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Not as piss weak as your country's nuclear weapons.Two words OP.
Piss.
Weak.
Not as piss weak as your country's nuclear weapons.
Still an upgrade to #captaincourageousjobe and you get to keep the brownlow too!#captaincourageouscotchin
7. You won't need to spend money at the dentist.Ya gotta come to Collingwood for a number of reasons -
1. You finally get to Celebrate the 1990 Premiership
2. You still get to go to ANZAC day
3. You get to see your team WIN on ANZAC day
4. Your team is a chance to achieve Grand Final losses over the next ten years or more
5. Your club has cash reserves
6. Our drug scandals are limited (hopefully) to two players
Dear Potential Fremantle MemberIn light OF the drug cheating ways of the EFC I now need to think of the children and pick a new club.
Please apply within
Lol cotchin will never win a brownlowStill an upgrade to #captaincourageousjobe and you get to keep the brownlow too!
...Yep, OP should join the rest of the bandwagoners
Come to Norf mate. We can't afford drugs and close geographically
Come to Norf mate. We can't afford drugs and close geographically
You're not meant to mention that boredom, Morgs.Dear Potential Fremantle Member
Our club promotes values of integrity, equality and boredom and as the coach of this vauled and historic establishment I can promise you a fun time in 2016 where Fremantle Football Club shall strive in our outmost best to get the Premiership to dock in our club.
Kindest Regards, Ross Lyon.
Arden Street? Yeah I reckon Essendon are going to have enough turds on the park next year without having to deal with what the Port fans deposit in your goalsquare.
He already has oneLol cotchin will never win a brownlow
Why are you using someone who used steroids to promote your club.NOW LISTEN HERE JACK!
YOU ONLY GOT ONE LOGICAL CHOICE BROTHER, AND THAT'S TO JOIN THE TIGER ARMY, JACK!
IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE NEXT BIG THING, BROTHER, THEN GET ON THE TIGER TRAIN JACK.
AND IF NOT... WELL, WAAAAAAATCHAA GONNA DOOOOOOOOOO BROTHER, WHEN TIGERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nawww Brenno. Don't be silly!
Gil says your club needs you now more than ever.
After all, they're are proud, juggernaut of a club yada yada yada
Come to Fremantle. We're a family club in here. The coach interacts with the crowd* and our games are very exciting*. We may have no premierships but we have the passion and don't install systematic drug cheating into our training regime. Also, you can watch Nat Fyfe shit down everyone's throats (including the Bont).
* - Coach may choke you
* - Games can be brainnumbingly boring.