Essington lied about how long Duncey Spudish’s contract was because they didn’t want the rest of the league to laugh at them

[V_23]

SEN.com.au can reveal Parish signed a SIX-year deal until the end of 2029, not five years.

The long-term arrangement was formalised but not announced in its entirety due to the sensitive PR nature which engulfed the contract dispute.

Well the cat’s out of the bag, and all I have to add is:

 

[Grin]

Dodoro wins again

 

[zackah]

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Orazio Fantasia

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Orazio Fantasia

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

73kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

7.4

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

3.1

5star

G

1.4

5star

D

9.8

2star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.4

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.2

2star

G

0.2

3star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.0

1star

2 years.

As you were

 

[V_23]

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Orazio Fantasia 2 years.

As you were

It’ll take us 12 months just to de-Essington him, hence the two-year deal

 

[zackah]

It’ll take us 12 months just to de-Essington him, hence the two-year deal

He has the stench of souf Australia now

 

[Trouto]

He has the stench of souf Australia now

yeah but only SAFL stench...hardly played afl...

 

[Baldur]

Essendum lied becouse thats what they do, might as well expect my lot not to lose grand finals than expect Essendum not to lie.

 

[Cyclops]

Essendum lied becouse thats what they do, might as well expect my lot not to lose grand finals than expect Essendum not to lie.

Lose Grand Finals? Hah, amateur.

We win one in three...and we just won one...

 

[Jazny]

Did you guys know they are paying McKay over a million dollars next year?

 

[Chronz]

Did you guys know they are paying McKay over a million dollars next year?

Hopefully it creates discord amongst the bummers playing group and we see a bottom 4 finish.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Did you guys know they are paying McKay over a million dollars next year?

Dodo's parting gift, love it.