Live Event Finally, the mouthwatering Saturday Blockbuster we've been hungering for: Brisbane vs Carlton!

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Carlton has one of the youngest teams, and you expect young teams to naturally improve as they get more preseasons under their belts....

So how is it last year they won 6 games, but despite being a year older this season they've won just 1 and not kicked 100 points once? Not sure how any Carlton flog can spin that as anything except going backwards, which is the last thing you expect from a young team that can only improve.

Sorry Laphroaig but your midget coach is a dud mate. No take-backs either.

Maybe he needs Chris Fagan to move coaching boxes to hold his dick?

Has 9 more wins as Carlton coach than as a Hawthorn coach. He's had 49 more matches to achieve that, but still.

 

[HairyO]

Just **** off Carlton. **** off now.

 

[AndretheCox]

Gifted? Lol get a load of this clown.

Wanna talk gifted? How about an errant bounce saving your arse from embarrassment losing the unloseable. If it weren't for us you'd be on a 28 year losing streak.

You're welcome.

You mean when the therapist didn't attack the ball and tried to play it safe?

yeah I remember him losing that premiership for you


*I'd be bitching about cheat Hawkins hitting the post and stooging the umps with his celebration, instead of being in the hands of the best defence in the league at the time it gets called a goal and goes back to the middle and the best midfield of the time

 

[AndretheCox]

Why the buttthurt friend?

I don't like the way you went straight for the butt

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Might be time for the odd sausage sizzle.

Always works well.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Just ******* fold you ******* weak paper bag weilding spaghetti eating campaigners!
Don’t bother rocking up to work on Monday because that shithole at princes park will be nothing but ashes,yeh that’s ******* right campaigners,goooooo **** yourself!
**** you and **** your entire ******* family bloodline,fuuuuuuuucccccckkkk you!


Thank **** I was smart enough to do myself the favour and flavour of dining at the Rare Hare today,at least somethings in my life are without fear of absolute shitness.

Go ******* die carlton,just die of shitness you bunch of weak ******* campaigners.
Time for a joint!

Get ****ed campaigner. If any campaigners are folding it's my shit ones. Watch us revert back to our shit scoring ways today.

16.11.107 port
7.13.55 st kilda

 

[Mofra]

8 straight goals and now Hipwood shooting for 9th.

The gap between 17th and 18th is huge.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Losing to Brisbane. That's sad man.

 

[A Cut Above]

8 straight goals and now Hipwood shooting for 9th.

The gap between 17th and 18th is huge.

In fairness Brisbane have been pretty decent year, they deserve to be above GC, St.Kilda and possibly the Bulldogs.

 

[Mofra]

In fairness Brisbane have been pretty decent year, they deserve to be above GC, St.Kilda and possibly the Bulldogs.

True, they've been competitive. Carlton have been Carlton.

 

[A Cut Above]

Word of caution to anyone posting on the mainbored today, those Carlton mods are gonna be extra salty

 

[Heisenberg_]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shitter more spineless group then this Carlton side.

 

[GWBogan]

We have no reserves team.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a shitter more spineless group then this Carlton side.

Bit harsh. Some of those teams that had Cain Ackland in it were pretty bad.

 

[Mofra]

Liam Jones

 

[Mofra]

We have no reserves team.

Pickett with pick 4. What the hell was SOS thinking to the double down and trade for him.

 

[Heisenberg_]

I wonder how much Curnow regrets signing on for so long with this rabble?
His only hope is if they close the doors and he gets to join a good club.

 

[Mofra]

I wonder how much Curnow regrets signing on for so long with this rabble?
His only hope is if they close the doors and he gets to join a good club.

North would have paid $11m for him, surely. They have a war-chest you know.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Just **** off Carlton. **** off now.

Finally, “WE AGREE ON SOMETHING” you ****ing degenerate poncy catholic campaigner!
God love ya

 

[IanW]

Go Brizzy ! Do it for the Exers !

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

How does Silvagni keep getting a game?

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

North would have paid $11m for him, surely. They have a war-chest you know.

More importantly, he supported North when he was growing up.

 

[Smeg Head]

Hipwood hits the lead CRAB

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Foxtel just gave us free movies for a fortnight! Out. Wonder if it's everyone or they just feel sorry for Carlton fans.

 

[Jazny]

Giving Eric Hipwood the falling star nomination worked well for me