne, he’s not even the best in his team.
"The hesitation step" **** me, he's rolled that shocker out a few times now.
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Dwayne should just commentate some pr0n. Would be a real mood setter
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He zigged when he should of zagged. Dwayne could even direct he pr0n
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Mmwah-Bailey Kiss Angel!
