EXPOSED: St Kilda's Secret Game Plans

[Quixote]

But at least attempt to keep it within the realms of reality.

The Ben McEvoy?

 

[Bender_]

The Ben McEvoy?

The form ruckman of the competition:

 

[Plugger35]

Splendid work Plugger, now if only St Kilda could get players milestone games to coincide with GF's.

PS: Can I get 3 large bacon deluxe meals? Dine in thanks. I brought my own cups.

We unleashed The Heart gameplan in our GFs but even that can't beat the cheating maggots, weather, bad bounces and other bullshit that conspires against us.

Also I thought you guys provided the bacon deluxe meals, we provide the linen bed sheets that you throw up on afterwards.

 

[Bender_]

We unleashed The Heart gameplan in our GFs but even that can't beat the cheating maggots, weather, bad bounces and other bullshit that conspires against us.

Well, you'll always have your "Moral Premiersips".

 

[AzzEffect]

Face it the real secret weapon the Saints have is continuing to troll the AFL and it's followers by making out the Nick Polevault is a future legend of the game and not in fact an overrated hack who can't kick goals or perform when the team need him to on the big stage

 

[SA1NTER]

We unleashed The Heart gameplan in our GFs but even that can't beat the cheating maggots, weather, bad bounces and other bullshit that conspires against us.

Couldn't resist Plugg.

Just wait until we embarrass all you West Coke E-Girl pretenders on Saturday.

 

[Quixote]

The form ruckman of the competition:

Form young ruckman of the competition

 

[Deaneus!]

The Heart

When the Saints have their backs to the wall and are written off or need a win to celebrate the milestone of a club champion they unleash The Heart gameplan. This can only be produced by an old fashioned traditional football club rather than a manufactured burger franchise and results in a magnificent stirring win against the odds.

See this video for roof.

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Hmmm... not sure that this play exists. See roof:

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[Plugger35]

Hmmm... not sure that this play exists. See roof:

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See the cheating maggots, weather and bad bounces get out clauses and add the Spider Everitt being injured and Jarman pulling goals out of his arse get out clauses.

 

[Bender_]

Form young ruckman of the competition

Here's the real form young ruckman of the competition who has dreadlocks and prefers his eggs poached to scrambled:

 

[Plugger35]

Here's the real form young ruckman of the competition who has dreadlocks and prefers his eggs poached to scrambled:

Bender in the background wearing his red Lady Gaga sunnies.

 

[Quixote]

Here's the real form young ruckman of the competition who has dreadlocks and prefers his eggs poached to scrambled:

Ben has his eggs raw. Rocky style. And he shoots his own dinner.

PS: Hate to get all factual here, however, 2011 stats, listed per average below:

Big Ben Mac! Nic Junior Whopper is in for a hiding.

 

[Bender_]

Bender in the background wearing his red Lady Gaga sunnies.

Superstylin'

 

[Bender_]

Ben has his eggs raw. Rocky style. And he shoots his own dinner.

PS. Hate to get all factual here, however, 2011 stats, listed per average below, suggest ownership is at hand:

Negative. The qualifier was dreds and poached eggs. McEvoy enjoys neither, ownership belongs to NicNat, petal.

 

[Quixote]

Negative. The qualifier was dreds and poached eggs. McEvoy enjoys neither, ownership belongs to NicNat, petal.

No more talk boy

 

[Bender_]

No more talk boy

Enough with the school-yard flirting Quixote, make a move already.

 

[Deaneus!]

See the cheating maggots, weather and bad bounces get out clauses and add the Spider Everitt being injured and Jarman pulling goals out of his arse get out clauses.

Heart wins GFs. Everything else is an excuse. Weather? Yeah, the Crows wouldn't have had to put up with the weather. Was your horoscope bad too? If St Kilda's mindset is taht soft it would explain a lot...

...like your last couple of years, for starters.

 

[Lord Rod]

All this Hungry Jack shit is making me hungry. I'll have 2 reverse Dal Santos please..

 

[Lord Rod]

Whoppers to you Saints ******s...get it?

 

[Quixote]

Whoppers to you Saints ******s...get it?

Hey next time you go to reply in a thread - could you not?

 

[Gaffanator]

Hey next time you go to reply in a thread - could you not?

I enjoyed that

 

[Lord Rod]

Zac loves whoppers...maybe you should try one!

 

[SA1NTER]

Hey next time you go to reply in a thread - could you not?

I second that statement.