Essendon* plan to give banned players a 'lap of honor' before their round 2 game vs Melbourne

[Bunk Moreland]

As one of the 7 MFC fans carpooling to the ground with chains on the range rover tyres, i endorse this idea.

Perhaps you should get Lance Armstrong to MC the introduction of the players. Maybe an unfair comparrison though given when he was using performance enhancing drugs, he didnt lose to a Mark Neeld coached Melbourne

You're clearly a fraud... car pooling? What a disgustingly middle class invention.

 

[Sainter3and7]

Always quick to seize an oppourtunity for a bit more $$$, the Demon Shop has just released another new range!

#standbymilkshakes

Look at the photo of the two players on the right. To borrow a term from Toot Toot!, it looks like someone is about to get a hand shandy.
NYYAWWT.

 

[King Notorious]

 

[Doss]

You're clearly a fraud... car pooling? What a disgustingly middle class invention.

Yeah, he's no white collar, boat shoe wearing blonde boy who knows nothing about Victorian beaches!

 

[Marley10]

Always quick to seize an oppourtunity for a bit more $$$, the Demon Shop has just released another new range!

#standbymilkshakes

His milkshake brings all the dees to the yard

 

[schmuttt]

That'd be a humourous touch, I'll even personally shout one for each of the seven Demons supporters present.

After the lap they could line up and present one each to the 34. They'll have to do a few players each, but they don't look heavy so should be ok.

In return we'll continue to fund the existence of the miserable stain that is the Melbun Football Club.

You know what makes me happy? As awful as the last 10 years have been for us, the Essendon hivemind have had it worse. I never thought I'd see a club make us look like Hawthorn in our off field conduct, but you guys are just too good.

BTW we ran at a profit last year, pretty hard to fund us when you're burning through millions and the players get banned anyway

 

[Damp Squarie]

Perhaps they're going to do the Hucka.

 

[RedVest4]

They should do the lap with Goodesy so no one will get booed.

 

[dank420_]

I bet you think Jimmy Hird is not a sook though.

he got kneed in the face and just casually walked off so i reckon your right flog boy

 

[T2B_]

I don't know how their marketing team could possibly sit down and discuss this like it's a good idea. What the ****?

This shit doesn't happen in any other sporting code.

 

[big bootaaaaah]

 

[Lord Rod]

You Demons supporters have been entrusted with a wonderful opportunity..
Don't **** it up..

 

[Costanza_]

"A BARRAGE OF PRETZELS HAS KNOCKED JOBE WATSON UNCONSCIOUS"... "This is... this is a black day for the AFL".

 

[DEECEE]

"A BARRAGE OF PRETZELS HAS KNOCKED JOBE WATSON UNCONSCIOUS"... "This is... this is a black day for the AFL".

You could call them "whitey wackers"

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[Allikat]

If the *34 are participating in an official gameday event, wouldn't that be against the rules of their ban? Meaning their bans would get reset. And another 2 years on the sidelines?

I like the idea. Yeah. Woo.

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

West coast play a tribute match every single year and named a stand after a bloke who died of a drug overdose. If that's acceptable, then a quick buzz around the G for some young blokes done for unwittingly using non performance enhancing, performance enhancing drugs shouldn't be too much of a stretch.................................

 

[CrowEater888]

 

[peppy la pew]

Yeah, he's no white collar, boat shoe wearing blonde boy who knows nothing about Victorian beaches!

In the way half your lecture is

 

[TazHawk15]

he got kneed in the face and just casually walked off so i reckon your right flog boy

Why do capital letters scare you so much young Danker?

 

[HairyO]

If the *34 are participating in an official gameday event, wouldn't that be against the rules of their ban? Meaning their bans would get reset. And another 2 years on the sidelines?

I like the idea. Yeah. Woo.

Great way for them to get the full 2 years they deserve.

 

[1061]

I thought the ban meant they're not allowed to set foot on any Sporting Arena affiliated with ASADA/WADA so how can this idea get off the ground. I think it's a PR exercise by the Club to keep the sympathy levels up in the public's mind.

 

[Dinsdale]

I reckon its Essenscum trolling the AFL, so that when AFL say no, they can cry "see another example of how everyone's against us, when we are trying to be brave for our brave supporters"

 

[Lethality]

In a re-enactment of the last few years they will also pile up a large sum of money in the centre circle and torch it.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I'm glad it wasn't round one, it would have been inclined to shit in my hand and throw it at them.






I may or may not do that every game anyway.

 

[Baldur]

For the first time since the "Black Day" I am shocked. They must be mainlining the kool aid down at Essenscum. The AFL must be furious, its all the scum need now, get the AFL even more angry at them.