Frozen Pie reminds me of Collingwood

[Lions_Master]

Here I was looking forward to heating up a nice yummy pie for myself tonight. It looked amazing on the outside, nice and warm. It had a good smell about it, everything seemed right and perfect.... but then like a great Collingwood season and yet another Finals year, this pie was not like the others.... it was completely empty! No meat at all, no guts at all. Just a very hard and distasteful meal.

Such a hollow pie it is I believe Collingwood should start selling them at Grand Finals to reflect what their results will be at the end of the day. Here's a pic and video below.

The Low Fat Pie, as light as the necks of Collingwood players after a Grand Final.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7rIqFRObUY

I'm glad I cooked up a Saints and Geelong pie. It's got more taste in it!

 

[Pancakes]

Your thumb looks fat and round like a bratwurst.

try eating that instead.

 

[Brilliant]

The pastry is the best part. Collingwood refuse to serve up offle and other crap and call it meat. Geelong and St Kilda do and I'm glad you enjoyed it.

BTW - Tom Hawkins reminds me of Brisbane Lions.

 

[Flavio Bonvadio]

Perhaps if you could fornicate with a woman you would someone over that could cook for you.