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Someone on the voice (blonde chick) won, guess this mean assified will either start on time or be pushed back to 11pm.

as much as assfied is ripe for the mocking, it is still head an sholders above Talking Footy, with luke "more on the fence than gary lyon" Darcey, Timmy "wheres" Watto? and Wayne "how the hell am i stuck listening to these two muppets" Carey
 
Someone on the voice (blonde chick) won, guess this mean assified will either start on time or be pushed back to 11pm.

as much as assfied is ripe for the mocking, it is still head an sholders above Talking Footy, with luke "more on the fence than gary lyon" Darcey, Timmy "wheres" Watto? and Wayne "how the hell am i stuck listening to these two muppets" Carey
It's also better than AFL360, but not The Couch.
 
Bad news, Footy Classified pushed back to 10:40pm next Monday due to Channel 9 airing a show about Grandmothers in England who work as escorts.

I wish i was lying....

Must see TV by the sounds of it.......if your desperate to get your rocks off and if you're are a wrinkly dude

The UK doco from Channel 4 features three mature-aged prostitutes, aged 57, 64 and 84

http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2014/07/airdate-my-granny-the-escort-bumped-footy-classified.html
 
Caro says she's 'not copping that' when an ex-player who played about as many games at the venue as anyone to date looks her square in the eye and says with the roof open, he couldn't see the ball when playing at one end of the ground. Some pretty damning footage of Melbourne and Brisbane players flaying arms aimlessly in the direction of the incoming ball confirm that they also couldn't see much in a similar situation.

But hey, ho, the fans want the roof open (apparently) to let the sunshine in. Here's a bright (zing!) idea to run back to your overlord Gill- schedule more afternoon games at the MCG.
 

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Players can't see because of the sun - spare me.

Remember when players couldn't see because of mud in their eyes? Remember when grounds resembled lakes?

Notice how they don't any more thanks to improved drainage technology?

Just like we have the technology of a roof to improve the experience at one ground... except we refuse to use it.
 
Bad news, Footy Classified pushed back to 10:40pm next Monday due to Channel 9 airing a show about Grandmothers in England who work as escorts.

I wish i was lying....

And next week is "I'm 79, she's 38" or something.

Joke. Put it on at 10pm. TAR 9pm-10pm, FC 10pm-11pm and everyone (ie. me) is happy. I will not watch Footy Classified if it has an end time of around midnight, some of us need to go to work the next day ffs.
 
Notice how they don't any more thanks to improved drainage technology?

Just like we have the technology of a roof to improve the experience at one ground... except we refuse to use it.

Give me a spell. The Etihad roof is closed 95 per cent of the time.

They open it once in a blue moon and everyone is whinging.
 
Instead of semi-rehashing the same stories that have been or will be covered by proper footy shows (shows without Caro and Crotchy [jk]) - why didn't Assified open with the story that best fits their profile?

Angry G : Now Crotchy I don't know if Paul Little was referring to one of our co-panelists when he used the word mischievous but we all know or don't know how he may or may not feel about one our esteemed colleagues not named Velvet Cheapshot...

Crotchy : Get off the palings before you become literally gutless Angry G! We both know who he was referring to, just turn around before you get a knife in your lower back, upper glute area!

Red Menace : Yes Crotchy, I am, on occasion, mischievous but I got the story straight and I stand, in sensible flats, by it. Speaking of stories, Paul Little and a cast of thousands were subpoena'd by Dean "The Other, Better Robbo" Robinson in his lawsuit against...

They stumbled onto it 40 minutes in.

6.3-10
 
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Jabba the Hutch's right shirt collar, Velvet Cheapshot's left cuff. Cheapshot's shirt is on special at Target. They'll pay you to take one out the door.
 
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