Funniest lame joke

[kingross29]

Everyone has a joke soooo lame that it becomes funny. What's yours?

Mine is

A guy with 2 black eyes walks into a bar. The barman says "What happened to you mate? Have you been in a fight?" And the guy says, "No, my Dad's a panda"

 

[tcwaters]

why did the kid fall off the bike?
someone threw a fridge at him..




jokes dont get any funnier than that....

 

[Kipz]

Gtfo.

 

[kingross29]

why did the kid fall off the bike?
someone threw a fridge at him..




jokes dont get any funnier than that....

Nice one. What's green and brown and falls out of trees?
A pool table

 

[tcwaters]

ahh yes. the pool table.
quite like whats yellow and sits in a tree?
a bulldozer

or

whats green and cant swim well?
a golf course

 

[Upgrayedd]

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped his ass

 

[Brazen]

Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year olds? Coz there's 20 of them.

Why did the monkey put a steak on his head? Coz he wanted to be a griller.

Why do they call a 'pap smear' a 'pap smear'? Coz if they called it a 'c**t scrape', chicks wouldnt have them.

 

[Cuzz09]

"What smells like poo and is poo?"
"Fremantle"

 

[Tex_21]

A man walks into a bar with a panther, and leaves it by the door. Walks up to the bar, and the barman says "You can't leave that lyin' there." To which he replies "It's not a lion, its a panther."



Or,
Whats Pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff


Whats Brown and Sticky?
Brown stick

 

[candiehappy]

What has 7 eyes and can't see.

3 blind mice and half a sheeps head.

 

[Mario the Lothario]

Q: How do you get a Nun pregnant?

A: **** her

 

[huggy_b]

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The wedding ceremony was average but the reception was awesome.

 

[omit]

what's red and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket

what's green and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket in disguise

 

[silverscope]

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.

 

[winty]

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
One goes Whack "Oh ****" and the other goes "Oh ****" Whack

 

[digs20]

Here's a movie on the Cousins signing.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kfH3MES-5ZQ&feature=channel_page

I made this- and I'm a Saints fan! Love that Ben Cousins though...

 

[huggy_b]

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A zebra.


(I would also accept Anthony Rocca)

 

[Schache It Off]

Poo poo haahdadshahdzhadahd!!

 

[themuddy#3]

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The wedding ceremony was average but the reception was awesome.

Brilliant.

 

[SteveRFC]

Here's a movie on the Cousins signing.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=kfH3MES-5ZQ&feature=channel_page

I made this- and I'm a Saints fan! Love that Ben Cousins though...

Hahaha that was soo bad. Such an amateur attempt at being funny

 

[WCE2012]

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving is not for you.

#1 Balla buddy? haha what a joke

 

[SteveRFC]

Why'd the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

 

[Frankston Rover]

Mr Whippy was found dead today in his van covered in hot fudge, crushed nuts and hundreds and thousands.

Police believe he topped himself.

 

[Pegman]

Why did the plane crash?

Cos it was flown by a tomato

 

[magpie_militia]

Why did the girl fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.