Eddie says Steele needs to drink more during the season to build up alcohol tolerance. Proud of him.

[Smithy7]

He just cant handle a wee dram of Scotch.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Does ASADA test for ketamine?

 

[richoatthedisco]

So he thought he was going to the dunny and was naked, but he had his house keys on him?

Scotch, my arse.

 

[A Cut Above]

I know, I had to read that a few times.

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

 

[Greenery]

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

You mean did mum bang Bobby John or BillyMay

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Why

hahaha

walked out the wrong door.

so good.

 

[Wosh]

hahaha

walked out the wrong door.

so good.

Dunno what he was trying to achieve by saying that. ****ing bizzare.

 

[Plugger35]

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

are they his brothers, cousins or both?

 

[KennyHuntersBlues]

He's an AFL footballer, so why are we still surprised?

Oh that's right- we aren't!


....and I still wonder why he's the only member of his family who looks kinda normal. Did Dad bone Taffy-May instead of Bobby-June that time?

Shepparton ferals

 

[Laphroaig]

Eddie's just making it worse with his excuses, I don't care how pissed you are no one gets a toilet mixed up with a street.

i dunno.

I always found the urban myth about the bloke who got pissed, jagged a one nighter and ended up shitting in her closet kind of yeah, could happen to anyone.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

I got disorientated on scotch once.... mind you I was mixing it with rohypnol.
Young Steele has been a very naughty boy

 

[SaltPeter]

Eddie's just making it worse with his excuses, I don't care how pissed you are no one gets a toilet mixed up with a street.

I've been known to get the cupboard mixed up with the toilet occasionally.

Older sister claims I mixed up the front door with toilet once. I told her I didn't get it mixed up, I planned to go in the garden and it was her fault for locking it.

On another note, if I cannot remember doing it, it didn't happen .. regardless of the evidence

 

[SaltPeter]

Dunno what he was trying to achieve by saying that. ******* bizzare.

Eddies still living in the past

 

[SaltPeter]

In a past life a friend of mine once confided to me that you're not drunk until you shit the bed. Based on his criteria I can confirm that I've never been been drunk.

He then went on to ponder his surprise that when he woke up in the morning he was covered in shit from his chest to his ankles, putting it down to a restless night. I can't remember if he washed his sheets or just threw them away

 

[Wosh]

In a past life a friend of mine once confided to me that you're not drunk until you sh*t the bed. Based on his criteria I can confirm that I've never been been drunk.

He then went on to ponder his surprise that when he woke up in the morning he was covered in sh*t from his chest to his ankles, putting it down to a restless night. I can't remember if he washed his sheets or just threw them away

 

[Mofra]

“He slept on the couch, went to go to the toilet in the morning, but took the wrong door and ended up on the street”
- Eddie on Foxfooty

Yeah I know if I sleep somewhere unfamiliar and try to go to the toilet but instead open a door to the outside world, I tend to just keep walking in case a toilet pops up out of nowhere too.

This is the worst excuse since someone presented to ER with a tomato sauce bottle up their rectum telling the nurses she "slipped in the shower"

 

[Mofra]

Pictured: The last thing a tasty, tasty echidna sees in the Latrobe Valley.

 

[Mofra]

In a past life a friend of mine once confided to me that you're not drunk until you sh*t the bed. Based on his criteria I can confirm that I've never been been drunk.

He then went on to ponder his surprise that when he woke up in the morning he was covered in sh*t from his chest to his ankles, putting it down to a restless night. I can't remember if he washed his sheets or just threw them away

Gee, why can't Adelaide retain players?

 

[SaltPeter]

Gee, why can't Adelaide retain players?

Hahaha .. that was in Perf, and a bloke from the South West

 

[Mofra]

Hahaha .. that was in Perf, and a bloke from the South West

Emu Bitter. That explains everything.

 

[SaltPeter]

Emu Bitter. That explains everything.

I suspect Bundaberg may have played a part later in the evening

 

[Tiger2709]

It's only after a dozen or so that they become hard to remember.

 

[Tiger2709]

Emu Bitter. That explains everything.

Emu, gives me the runs maybe Steele had a similar problem?

 

[Tiger2709]

Then we'd miss out on Eddie making a knob of himself

No Eddie would have been complaining about their transparency.

The man is a master bullshitter.