Flogipedia - Bay 13 Induction Pack

[Packedlunch]

There does seem to be a hell of a lot of fresh flog meat around.

An extremely important part of bay protocol is to hit the like button each time you see someone posting with three cups under their avatar.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Heres a tip, don't google squirt gifs at work when looking for a description for goo.

 

[Bender_]

The originals maybe not. I was referring to those who keep the flame alight, while pretending to not be members of it.

Originals were:

BALKAN (Brownlow_Judd)
StephenShavedham
CarnDaTiggs (Jade's)

And that Saints flog "Stagg" something or other that claimed he invented it and was oddly proud of it.

Also there was the "Elite 5" which was basically the Terror Squad sequel that got comprehensively owned by the infamous welcher Doc_Brown.

 

[A Cut Above]

Allow me to introduce you to some of the finer points of shitfighting young padawan.

• When an opposition poster answers a question posed to them after a loss with a response longer than a single line they are "melting"
• When a poster asks two remotely similar questions of your team withing the space of several years they are "obsessed". You should post obsession.jpg
• When a mod refuses to respond to a moronic attack on their team after a loss they are "hiding behind immunity"
• Any poster who doesn't show up within 10 minutes of a loss has "flown to Europe"
• When a posters threatens to welch on a bet you should call them a welcher repeatedly up until the last possible second they decide not to
• Posters with join dates later than 00 are bandwagoners. It doesn't matter if their join date is earlier than yours, even by 5 or more years
• Posters who misspell words probably don't have any formal education and are likely unemployed. Always make assumptions about posters' lives
• Generalities that apply to a clubs' supporter base affect each and every member. So no Collingwood fan in existence has teeth & they all love to steal
• Cracking the shits at a poster on an unrelated matter because you lost an argument with them several months ago is considered normal practice
  
• You will eventually attract a retinue of opposition posters who despise you. Accepting this from the first makes it easier
• Some of your team's posters are dickheads. Just pretend to not be disgusted by them, its the same as greeting fat lesbians at work
• Technically the mods are there to keep order but most of the time you'll just notice them trolling their **** off along with everyone else. This is normal
• No player and no team is sacred. If the Dalai Llama was an AFL player we'd happily troll the shit out of him whenever he dropped a chest mark
  
• Sooner or later your team will embarrass you. This is the time to act happy and ask everyone why they take football so seriously
• Sooner or later your rival team will embarrass itself. This is the time to forget the fans who support it are real people with feelings
  
• Never, ever press the button. If you don't know what this means stay the **** out of Bay13 until you do you filthy noob

Correct response to this post is "TLDR".

 

[BALKAN]

Originals were:

BALKAN (Brownlow_Judd)
StephenShavedham
CarnDaTiggs (Jade's)

And that Saints flog "Stagg" something or other that claimed he invented it and was oddly proud of it.

Also there was the "Elite 5" which was basically the Terror Squad sequel that got comprehensively owned by the infamous welcher Doc_Brown.

I don't understand this thread at all

 

[Bender_]

I don't understand this thread at all

You should post here again, you were at least an intelligent flog.

 

[Packedlunch]

^^^^^^

A fine example of what's known as a reacharound.

 

[royals1922]

Needs a protocol for polls, team names etc.

There are after all teams like Norf, Carltank, puffers, etc.

 

[Porked04]

Needs a protocol for polls, team names etc.

There are after all teams like Norf, Carltank, puffers, etc.

Well said!

Any new comers, observe the following;

Cameries; Kameries, Kamry's, Tingles
Brisbane; Paddlepops, Brions
Carlton; Carltank, Carloloton
Collingwood; Collololingwood, Collingworth
Essendon; EssenDONE, Injectors
Geelong; Handbaggers (see A Cut Above for more colloquial names)
Gold Coast; Gold Coke
GWS; Mt Druitt
Fremantle; Purple ****s
Hawthorn; 48%ers, Goo-chuggers
Melbourne; Melbin
Lol Norf; Lol Norf (NEVER forget to include the 'Lol' before Norf)
Port Adelaide; Puffers, Pufferfish, 1997
Richmond; Shitmond, Tuggers, Rihcmond
St Kilda; Aints, Dwarf Burners
Sydney; 9.8%ers, COLA
West Coast; Wet Toast, West Coke
Western Bulldogs; Bathwater drinkers, Dishlickers, Bullflogs

 

[royals1922]

Bet protocol I think is especially important.

 

[Yidaki]

Well said!

Any new comers, observe the following;

Cameries; Kameries, Kamry's, Tingles
Brisbane; Paddlepops, Brions
Carlton; Carltank, Carloloton
Collingwood; Collololingwood, Collingworth
Essendon; EssenDONE, Injectors
Geelong; Handbaggers (see A Cut Above for more colloquial names)
Gold Coast; Gold Coke
GWS; Mt Druitt
Fremantle; Purple ****s
Hawthorn; 48%ers, Goo-chuggers
Melbourne; Melbin
Lol Norf; Lol Norf (NEVER forget to include the 'Lol' before Norf)
Port Adelaide; Puffers, Pufferfish, 1997
Richmond; Shitmond, Tuggers, Rihcmond
St Kilda; Aints, Dwarf Burners
Sydney; 9.8%ers, COLA
West Coast; Wet Toast, West Coke
Western Bulldogs; Bathwater drinkers, Dishlickers, Bullflogs

Hey Porked friend. What about others such as:

Crowbots, Tiggers, Colonwood, Bears.

 

[Sugar2Sideshow]

Also, if you're going to troll someone, remember that the argument always comes back to how many premierships your team has won.

If your team has won fewer, boast about your more recent premiership success.

If you haven't won more recently, troll someone who barracks for a team with fewer premierships than yours.

If there aren't any teams with fewer, you're a Freo supporter...

And you can **** off Jose! Sqwaark!

Keep in mind that contrary to the above, the weight of your opinion on footy matters is more or less equal to the current state of your team. So if you find yourself being out witted by a carltank supporter you can pull out the classic, "what would you know about forward lines!" Or some such wit.

Essentially, melbourne, *, Carlton, and brisbane supporters opinions are worthless while whorek fans are veritable fonts of wisdom.

 

[Bayer_]

Also, if you're going to troll someone, remember that the argument always comes back to how many premierships your team has won.

If your team has won fewer, boast about your more recent premiership success.

If you haven't won more recently, troll someone who barracks for a team with fewer premierships than yours.

If there aren't any teams with fewer, you're a Freo supporter...

And you can **** off Jose! Sqwaark!

Keep in mind that contrary to the above, the weight of your opinion on footy matters is more or less equal to the current state of your team. So if you find yourself being out witted by a carltank supporter you can pull out the classic, "what would you know about forward lines!" Or some such wit.

Essentially, melbourne, *, Carlton, and brisbane supporters opinions are worthless while whorek fans are veritable fonts of wisdom.

LOL Norf

 

[Oraaaaazio]

Also, if you're going to troll someone, remember that the argument always comes back to how many premierships your team has won.

If your team has won fewer, boast about your more recent premiership success.

If you haven't won more recently, troll someone who barracks for a team with fewer premierships than yours.

If there aren't any teams with fewer, you're a Freo supporter...

And you can **** off Jose! Sqwaark!

Keep in mind that contrary to the above, the weight of your opinion on footy matters is more or less equal to the current state of your team. So if you find yourself being out witted by a carltank supporter you can pull out the classic, "what would you know about forward lines!" Or some such wit.

Essentially, melbourne, *, Carlton, and brisbane supporters opinions are worthless while whorek fans are veritable fonts of wisdom.

Shut up nerd.. 16 > however many Norf have won (don't care enough to check)

 

[AceAndy]

Porked04 - Excellent introduction to the Bay

As a very novice Bay poster there are a couple of things i am not aware of or find quite confusing.

Constant username changes particularly by Bay mods , not sure what that is about. Also seems to be banned users who are reborn under different usernames.

References to the poster Sooz (not sure on the spelling) but seems quite a character on the Bay, I think at one stage was posting as Sooz's cat Imagine it is quite a convoluted story re this person.

The 48% referring to Hawthorn

 

[Yidaki]

Porked04 - Excellent introduction to the Bay

As a very novice Bay poster there are a couple of things i am not aware of or find quite confusing.

Constant username changes particularly by Bay mods , not sure what that is about. Also seems to be banned users who are reborn under different usernames.

References to the poster Sooz (not sure on the spelling) but seems quite a character on the Bay, I think at one stage was posting as Sooz's cat Imagine it is quite a convoluted story re this person.

The 48% referring to Hawthorn

I'll leave the Sooz story for someone else who has more experience in dealing with her like Starburns_

Let's just say the 48% thing came about after a survey was done on Hawthorn fans I believe. Results showed that 48% of them batted for the other side. NTTAWWT

 

[Bayer_]

I'll leave the Sooz story for someone else who has more experience in dealing with her like Starburns_

Let's just say the 48% thing came about after a survey was done on Hawthorn fans I believe. Results showed that 48% of them batted for the other side. NTTAWWT

If you're going to put the story there,at least get it right. Hawthorn fans were 48% more likely to identify as gay in the survey. Which probably just means fewer live in fear as the other clubs fans. A positive thing indeed.

 

[Packedlunch]

I'll leave the Sooz story for someone else who has more experience in dealing with her like Starburns_

Let's just say the 48% thing came about after a survey was done on Hawthorn fans I believe. Results showed that 48% of them batted for the other side. NTTAWWT

48% MORE LIKELY!!! Flogtits.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Porked04 - Excellent introduction to the Bay

As a very novice Bay poster there are a couple of things i am not aware of or find quite confusing.

Constant username changes particularly by Bay mods , not sure what that is about. Also seems to be banned users who are reborn under different usernames.

References to the poster Sooz (not sure on the spelling) but seems quite a character on the Bay, I think at one stage was posting as Sooz's cat Imagine it is quite a convoluted story re this person.

The 48% referring to Hawthorn

Roy Morgan research
Hawthorn Hawks supporters are:

2001 when compared to other Australians

• 40% more likely than the average person to be aged 25-34;
• 33% more likely to vote for the Liberal Party;
• 24% more likely than the average person to be intending to buy a car in the next four years;
• 33% more likely to say they prefer beer to wine.

2004 when compared to other AFL supporters

• 52% more likely to live within a young singles household
• 14% more likely to be men
• 21% more likely to have bought something over the internet
• 34% more likely to be more interested in their job than their house
• 22% more likely to believe in taking risks
• 19% more likely to feel it is important to have a full social life

2006- When compared to other AFL supporters

• Made up of 63% men

• 35% more likely to be aged 25-34
• 48% more likely to consider themselves a homosexual
• 25% more likely to feel comfortable giving their credit card details over the internet
• 28% more likely to have been to a professional sports event in the last three months

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

You'll need to add sobrave and brave lolingwood.

 

[LC_15]

Porked04 needs reference to "if you average x posts on the bay are you a mental midget"thread. Can't find the link though. Damn phone!

 

[vjknight]

OP neglected to include the recent trend of wanting to make others envious of their life by posting a photo of a particular scene or artifact that makes you feel supreme and other envious.

the photo needs to include a raised middle finger facing the screen as a mark of authenticity.

see duritz holiday thread for examples.

 

[NorthernLights]

Also, if you're going to troll someone, remember that the argument always comes back to how many premierships your team has won.

If your team has won fewer, boast about your more recent premiership success.

If you haven't won more recently, troll someone who barracks for a team with fewer premierships than yours.

If there aren't any teams with fewer, you're a Freo supporter...

And you can **** off Jose! Sqwaark!

Keep in mind that contrary to the above, the weight of your opinion on footy matters is more or less equal to the current state of your team. So if you find yourself being out witted by a carltank supporter you can pull out the classic, "what would you know about forward lines!" Or some such wit.

Essentially, melbourne, *, Carlton, and brisbane supporters opinions are worthless while whorek fans are veritable fonts of wisdom.

Shut up nerd.. 16 > however many Norf have won (don't care enough to check)

And of course in the event that an Essendon poster attempts the "We have more premierships than you" defence, you must respond with one of these.

 

[Oraaaaazio]

And of course in the event that an Essendon poster attempts the "We have more premierships than you" defence, you must respond with one of these.

I see your asterisk and raise you an old joke.



Pictured: Jarrad 'Potential' Waite and Brent Harvey partake in some fencing during the off-season

 

[Jevy]

Then there's the grammar Nazis.
These D/Hs will slam you from the top turnbuckle for an incorrect apostrophe.
Moran's.