Everton Fans Thread

[ossie_21]

I’ve never known a club in this history of football to have strikers as allergic to scoring goals, as this Everton team.

I thought we had a good one in Beto, but he is utter wank and will be another waste of money signing we will eventually lose for free or sell at a big loss.

Our first penalty in about 10 years and it was a weak as piss effort.

 

[ossie_21]

Beyond furious, yet another game where the opposition keeper plays an absolute blinder and we drop 3pts.

Won’t be surprised if that’s at least a top 5 overall player rating against us to join the other 2 keepers at the top of the list.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Pack of absolute cretins.

After the last half decade or so, can anyone actually build a case that we deserve to stay up?

 

[Bradesmaen]

Still safe but 1 in 14 in all comps is our current run. The finishing is just abysmal.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

DCL playing as a winger and whipping crosses in to positions he should have been in in the first place was tops. Who the **** were we meant to have out on the right? He at least looked a bit sharper overnight, even if he didn’t score.

If not for their keeper and a piss poor penalty attempt we probably would have had all the points. We went to sleep for their second goal and their third was alas on the cards after stacking the front half.

 

[ossie_21]

DCL playing as a winger and whipping crosses in to positions he should have been in in the first place was tops. Who the **** were we meant to have out on the right? He at least looked a bit sharper overnight, even if he didn’t score.

If not for their keeper and a piss poor penalty attempt we probably would have had all the points. We went to sleep for their second goal and their third was alas on the cards after stacking the front half.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

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A combination of poor finishing and some amazing goalkeeping has cost us a lot of points. 5% better shots or 5% lesser keeping and we probably wouldn’t even be having this conversation - not to mention xG and that stinking mess

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Forget the GK thing, control what you can control.

Our inability to hit the back of the net given the chances we've had this season is frankly embarrassing.

Dyche can't do much more really. We should have been miles into safety by now, even had the entire deduction stood. As it is we're still at the mercy of the second charge.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Forget the GK thing, control what you can control.

Our inability to hit the back of the net given the chances we've had this season is frankly embarrassing.

Dyche can't do much more really. We should have been miles into safety by now, even had the entire deduction stood. As it is we're still at the mercy of the second charge.

Bit of talk about sacking him but honestly what more can he do? Spot on he’s doing his best. Not his fault our strikers are unable to hit the back of the net. Plus no funds to get anyone else and he probably has a pay out clause.

We have a very good keeper. Our defence isn’t the most talented yet we are well organised. Our midfield is meh but the worst on transition. Just the strikers who aren’t doing their bit

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Bit of talk about sacking him but honestly what more can he do? Spot on he’s doing his best. Not his fault our strikers are unable to hit the back of the net. Plus no funds to get anyone else and he probably has a pay out clause.

We have a very good keeper. Our defence isn’t the most talented yet we are well organised. Our midfield is meh but the worst on transition. Just the strikers who aren’t doing their bit

It was good to see Tarkowski fed up with the flacid attackers in his post match interview. Not much more Dyche or the defenders can do at this point.

Dyche is the perfect man for the club and he's done an admirable job putting us in a lot of winning positions this season.

 

[Bradesmaen]

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I have to laugh otherwise I will cry.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Bit of talk about sacking him but honestly what more can he do? Spot on he’s doing his best. Not his fault our strikers are unable to hit the back of the net. Plus no funds to get anyone else and he probably has a pay out clause.

We have a very good keeper. Our defence isn’t the most talented yet we are well organised. Our midfield is meh but the worst on transition. Just the strikers who aren’t doing their bit

Good cross by Garner yesterday but I'm not enamoured by him. He's slow, not a great passer. He's probably a relegation midfielder and thats shown. I'd love to have Barkley back just because of what he has done to Luton.

 

[ossie_21]

The next 3 weeks without this club will be bliss.

But looking at one last chance to get a first win of the year on the last day of March is disgusting, especially as it could extend into April

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Not sure if we can’t score or simply won’t score. We have created way too many opportunities to be 2-0 down

 

[Toffee Lion]

I need a break from sports in general right now.

My teams are all just horrid together for me, beautiful.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Please just be relegated already.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

After the bulshit in the last minute of freos game, I’ll absolutely take:

A) 3 points
B) DCL scoring a non pen goal (and 2 in 2)
C) A clean sheet

 

[Bradesmaen]

After the bulshit in the last minute of freos game, I’ll absolutely take:

A) 3 points
B) DCL scoring a non pen goal (and 2 in 2)
C) A clean sheet

Agreed, if only Freo had the discipline of Everton.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

2 more points deducted.

 

[ossie_21]

2 more points deducted.

Over the 2 hearings, the premier league have pushed for 17 points to have been deducted from us this season.

Administration is 9.

This is actually insane.

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

Just Everton things

 

[im_a_lazy_sod]

 

[Bradesmaen]

****ing pathetic.

 

[damicky]

Back to bed

 

[Bradesmaen]

Back to bed

Dunno why you woke up.