Official Team Thread East Side Hawks :: Season 30 :: The Festival of the Biggie! Headliner: The Jesus!

[Agent93]

Home Ground :: The Eyrie
Colours :: Green and Gold
Leadership Group :: Agent93 (c), Loonerty (vc), por_please_ya (vc), Chipmunk, TY24



Established :: Season 06 by F/D and Wally on 25th December, 2005.
Premierships :: Season 12 (def West Coast Wonders)
Grand Finallists :: Season 08, Season 09, Season 13, Season 24

Mobbenfuhrer Medallists :: larrikin (S12 | S13), boncer34 (S11), brahj (S24)
beez Medallists :: The Filth Wizard (S24), The Jesus (S27)
EKA Medallists :: Elton Johns Wig (S23)
Fred (Formerly Alf Andrews) Medallists :: YOTC (S08 | S09), Tarkyn_24 (S12 | S16), BRAB (S25)
Deestroy Medallists :: Wally (S09), larrikin (S12), Mr Eagle (S13)
TFLUA-Tiger Medallists :: boncer34 (S12), Biggie (S13), The Half Back (S26)
Frankston Rover Medallists :: Biggie (S08), Jobe3Votes (S15), NaturalDisaster (S29)

Hall of Fame Players :: Wally | boncer34 | Tarkyn_24 | Itsmyshow | okeydoke7 | larrikin | Biggie | The Filth Wizard
Season 29 All-SFA :: Agent93 [HBF] (c)

Special thanks to Barrybran for the graphical assistance.
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[Agent93]

Biggie-est Cup :: Awarded to the Hawk adjudged Best in Simulation by the Player Rating (tm) formula.
larrikin award :: Awarded to the Hawk voted by their peers as the Best Match Thread Poster.
YOTC Plate :: Awarded to the Hawk who score the most goals during the season and finals.
The Filth Medal :: Awarded to the Hawk adjudged the Best New Player* by the Leadership Group.
Mr Eagle Trophy :: Awarded to the Hawk adjudged by the captain as the Best Contributor to the Club.
*Eligibility: Less than 20 games at the commencement of the season.

B:	Tigerfan	EmbleyGirl	Kimboman
HB:	peternorth	Guess_Who	Bennycoff
C:	Hawkk	Westy07	Fishbowl
HF:	Hodgie15	Wally	LF50
F:	DaveyMagic	F/D	brittney(spears)
R:	Locky	vanders	BP
INT:	GS08	Kegs44
Squad:	tinman	Div	Tobie1995

East Side Hawks 18.16.124 def West Coast Wonders 14.14.98

B:	anti	FiveStrings	Nessy
HB:	Showbag	Quinz	Krazy Kris
C:	boncer34	Biggie	Hawks1523
HF:	reggie	YOTC	StatsFanatic
F:	Zarko	Tarkyn_24	philcara16
R:	larrikin	WCE_all_da_way	Kerrby
INT:	Frankston Rover	madman

Captain​	Seasons​
F/D	S06 (23 games)
Wally	S07 - S10 (89 games)
Biggie	S10 - S13 (80 games)
boncer34	S14 - S15 (34 games)
Tarkyn_24	S14, S19 (34 games)
Itsmyshow	S16 - S17 (42 games)
Dagless	S17 (20 games)
Karnezis_13	S18 (18 games)
Mr Eagle	S19 - S23 (87 games)
Doctor Colossus	S21 - S22 (36 games)
The Filth Wizard	S23 - S24 (39 games)
Loonerty	S25 - S26 (26 games)
Agent93	S26 - Current (80* games)

East Side Hawks Club History

 

[Agent93]

2. Biggie
3. Itsmyshow
5. go you pups
6. larrikin
9. Golumless
10. Snake_Baker
11. The Jesus
14. Loonerty (vc)
15. jackenny
19. Drunkgoliath
21. 11kgm
22. PMBangers
23. SM
24. TY24 (lg)
33. eth-dog
34. jusjoshin
37. Shermy
40. por_please_ya (vc)
41. Red mist
50. Chipmunk (lg)
91. NinjaSwan
93. Agent93 (c)
96. Milera2Betts
99. Drunken Wookie


In :: PMBangers (rookie), 11kgm (rookie), NinjaSwan (returning), The Jesus (Demons), Shermy (Bombers)
Out :: SunshineTiger (delisted), Agechamp (delisted), Le Grille (delisted), Karnezis_13 (delisted)




Round 1 - Sun Aug 2nd, 2020
Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks @ Van Cortlandt Park

Round 2 - Sun Aug 9th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Baghdad Bombers @ The Eyrie

Round 3 - Sun Aug 16th, 2020
Sin City Swamprats vs East Side Hawks @ Underground Stadium

Round 4 - Sun Aug 23rd, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Roys FFC @ The Eyrie

Round 5 - Sun Aug 30th, 2020
Mount Buller Demons vs East Side Hawks @ The Snow Dome

Round 6 - Sun Sept 6th, 2020
Las Vegas Bears vs East Side Hawks @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 7 - Sun Sept 13th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Gumbies FFC @ The Eyrie

Round 8 - Sun Sept 20th, 2020
Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne

Round 9 - Sun Sept 27th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Fighting Furies @ The Eyrie

Round 10 - Sun Oct 4th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs West Coast Wonders @ The Eyrie

Round 11 - Sun Oct 11th, 2020
Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ The BJO

Round 12 - Sun Oct 18th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors @ The Eyrie

Round 13 - Sun Oct 25th, 2020
Baghdad Bombers vs East Side Hawks @ Abdu Prison

Round 14 - Sun Nov 1st, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Sin City Swamprats @ The Eyrie

Round 15 - Sun Nov 8th, 2020
Dragons FFC vs East Side Hawks @ Ljp86's Lair

Round 16 - Sun Nov 15th, 2020
East Side Hawks vs Mount Buller Demons @ The Eyrie

 

[Agent93]

 

[Agent93]

Games


Goals


Disposals


Hit Outs


Marks


East Side Hawks All Time Statistics​

 

[Agent93]

SM
30 for 30


The Jesus
The Bottom 30


The Jesus
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God


SM
Amateur Expansion Bids


Chipmunk
ChippyBet


Chipmunk
The Big Fat Only Connect Quiz of S29


The Jesus
Season 30 SFA Podcast


Chipmunk
Now That's What I Call SFA


Loonerty
My Golly Gosh



Agent93
#200NERTY



Agent93
Is SSwans2011 Necessary? Will he stop?
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[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

 

[AceAndy]

How many vice-captains do you need ?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

How many vice-captains do you need ?

2

 

[AceAndy]

2

OK that was a poor question. Why do you need two vice-captains ?

 

[serial_thrilla]

How many vice-captains do you need ?

I suppose they be to take into account one of them will be quite focused on expansion throughout the season.

 

[Agent93]

OK that was a poor question. Why do you need two vice-captains ?

They're on equal footing, much like they were last season. Basically if I disappear completely on a Thursday both of them are left with the 1 week match penalty and everyone in the league gets a good laugh

 

[AceAndy]

They're on equal footing, much like they were last season. Basically if I disappear completely on a Thursday both of them are left with the 1 week match penalty and everyone in the league gets a good laugh

So they are basically fall guys. i like it.

 

[Agent93]

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Welcome to the East Side Hawks for Season 30 which marks the club's 25th season in the competition. This is your team thread, so please let me know if anything is incorrect and needs updating.

Firstly to our fresh faces PMBangers, 11kgm, and Shermy: I hope you enjoy your time here, and I hope you're the missing link in our quest to repeat the Season 12 glory. To our not so fresh faces: welcome back NinjaSwan and The Jesus. I'm sure you're well prepared for inevitable preliminary final disappointment.

We have our two new leaders: Chipmunk and TY24. Both are ready to bring new ideas and thoughts to the front of the club, and both should play large roles in the club moving forwards.

Season 29 was pretty big. Several things happened which I clean forgot about:

• Biggie's 3000th Kick
• Itsmyshow's 1000th Kick and 1000th Handball, therefore 2000th disposal
• larrikin's 350th game for the ESH, and 300th career goal
• Milera2Betts' 100th free kick against
• Snake_Baker more than doubled his previous career marks and handballs
• Loonerty's 1000th Kick and 1000th Handball, therefore 2000th disposal; also 400th Mark
• Red mist's 100th Mark
• Agent93's 400th Mark and 1000th Handball
• The club's third best DreamTeam season in history
• And Golumless' 1000th career Handball

And there are plenty of milestones due in the coming season. Plenty.

So on with the show, and let the chaos reign.

jackenny Drunkgoliath SM eth-dog jusjoshin Milera2Betts Drunken Wookie

 

[Golumless]

• And Golumless' 1000th career Handball

I'd like to thank my parents for giving me the support to achieve this.

 

[eth-dog]

Season 30, huh? Well I think I'm on approximately 190 SFA games so looking forward to cracking the double ton.

 

[Chipmunk]

Hawks: something

Dragons in S40: Welcome to 2 VCs and a 3 day BnF! We were the first!

 

[Loonerty]

I suppose they be to take into account one of them will be quite focused on expansion throughout the season.

Um..

por_please_ya?? Is this you?

 

[Agent93]

Also I'm not sure how this happened but somehow the club has become a haven for Essendon supporters. Here's the breakdown:

ESS - 6
WCE - 4
ADE - 4
GWS - 2
SYD - 2
NM - 2
WBD - 1
GCS - 1
RIC - 1
FRE - 1

And on the stats leaders for the Hawks, here's how you all fit in the all time club rankings:

 

[Chipmunk]

Loonerty so Sheep

 

[serial_thrilla]

Um..

por_please_ya?? Is this you?

I think she got bitten by a rodent.

 

[AceAndy]

Also I'm not sure how this happened but somehow the club has become a haven for Essendon supporters. Here's the breakdown:

ESS - 6
WCE - 4
ADE - 4
GWS - 2
SYD - 2
NM - 2
WBD - 1
GCS - 1
RIC - 1
FRE - 1

And on the stats leaders for the Hawks, here's how you all fit in the all time club rankings:

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Clearly not enough Blues in the Hawks.

 

[eth-dog]

Clearly not enough Blues in the Hawks.

Nah, the right amount I reckon

 

[Agent93]

Clearly not enough Blues in the Hawks.

I asked Mebby but she declined.

 

[AceAndy]

I asked Mebby but she declined.

That is a shame, i thought she really enjoyed the Tour match thread.