Media Far Kern Of The Underground and other poems by AB

[Far Kern]

Wasn't Andy the name of the Jolly Swagman?

I’m certain it was “Once”. Check again more carefully.

 

[McEvoy]

What the hell is a 'vogon'? A vegan bogan?

I think the answer to this question is 42. Or that might be the answer to another question

 

[I Dont Care]

I’m certain it was “Once”. Check again more carefully.

"Andy sang as he watched and waited till his billy boiled"
Nope, pretty sure it's Andy

 

[I Dont Care]

I think the answer to this question is 42. Or that might be the answer to another question

I think 42 was a question to another answer

 

[McEvoy]

I think 42 was a question to another answer

This sounds like something a vegan bogan would say ....

 

[I Dont Care]

This sounds like something a vegan bogan would say ....

Yes, you are probably right. I think I've heard that vogon rfctiger74 mentioning 42 several times in between kombucha marshmallows

 

[Ned_Flanders]

LOL

Is this really the finest?

Vogon poetry at its worst.

the hyperspace bypass is sorely needed which is why I voted for Zaphod Beeblebrox

a few dumb flogs shouldn't stop progress

 

[philreich]

I think the answer to this question is 42. Or that might be the answer to another question

Yeah that question was, "How much will the Bombers lose to the Swamprats by in season 27?"

 

[Far Kern]

I think the answer to this question is 42. Or that might be the answer to another question

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Yes, you are probably right. I think I've heard that vogon rfctiger74 mentioning 42 several times in between kombucha marshmallows

still stealing my lines - no wonder you retired from the swampbrabs

 

[McEvoy]

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

42

 

[Far Kern]

42

Correct.

 

[Far Kern]

And don’t blame the mice.

 

[Far Kern]

Oh, and, in the style of Clancy of the Overflow!

 

[I Dont Care]

still stealing my lines - no wonder you retired from the swampbrabs

Your lines? We were talking goon sacks at the Swampies way back before you came along...you stole from us and tried to make the Furies Swamp-lite

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Your lines? We were talking goon sacks at the Swampies way back before you came along...you stole from us and tried to make the Furies Swamp-lite

pffff - you recruited a kid who changed the culture of your club to one the Disney Channel admires. There is a reason I call you the swampbrabs

 

[I Dont Care]

pffff - you recruited a kid who changed the culture of your club to one the Disney Channel admires. There is a reason I call you the swampbrabs

Me? Recruited someone? Huh! Not likely

 

[Far Kern]

pffff - you recruited a kid who changed the culture of your club to one the Disney Channel admires. There is a reason I call you the swampbrabs

Well that one’s not going to work for much longer.

 

[Ant Bear]

'Twas by accident he ascended, to the post suddenly vacated,
By the Milkman who had fallen in with a bad crowd

The band recently parted, left a hole inside the hearted,
And all that remained was sportsmaniac and a Cloud_


Then Dingster magically appeared, and whispered in his ear,
"We can build it; they will come and the music will play again"

The Auction House was alerted, funds slyly diverted,
And all the trash was thrown in the bin


The road was long and potholed, and Qooty gods were invoked,
To halt the eight game streak of many fails,

And evil rose to greet him, and he ne'er let them beat him,
All their efforts were of no avail


But the spoon was the reward, and the Cloud got bored,
And vanished, to rise again as a Royale

Still the Dingster was unbowed, and he gathered all around
An impressive rookie bunch of boys and girl


The season of 25 began, as 24 had ran,
With defeats and disdain ringing in their ears

They GotTheGoodes and had many a brutal battle
And collectively gained the respect of all their peers


Thus they gathered their wits together, and rose above the weather,
To slip into seventh seat on the table

They were irrepressible; their chatter was unmissable,
But they fell to the elders at the final hurdle


The Captain climbed aboard, his old and trusted steed,
And said "This will be the final frontier"

The troops gave him a cheer, and without any fear,
Set forth once more into the breech and beer


Alas, the Dingster was waylaid, in a place of ill repute,
To become a shopkeeper of the meek and mild

In his place on Captains right, arose a shooting comet bright
But SarahSmiles was little more than a child


A lieutenant was sorely needed, and the protege reappeared,
Clancy of the Underground joined the final fray

He Far Kern had the Captains back; it was a calculated attack,
And skipper felt the steel at first light of day


In a final triumphant battle, philreich's ribs were rattled
The second Holy Grail was set free

And in his final leaders breath, as vultures fed upon his death,
The Captains final words were "First To Three"​

 

[Dav]

The Captains final words were "First To Three"​

Is this a poem saying you're going for a third Mobbs?

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

And in his final leaders breath, as vultures fed upon his death,
The Captains final words were "First To Three"

ParxBoy thoughts on Ant Bear's death?

 

[GotTheGoodes]

sportsmaniac89 philreich Nunez GotTheGoodes

Any Rat or would be Rat.

Which of you is proper quality and wants Ant Bear’s medals?

Impress me here.

I'm no monkey.

I only dance for certain people & offerings...

 

[GotTheGoodes]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Does this rag smell
Like chloroform to you?

manangatang??? Is that you???

 

[philreich]

I'm no monkey.

I only dance for certain people & offerings...

What if it was a paid position???

 

[GotTheGoodes]

What if it was a paid position???

... I love money!!

Deal!!