Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[richoatthedisco]

Also, why the **** does Usman wear black socks? What a campaigner.

Just wrong.

The GOAT is going to humiliate these pommy lefties.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Lyon to take 6/40.

 

[Plugger35]

This match could be over today the way it's going.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Rooted.

 

[hawkman]

Was just about to post that Hazlewood had bowled pies all day today

 

[El Dubya]

He was so close to reviewing. One positive word from Ali and they'd be down a review.

 

[RelaxMax]

KP has a girly voice

 

[El Dubya]

KP has a girly voice

So do you.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

KP has a girly voice

Graeme Swann does a good impression of him.

 

[RelaxMax]

So do you.

Not as girly as his

 

[richoatthedisco]

Root fails to go on with it in the second innings again. Just one Test century in the second innings - both innings count, mate!

 

[Starburns_]

Good to see old mate isn't still hungover from the premiership victory.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Good to see old mate isn't still hungover from the premiership victory.

I don't get it. Also, that profile is five years out of date.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Because not even Tasmanians deserve that kind of punishment.

Other states have to suffer through the Aussies batting, Tasmanians should have to as well.

We'll play a second opponent for 2 tests, the only time we haven't played at least 5 tests per summer in recent years was when we had the World Cup here.



I'm a big fan of you guys getting test status, but there's no chance of that happening. You guys will end up in the same category as Bangladesh and Zimbabwe, only away tests.

Why you gotta crush my dreams?
Bangladesh have played tests here in the past. Zimbabwe, I can't recall the test team touring here since Matt Hayden spanked their bowling attack.

Batting looking a lot easier than it did last night.



Should be against Norfern Ireland to attract the Norf fans down there.

#OneIreland

 

[Starburns_]

Why you gotta crush my dreams?
Bangladesh have played tests here in the past. Zimbabwe, I can't recall the test team touring here since Matt Hayden spanked their bowling attack.

Both were around 15 years ago, and Bangladesh got sent to Cairns and Darwin. It just doesn't happen anymore in a crowded schedule.

I imagine we'll play you when we tour England, but you won't be coming here until you become competitive over there.

 

[Plugger35]

Bachar Houli and KFC Boy looking pretty comfortable out there, this game might not be over just yet.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Bachar Houli and KFC Boy looking pretty comfortable out there, this game might not be over just yet.

Thanks Kiss of Death

 

[Smeg Head]

Piss off Ali, you're out!

 

[El Dubya]

Tim Paine fast work there, probably kept his place in the side now. Ali ****ing unlucky, agree with Clarke that he should have got the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Good_Old]

Racist, cheating Australians.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Great work by Paine. Did Ali have the tip of a sprig behind the line?

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Bugger off Clarke, nothing behind that line.

 

[pirate bob]

Wade wouldn't have got that. Smarsh probably would've though

 

[Brain Power]

Moral victory!

 

[Smeg Head]

Bugger off Clarke, nothing behind that line.

Looks like its a shadow off the boot on that one shot Clarke is claiming.