Official Team Thread East Side Hawks S21 Team Thread - #StayOffTheEastSide

[Biggie]

Good to see this great club up and about.

Wonder what other Big names will sign up.

Interesting times

 

[pantskyle]

Good to see this great club up and about.

Wonder what other Big names will sign up.

Interesting times

I believe I need to add you in don't I?

 

[Smartys Power]

Thanks for the offer, guys.

I wouldn't have joined, but an offer would've been nice.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Good to see the Hawks get some big signings. Hopefully it all works out well.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I believe I need to add you in don't I?

Pfft rookie

 

[pantskyle]

And to think fitzroybulldog could have signed TFW, WT and myself if the Roys weren't stuck in the middle ages.

 

[Karnezis_13]

And to think fitzroybulldog could have signed TFW, WT and myself if the Roys weren't stuck in the middle ages.

*if you were born in the middle ages

 

[This Is Anfield]

*if you were born in the middle ages

The middle ages were a fun time!
We used to go serfing in the summer.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

The middle ages were a fun time!
We used to go serfing in the summer.

Nice

 

[Biggie]

I can understand how a former premiership skipper, 164 playing, 148 goal kicking mid, 2-3 time All Sweet FA (can't ****ing remember, too much slain pussy and drugs consumed that season and in retirement tbh) TFLUFA-Tiger medallist ( lolwut is that actually?) could be missed.

Or a separate mention would be more viable, because let's face it, This is huge news.

Now fetch me a Jacks, Biggie is ****ing thirsty.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Hehehehehe.

Cute

 

[Mr Eagle]

In a brief prepared statement to the media, Mr Eagle gave his complete endorsement to the new arrangements at Waverley and strenuously denied that he was now merely a puppet of a new regime.

When asked about the hand disappearing up his backside, he informed the gathered media throng that his medical treatment preferences were his own goddamn business.

 

[Broken]

And to think fitzroybulldog could have signed TFW, WT and myself if the Roys weren't stuck in the middle ages.

Yeah, take that you consolation getting Eastside guys

 

[Mr Eagle]

Yeah, take that you consolation getting Eastside guys

Eastside? Who dat?

 

[Van_Dyke]

I think Mr Eagle has lost some of his mental capacity...

 

[Mr Eagle]

I think Mr Eagle has lost some of his mental capacity...

From the endless references to a non-existent team called Eastside, possibly yes.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

Good changes, that'll result in more than 10 posts in match threads from people other than Mr E next season!

Those jumpers look brilliant, keen to play in the wings and the peril!

 

[Biggie]

#2 Thankyou pantskyle

 

[Broken]

From the endless references to a non-existent team called Eastside, possibly yes.

Until the official Sweet FA records are ammended the Hawks name I will continue to play East-Side lotto.

Season 06 :
TEAM                P    W    L    D    F       A           %         P
EAST-SIDE HAWKS     22   11   11   0    2208    2117     104.29       44

Season 07 :
EAST SIDE HAWKS     22   12   10   0    1802    1974     91.28        47*

Season 08 :
East Side Hawks      21   13   6    2    2081    1794     115.99       56

Season 09 :
East Side Hawks        18    14   4    0    1837    1497   122.71    56

Season 10 :
East Side Hawks        21    11   10   0    2091    1924  108.68  7   37

Season 11 :
East Side Hawks        21  12   9   0   0   1756  1839    95.49   48

Season 12 :
East Side Hawks        14  12   2   0   0   1544  1250   123.52   48

Season 13 :
East Side Hawks        17  11   6   -    7  1589  1359   116.92   37

Season 14 :
East Side Hawks        17   6  11   -    2  1313  1509    87.01  22

Season 15 :
East Side Hawks        17   7  10   -    -  1515  1587    95.46  28

Season 16 :
Eastside Hawks         18  12   6   0    0  1849  1750   105.66   48

Season 17 :
East Side Hawks        18   9   9   0    0  1755  1697   103.42   36

Season 18 :
East Side Hawks        17   8   9   0    0  1585  1667    95.08   32

 

[HaroLad]

Citroin booted out of the LG after all he's done for the club.

Wouldn't normally stand up for him, and I doubt he'll be happy.

 

[Citroin]

This is an allstar team, best in the comp? Good luck to you pants!

 

[HaroLad]

This is an allstar team, best in the comp? Good luck to you pants!

Citroin booted out of the LG after all he's done for the club.

Wouldn't normally stand up for him, and I doubt he'll be happy.

Any comments from the big fella?

 

[Citroin]

Citroin booted out of the LG after all he's done for the club.

Wouldn't normally stand up for him, and I doubt he'll be happy.

Thanks, but look at all the big names. Unsure as to whether I deserve it or not.

 

[Karnezis_13]

I'm glad to announce Citroin as my own personal skipper. I advise to the 'leadership group' that all instructions to me be filtered through Cit or I refuse to listen.

 

[HaroLad]

Thanks, but look at all the big names. Unsure as to whether I deserve it or not.

Don't be humble for their sake.

It's obvious Mr Eagle values you more than his new recruits, despite seasons of loyal service from you.