Fundraising Ideas for St Fiddleher...

[vjknight]

• Sell "I f***ing hate Ross Lyon" t-shirts;

have i mentioned i have a LOL norf tshi..............
oh never mind

 

[Jade's]

OK, so it appears that the Saints are in a financial hole.

So I thought we should, as intelligent, witty and above average looking football experts, create some ideas to help the Saints climb out of the Seaford shithole they have dug for themselves.

• Auction off a night with Milney (conditions are the room must always be dark);
• Auction a photoshoot with Nick Riewoldt at the Seaford Hotel;
• Sell off Kim Duthie signed school dresses;
• Sell stalking lessons with Jason Gram;
• Sell tours of the Seaford facilities (OK, this won't raise much);
• Rent out the Seaford facilities during September (they won't need them at this time);
• Sell "I f***ing hate Ross Lyon" t-shirts;
• Pre-order 10,000 "Winning streak 2004" DVD's to sell at 100% inflated price

Any other ideas from the Bay to help?

They could buy norf but that'd just be making the situation worse

 

[Waynesworld]

They could buy norf but that'd just be making the situation worse

St Kilda couldn't buy 20c worth of mixed lollies.

And neither could you.

How's the misses? Blown up yet?

 

[mavcib]

We can have a fair ..
Swans can donate the Cola .
Carlton can donate the snags .
Gws can donate the felafels .
What can other teams donate ?

 

[Waynesworld]

We can have a fair ..
Swans can donate the Cola .
Carlton can donate the snags .
Gws can donate the felafels .
What can other teams donate ?

St Kilda can donate a coach.
Essendon can donate the peptides.

 

[vjknight]

they had a good idea theyve used for some time.

just keep sacking the coach before they need their contract renewed.....at a higher cost.

 

[tête de chatte]

OK, so it appears that the Saints are in a financial hole.

So I thought we should, as intelligent, witty and above average looking football experts, create some ideas to help the Saints climb out of the Seaford shithole they have dug for themselves.

• Auction off a night with Milney (conditions are the room must always be dark);
• Auction a photoshoot with Nick Riewoldt at the Seaford Hotel;
• Sell off Kim Duthie signed school dresses;
• Sell stalking lessons with Jason Gram;
• Sell tours of the Seaford facilities (OK, this won't raise much);
• Rent out the Seaford facilities during September (they won't need them at this time);
• Sell "I f***ing hate Ross Lyon" t-shirts;
• Pre-order 10,000 "Winning streak 2004" DVD's to sell at 100% inflated price

Any other ideas from the Bay to help?

You could continue to give 10c blow jobs at bus stops, I hear that raised over $1.0m for Norf

 

[Oscarman]

They could sell off 22 'Coach for a Week' spots. instead of having to shell out $$$$ when they sack a coach, money will come in from flogs wanting to live the dream. It might raise a few hundred dollars.

 

[royals1922]

We can have a fair ..
Swans can donate the Cola .
Carlton can donate the snags .
Gws can donate the felafels .
What can other teams donate ?

We'll donate the specially seasoned chicken....

 

[royals1922]

You could continue to give 10c blow jobs at bus stops, I hear that raised over $1.0m for Norf

But Saints players don't like charging people for them, it's for the fans....

 

[Alison Gold]

We'll donate the specially seasoned chicken....

If you mean 11 secret herbs and spices then I think Ninthmond has that covered

 

[Asgardian]

Whisper is they will buy into this operation.



I hear it's a f***ing good business ...