Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 29

[pantskyle]

Hey Chipmunk, welcome to the Hawks. Choose a number and enjoy your stay.

 

[Agent93]

Hey Chipmunk, welcome to the Hawks. Choose a number and enjoy your stay.

Thanks buddy

 

[pantskyle]

Thanks buddy

Helping to get the mighty hawks on page 1.

 

[Agent93]

East Side Hawks 17.5 (107) lost to Mt Buller Demons 23.9 (147)

Hawks Notes

• Congratulations on your 200th game SM. So far we're 0-2 for milestone games.
• Co-incidentally, we have the same record as this time last season, with far more points conceded.
• Six Hawks have played 100% game time after 4 rounds, but only two of them (Loonerty and NaturalDisaster) have played in the same position for all rounds.
• New recruit Chipmunk will join us for the coming round. Get around them.

100th Goal
3 : .26 {CHB} - Golumless rides sausageroll into the ground.
3 : .3 {lHFF} - Drunken Wookie scoops up the ball.
3 : .34 {rHFF} - Milera2Betts on the end of this.
3 : .38 {rHFF} - Milera2Betts takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
3 : .43 {rFP} - He's still going.
3 : .47 {rFP} - Milera2Betts's eyes light up - he fires at goal.
3 : .51 {rFP} - It's going to result in a goal. Goal 100 to Milera2Betts.
MOUNT BULLER DEMONS : 12.7.79
EAST SIDE HAWKS : 7.1.43

100th Goal Part 2
3 : 8.45 {rW} - SM and _Cayz_ both holding each other. No mark.
3 : 8.49 {rW} - SM assessing what lies ahead of him.
3 : 8.53 {CHF} - A hospital kick.
3 : 8.57 {CHF} - No-one can take the mark.
3 : 9.01 {CHF} - Taking the ball is Golumless.
3 : 9.06 {FF} - Fires out the handpass to Loonerty.
3 : 9.09 {FF} - He has time to take a bounce.
3 : 9.13 {FF} - Loonerty let's fly toward goal.
3 : 9.18 {FF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 100 for Loonerty.
MOUNT BULLER DEMONS : 16.9.105
EAST SIDE HAWKS : 9.1.55

Player Ratings
Backs

Red mist (C-)	Got his hand to a few things.	jusjoshin (C-)	Looked proppy and spent a lot of time on the bench.
BRAB (C-)	Tarks had his number this time round.	Snake_Baker (A++)	Continues to rack up the marks and disposals under pressure.
TY24 (D-)	Also punted around with low game time.	Agent93 (C+)	Wasn't bad, or good. Just kinda meh.

Midfield

SM (B)	24 touches to lead the team.	Biggie (B)	Got a bit outclassed with those free-kick habits returning.
ArdentEagle (B)	Didn't quite get up over Harvey.	Loonerty (B+)	Two goals were handy but not enough.
por_please_ya (C+)	Celebrated her return to the wing by giving away a tonne of free-kicks.	Drunkgoliath (B)	Very cuddly, with 9 tackles.

Forwards

Milera2Betts (B+)	Got her 100th early in the 3rd quarter.	larrikin (D-)	No touches, one tackle. Quiet.
Golumless (B)	Put away another 3. Having a good season at CHF.	NaturalDisaster (B+)	Added some forward defensive work with a tackle.
Drunken Wookie (D)	Another serial free-kick offender.	go you pups (B)	Started slowly but was brilliant late.

Interchange

Le Grille (D-)

Covered for TY24, but wasn't the play much.

jackenny (B+)

Covered well for jusjoshin with 19 touches and 5 marks.

This Week
Round 5 - Sun Mar 1, 2020 (Rivalry Round)
East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers @ Waverley



#OGSKWAH

 

[Agent93]

#larrikinaward Rd4

• Loonerty
• Biggie
• jusjoshin

 

[Tadpole]

Nice. I didn't know I'd kicked that many sausages over the seasons.

 

[Drunkgoliath]

If I'm leading the DT points, you know we're in trouble

 

[ArdentEagle]

Disagree. I thought I beat Harvey on the day as I kicked a goal.
So pfffffft!

 

[Agent93]

Disagree. I thought I beat Harvey on the day as I kicked a goal.
So pfffffft!

You gave away 4 free kicks!

 

[ArdentEagle]

You gave away 4 free kicks!

Who knew teabagging was a free kick hey

 

[Agent93]

Who knew teabagging was a free kick hey

Depends if it crosses the line into face-sitting.

 

[por_please_ya]

Celebrated her return to the wing by giving away a tonne of free-kicks.

Sounds just like me.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Genuinely looking forward to making some headlines this week Hawks.

 

[Agent93]

Genuinely looking forward to making some headlines this week Hawks.

Are you looking forwards to popping your media cherry Tones? It'll be good to hear something from you or your club.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Are you looking forwards to popping your media cherry Tones? It'll be good to hear something from you or your club.

I am sure you could talk me into it sweet cheeks.

 

[Test Tickle]

I am sure you could talk me into it sweet cheeks.

He could at least buy you a drink first.

 

[Agent93]

He could at least buy you a drink first.

Happy to meet Tony Lynn 15

 

[ArdentEagle]

He could at least buy you a drink first.

Na. Tony Lynn 15 is the sloppiest tart at the bar.
Here's a pic Antonio BlueVein sent me last week of Tony gearing up for post game celebrations.

 

[VainGlorious]

Na. Tony Lynn 15 is the sloppiest tart at the bar.
Here's a pic Antonio BlueVein sent me last week of Tony gearing up for post game celebrations.
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Oh man, the gender reassignment surgery really has changed his wardrobe.

 

[Agent93]

Oh man, the gender reassignment surgery really has changed his wardrobe.

That one looks a bit pre-surgery for mine...

 

[Drunkgoliath]

Genuinely looking forward to making some headlines this week Hawks.

Traditionally, there is substance to be included underneath said headline.
You'll get there one day champ

 

[por_please_ya]

#larrikinaward Bombers shitpile

ArdentEagle
NaturalDisaster
Biggie

 

[NaturalDisaster]

#larrikinawardR5

Ty24
Brab
ArdentEagle

 

[Agent93]

East Side Hawks 14.12 (96) defeated Baghdad Bombers 9.12 (66)

Hawks Notes

• A massive comeback from 10 points down early in the 4th quarter saw us in with a 30 point win!
• Chipmunk has played their first SFA game (and now has the best win percentage in the Sweet FA).
• SM leads the league in kicks.
• go you pups is creeping up on a century, registering his 99th career behind.

Player Ratings
Backs

jusjoshin (C+)	Went off early, probably faking an injury to come back on in the midfield later.	Chipmunk (B-)	11 touches on debut.
BRAB (C)	Felt the bern.	TY24 (C+)	Ripper banter, but somehow had more marks than disposals.
Snake_Baker (C+)	Nine touches in a pocket.	Drunken Wookie (B-)	12 touches and 2 tackles, but couldn't take a grab in the slippery conditions.

Midfield

SM (B)	Seemed multi-distracted.	Biggie (B)	Getting up there with the frees against.
Agent93 (C)	Quit at 3 quater time, then the team won.	Loonerty (B+)	Led the cuddles and got the umpires' favour.
por_please_ya (B-)	19 disposals was a team high.	Drunkgoliath (C-)	Also quit early.

Forwards

Milera2Betts (B-)	No goals this week, but a handy 9 hanballs.	larrikin (C-)	One kick, one handball, one goal.
Golumless (A-)	Continues his solid form with 3 straight.	NaturalDisaster (A+)	7 in the wet is a great return.
ArdentEagle (B+)	Tem high 8 grabs.	go you pups (D)	Couldn't hit the middle, but registered his 99th career behind.

Interchange

Le Grille (C+-)

Spent time in the middle.

jackenny (D-)

One kick, one handball, but not the pizzazz of larrikin.

This Week
Round 6 - Sun March 8, 2020
Dragons FFC vs East Side Hawks @ Ljp’s Lair

#OGSKWAH

 

[Agent93]

#larrikinaward Rd5

• TY24
• Loonerty
• Drunkgoliath