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[Tigerturbulance]

How is this even possible... the long standing and most handsomest SFA player not over $1m and MWPP and everyone's favourite dancing dear at only $700



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Las Vegas obviously has a crooked skilled accountant

 

[Mrs Turbo]

We'll help out the Bears and take MWPP off their books, we don't pay much but we'll shout her lunch everyday.

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Looks like the Mrs T's Tavern 'VIP Lunch Special' is outta the bag!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Looks like the Mrs T's Tavern 'VIP Lunch Special' is outta the bag!

might be time you and I take a business trip to Las Vegas and see if we cant launder legitimize our money

I'm thinking we go the red 32 approach

 

[Mrs Turbo]

might be time you and I take a business trip to Las Vegas and see if we cant launder legitimize our money

I'm thinking we go the red 32 approach

Mrs T's Taverns jet is free available



Red 32 - its either that or we get Nothing

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Mrs T's Taverns jet is free available

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Red 32 - its either that or we get Nothing

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seeming how as we are not playing this week, lets head to the airstrip now.........

 

[Robertio]

seeming how as we are not playing this week, lets head to the airstrip now.........

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[Mrs Turbo]

I am certain he would always find you Mr Guinness

 

[Grav]

We'll help out the Bears and take MWPP off their books, we don't pay much but we'll shout her lunch everyday.

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You guys look like you could be Visy in the off season …. Oh, that was that other mob

 

[Robertio]

You guys look like you could be Visy in the off season …. Oh, that was that other mob

Nah it wasn't the other mob mate, it could've been us.

 

[Falconista]

When you have the highest paid player in the league, it's no surprise the Ophidian salary cap is maxxed.

That's right, Tigerturbulance is qooty's 1.7 million dollar man. He's surrounded by fellow affluent types with an astonishing five players on 950k plus. Various Old Boys have attempted diversionary tactics to mislead this masthead (lol) regarding the true state of their books. Finally however, the figures were ascertained. The unlikely quad of Fleabane, U2tigers, Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kenneyswarriors seem massively underpaid, although it's understood they each reside in luxury accommodation for free.

Rumours are abound regarding players who are heading to Spotswood this offseason. If the rumours prove true, there might be the need to open a salary cap probe into the club or the admin will need a substantial bribe to raise every club's cap.

Highest paid players: Tigerturbulance (1.7m), Robertio (1.1m), Elton Johns Wig (1m), Braklet (975k), and Mrs Turbo (950k).​

Spoiler: Old Boys player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	OLD BOYS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Tigerturbulance	$ 1,700,000	S
2	Robertio	$ 1,100,000	S
3	Elton Johns Wig	$ 1,000,000	S
4	Braklet	$ 975,000	A
5	Mrs Turbo	$ 950,000	A
6	Fleabane	$ 720,000	A
7	U2tigers	$ 700,000	A
8	Harvey Manfrenjensenden	$ 630,000	A
=9	kenneyswarriors	$ 600,000	B
=9	thewizardmelon	$ 600,000	B
11	DemurePrincess	$ 575,000	B
12	King Tenz	$ 425,000	B
13	BRAB	$ 300,000	C
=14	fumbler	$ 200,000	C
=14	Ned_Flanders	$ 200,000	C
=16	Hoos	$ 160,000	C
=16	Wickzki	$ 160,000	C
18	Irish BlueBagger	$ 140,000	C
19	Wacky Tiger	$ 135,000	C
=20	Ace Rimmer	$ 120,000	C
=20	Iva Bigun	$ 120,000	C
=20	SaintBilly	$ 120,000	C
23	TJohn	$ 100,000	C
=24	JuddgementDay	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	myblueroan	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	tigerland_1720	$ 90,000	ROOK

 

[Grav]

the Ophidian salary cap is maxxed.

 

[ClarkeM]

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What for?

 

[Mrs Turbo]

View attachment 2010646
When you have the highest paid player in the league, it's no surprise the Ophidian salary cap is maxxed.

That's right, Tigerturbulance is qooty's 1.7 million dollar man. He's surrounded by fellow affluent types with an astonishing five players on 950k plus. Various Old Boys have attempted diversionary tactics to mislead this masthead (lol) regarding the true state of their books. Finally however, the figures were ascertained. The unlikely quad of Fleabane, U2tigers, Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kenneyswarriors seem massively underpaid, although it's understood they each reside in luxury accommodation for free.

Rumours are abound regarding players who are heading to Spotswood this offseason. If the rumours prove true, there might be the need to open a salary cap probe into the club or the admin will need a substantial bribe to raise every club's cap.

Highest paid players: Tigerturbulance (1.7m), Robertio (1.1m), Elton Johns Wig (1m), Braklet (975k), and Mrs Turbo (950k).​

Spoiler: Old Boys player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	OLD BOYS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Tigerturbulance	$ 1,700,000	S
2	Robertio	$ 1,100,000	S
3	Elton Johns Wig	$ 1,000,000	S
4	Braklet	$ 975,000	A
5	Mrs Turbo	$ 950,000	A
6	Fleabane	$ 720,000	A
7	U2tigers	$ 700,000	A
8	Harvey Manfrenjensenden	$ 630,000	A
=9	kenneyswarriors	$ 600,000	B
=9	thewizardmelon	$ 600,000	B
11	DemurePrincess	$ 575,000	B
12	King Tenz	$ 425,000	B
13	BRAB	$ 300,000	C
=14	fumbler	$ 200,000	C
=14	Ned_Flanders	$ 200,000	C
=16	Hoos	$ 160,000	C
=16	Wickzki	$ 160,000	C
18	Irish BlueBagger	$ 140,000	C
19	Wacky Tiger	$ 135,000	C
=20	Ace Rimmer	$ 120,000	C
=20	Iva Bigun	$ 120,000	C
=20	SaintBilly	$ 120,000	C
23	TJohn	$ 100,000	C
=24	JuddgementDay	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	myblueroan	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	tigerland_1720	$ 90,000	ROOK

Pheeewww - for a minute there I thought I was gunna have to sell the private jet?



I really Love the accountant!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

View attachment 2010646
When you have the highest paid player in the league, it's no surprise the Ophidian salary cap is maxxed.

That's right, Tigerturbulance is qooty's 1.7 million dollar man. He's surrounded by fellow affluent types with an astonishing five players on 950k plus. Various Old Boys have attempted diversionary tactics to mislead this masthead (lol) regarding the true state of their books. Finally however, the figures were ascertained. The unlikely quad of Fleabane, U2tigers, Harvey Manfrenjensenden and kenneyswarriors seem massively underpaid, although it's understood they each reside in luxury accommodation for free.

Rumours are abound regarding players who are heading to Spotswood this offseason. If the rumours prove true, there might be the need to open a salary cap probe into the club or the admin will need a substantial bribe to raise every club's cap.

Highest paid players: Tigerturbulance (1.7m), Robertio (1.1m), Elton Johns Wig (1m), Braklet (975k), and Mrs Turbo (950k).​

Spoiler: Old Boys player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	OLD BOYS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Tigerturbulance	$ 1,700,000	S
2	Robertio	$ 1,100,000	S
3	Elton Johns Wig	$ 1,000,000	S
4	Braklet	$ 975,000	A
5	Mrs Turbo	$ 950,000	A
6	Fleabane	$ 720,000	A
7	U2tigers	$ 700,000	A
8	Harvey Manfrenjensenden	$ 630,000	A
=9	kenneyswarriors	$ 600,000	B
=9	thewizardmelon	$ 600,000	B
11	DemurePrincess	$ 575,000	B
12	King Tenz	$ 425,000	B
13	BRAB	$ 300,000	C
=14	fumbler	$ 200,000	C
=14	Ned_Flanders	$ 200,000	C
=16	Hoos	$ 160,000	C
=16	Wickzki	$ 160,000	C
18	Irish BlueBagger	$ 140,000	C
19	Wacky Tiger	$ 135,000	C
=20	Ace Rimmer	$ 120,000	C
=20	Iva Bigun	$ 120,000	C
=20	SaintBilly	$ 120,000	C
23	TJohn	$ 100,000	C
=24	JuddgementDay	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	myblueroan	$ 90,000	ROOK
=24	tigerland_1720	$ 90,000	ROOK

Very relieved comfortable with your in-depth analysis of the Old Boys Salary rorting system Falconista



well done on a great media thread

 

[Falconista]

Final club up and it's the Royals!

Gold City have a full squad of thirty and no veterans so the squeeze is certainly on to keep to the cap. Unlike their two compatriats with a 12 million cap, the Royals are spending a lot of their money on their 'mid tier' with ten players sitting in the 300-600k range. This includes new vice captain Footypie32 who will surely be due larger remuneration in season 38.

Like the Old Boys, the Royals have been linked to a couple of large names so will be hoping for a cap increase this off season. However, Cads has proven themselves a solid list builder so one has no doubts he'd find a way to restructure the salary pieces to make it work.

Highest paid players: Cadsky (1.1m), GreyCrow (1m), CakeEater (725k), Brenton Davy (700k) and hotchilli (675k).​

Spoiler: Royals player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	ROYALS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Cadsky	$ 1,100,000	S
2	GreyCrow	$ 1,000,000	S
3	CakeEater	$ 725,000	A
4	Brenton Davy	$ 700,000	A
5	hotchilli	$ 675,000	A
6	nahnah	$ 650,000	A
=7	Footypie32	$ 600,000	A
=7	grumbleguts	$ 600,000	B
=7	Jhye Clark 13	$ 600,000	B
=7	krakouers	$ 600,000	B
11	Zevon	$ 575,000	B
12	Membling	$ 550,000	B
13	SarahSmiles	$ 450,000	B
=14	Bianconeri	$ 300,000	C
=14	Blacky	$ 300,000	C
=14	brahj	$ 300,000	C
17	Camros2	$ 250,000	C
18	Kapow!!!	$ 225,000	C
=19	Memphis	$ 200,000	C
=19	MrPremiership	$ 200,000	C
=19	Smartys Power	$ 200,000	C
=19	Ulahoopski	$ 200,000	C
=23	Golumless	$ 175,000	C
=23	Lomas	$ 175,000	C
25	gouki88	$ 150,000	C
​ 26​	caesar88	$ 110,000	C
=27	NTRabbit	$ 105,000	C
=27	projectv	$ 105,000	C
=29	Nothing	$ 90,000	ROOK
=29	Pedro	$ 90,000	ROOK

 

[GreyCrow]

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Final club up and it's the Royals!

Gold City have a full squad of thirty and no veterans so the squeeze is certainly on to keep to the cap. Unlike their two compatriats with a 12 million cap, the Royals are spending a lot of their money on their 'mid tier' with ten players sitting in the 300-600k range. This includes new vice captain Footypie32 who will surely be due larger remuneration in season 38.

Like the Old Boys, the Royals have been linked to a couple of large names so will be hoping for a cap increase this off season. However, Cads has proven themselves a solid list builder so one has no doubts he'd find a way to restructure the salary pieces to make it work.

Highest paid players: Cadsky (1.1m), GreyCrow (1m), CakeEater (725k), Brenton Davy (700k) and hotchilli (675k).​

Spoiler: Royals player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	ROYALS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Cadsky	$ 1,100,000	S
2	GreyCrow	$ 1,000,000	S
3	CakeEater	$ 725,000	A
4	Brenton Davy	$ 700,000	A
5	hotchilli	$ 675,000	A
6	nahnah	$ 650,000	A
=7	Footypie32	$ 600,000	A
=7	grumbleguts	$ 600,000	B
=7	Jhye Clark 13	$ 600,000	B
=7	krakouers	$ 600,000	B
11	Zevon	$ 575,000	B
12	Membling	$ 550,000	B
13	SarahSmiles	$ 450,000	B
=14	Bianconeri	$ 300,000	C
=14	Blacky	$ 300,000	C
=14	brahj	$ 300,000	C
17	Camros2	$ 250,000	C
18	Kapow!!!	$ 225,000	C
=19	Memphis	$ 200,000	C
=19	MrPremiership	$ 200,000	C
=19	Smartys Power	$ 200,000	C
=19	Ulahoopski	$ 200,000	C
=23	Golumless	$ 175,000	C
=23	Lomas	$ 175,000	C
25	gouki88	$ 150,000	C
​ 26​	caesar88	$ 110,000	C
=27	NTRabbit	$ 105,000	C
=27	projectv	$ 105,000	C
=29	Nothing	$ 90,000	ROOK
=29	Pedro	$ 90,000	ROOK

Apart from the fact you got my club games wrong I am happy to be rewarded for my output

Opposition recruiters please have a 2 in front of your recruiting PMs

 

[Falconista]

Apart from the fact you got my club games wrong I am happy to be rewarded for my output

Opposition recruiters please have a 2 in front of your recruiting PMs

Apologies- now amended.

 

[hotchilli]

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Final club up and it's the Royals!

Gold City have a full squad of thirty and no veterans so the squeeze is certainly on to keep to the cap. Unlike their two compatriats with a 12 million cap, the Royals are spending a lot of their money on their 'mid tier' with ten players sitting in the 300-600k range. This includes new vice captain Footypie32 who will surely be due larger remuneration in season 38.

Like the Old Boys, the Royals have been linked to a couple of large names so will be hoping for a cap increase this off season. However, Cads has proven themselves a solid list builder so one has no doubts he'd find a way to restructure the salary pieces to make it work.

Highest paid players: Cadsky (1.1m), GreyCrow (1m), CakeEater (725k), Brenton Davy (700k) and hotchilli (675k).​

Spoiler: Royals player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	ROYALS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Cadsky	$ 1,100,000	S
2	GreyCrow	$ 1,000,000	S
3	CakeEater	$ 725,000	A
4	Brenton Davy	$ 700,000	A
5	hotchilli	$ 675,000	A
6	nahnah	$ 650,000	A
=7	Footypie32	$ 600,000	A
=7	grumbleguts	$ 600,000	B
=7	Jhye Clark 13	$ 600,000	B
=7	krakouers	$ 600,000	B
11	Zevon	$ 575,000	B
12	Membling	$ 550,000	B
13	SarahSmiles	$ 450,000	B
=14	Bianconeri	$ 300,000	C
=14	Blacky	$ 300,000	C
=14	brahj	$ 300,000	C
17	Camros2	$ 250,000	C
18	Kapow!!!	$ 225,000	C
=19	Memphis	$ 200,000	C
=19	MrPremiership	$ 200,000	C
=19	Smartys Power	$ 200,000	C
=19	Ulahoopski	$ 200,000	C
=23	Golumless	$ 175,000	C
=23	Lomas	$ 175,000	C
25	gouki88	$ 150,000	C
​ 26​	caesar88	$ 110,000	C
=27	NTRabbit	$ 105,000	C
=27	projectv	$ 105,000	C
=29	Nothing	$ 90,000	ROOK
=29	Pedro	$ 90,000	ROOK

Seeing myself as A tier and Zevon as B tier really just confirms further that Choc Mint ice cream is the superior flavour.

 

[Zevon]

Seeing myself as A tier and Zevon as B tier really just confirms further that Choc Mint ice cream is the superior flavour.

Just goes to show how clueless the qooty media really is. Anybody who saw our respective performances in that S33 grand final we played together would know I'm on FAR bigger dollars than you.

Try again.

 

[CakeEater]

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Final club up and it's the Royals!

Gold City have a full squad of thirty and no veterans so the squeeze is certainly on to keep to the cap. Unlike their two compatriats with a 12 million cap, the Royals are spending a lot of their money on their 'mid tier' with ten players sitting in the 300-600k range. This includes new vice captain Footypie32 who will surely be due larger remuneration in season 38.

Like the Old Boys, the Royals have been linked to a couple of large names so will be hoping for a cap increase this off season. However, Cads has proven themselves a solid list builder so one has no doubts he'd find a way to restructure the salary pieces to make it work.

Highest paid players: Cadsky (1.1m), GreyCrow (1m), CakeEater (725k), Brenton Davy (700k) and hotchilli (675k).​

Spoiler: Royals player salaries ranked in descending order

RANK	ROYALS	S37 Salary	Tier
1	Cadsky	$ 1,100,000	S
2	GreyCrow	$ 1,000,000	S
3	CakeEater	$ 725,000	A
4	Brenton Davy	$ 700,000	A
5	hotchilli	$ 675,000	A
6	nahnah	$ 650,000	A
=7	Footypie32	$ 600,000	A
=7	grumbleguts	$ 600,000	B
=7	Jhye Clark 13	$ 600,000	B
=7	krakouers	$ 600,000	B
11	Zevon	$ 575,000	B
12	Membling	$ 550,000	B
13	SarahSmiles	$ 450,000	B
=14	Bianconeri	$ 300,000	C
=14	Blacky	$ 300,000	C
=14	brahj	$ 300,000	C
17	Camros2	$ 250,000	C
18	Kapow!!!	$ 225,000	C
=19	Memphis	$ 200,000	C
=19	MrPremiership	$ 200,000	C
=19	Smartys Power	$ 200,000	C
=19	Ulahoopski	$ 200,000	C
=23	Golumless	$ 175,000	C
=23	Lomas	$ 175,000	C
25	gouki88	$ 150,000	C
​ 26​	caesar88	$ 110,000	C
=27	NTRabbit	$ 105,000	C
=27	projectv	$ 105,000	C
=29	Nothing	$ 90,000	ROOK
=29	Pedro	$ 90,000	ROOK

Cadsky pays me in Nigerian princesses what are you on about

 

[Zevon]

Cadsky pays me in Nigerian princesses what are you on about

I’m told Cadsky is the esteemed president of the Bank of Nigeria. He just needs us to send him some money in order to free up the millions of dollars he’s sitting on and then he can finally pay us.

 

[Cadsky]

I’m told Cadsky is the esteemed president of the Bank of Nigeria. He just needs us to send him some money in order to free up the millions of dollars he’s sitting on and then he can finally pay us.

That last transaction didn't come through. Can you do it again please? And let's bump it up to $1k this time. Ta.

 

[Zevon]

That last transaction didn't come through. Can you do it again please? And let's bump it up to $1k this time. Ta.

I’ll send you $2k just in case

 

[Cadsky]

I’ll send you $2k just in case

Smart move. Never can be too safe.

 

[CakeEater]

I’m told Cadsky is the esteemed president of the Bank of Nigeria. He just needs us to send him some money in order to free up the millions of dollars he’s sitting on and then he can finally pay us.

He tried the same with my Nigerian Princess too.