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What would you call Postman Pat if he got fired?
Pat
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What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsellitis
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What do you get if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
Tinsellitis
Frankston Rover
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- Nov 25, 2005
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An old bloke walks into a bar and sees a hot young blonde sitting by herself. He walks up and sits down next to her.
"Hi sweetheart. I bet you $20 I can keep an eye on my beer while standing outside in the carpark."
Seeing that the carpark is around the back of the pub, the gorgeous blonde agrees.
The old bloke takes out his glass eye and walks outside.
When he comes back, the blonde gives him his money.
"OK, how about we go double or nothing. I bet I can keep one foot at the bar and one foot in the men's toilet."
The blonde sees the men's room across the room and thinks there is no way he can do that, so once again she agrees.
With that, the old man takes off his prosthetic foot and leaves it at the bar and hops over to the men's toilet.
"OK, sweety, I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I'll bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you won't even feel it."
This time the blonde is convinced she can win this so she agrees. They head out the back and the old man starts going off like a madman.
The blonde yells "I can feel it, I can feel it!!!!"
"Ah well," says the old timer "you win some, you lose some."
"Hi sweetheart. I bet you $20 I can keep an eye on my beer while standing outside in the carpark."
Seeing that the carpark is around the back of the pub, the gorgeous blonde agrees.
The old bloke takes out his glass eye and walks outside.
When he comes back, the blonde gives him his money.
"OK, how about we go double or nothing. I bet I can keep one foot at the bar and one foot in the men's toilet."
The blonde sees the men's room across the room and thinks there is no way he can do that, so once again she agrees.
With that, the old man takes off his prosthetic foot and leaves it at the bar and hops over to the men's toilet.
"OK, sweety, I'll give you a chance to win your money back. I'll bet I can make love to you so tenderly that you won't even feel it."
This time the blonde is convinced she can win this so she agrees. They head out the back and the old man starts going off like a madman.
The blonde yells "I can feel it, I can feel it!!!!"
"Ah well," says the old timer "you win some, you lose some."
Frankston Rover
Academy Award Winner
- Nov 25, 2005
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- 42,552
- AFL Club
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- Other Teams
- Packers-Spurs-Melbourne City
A Collingwood supporter walks into Centrelink as says "Hey buddy, I want a job."
"Sure," says the Centrelink employee "I've got one here that pays $120,000 per year to chauffeur 'round the Swedish Bikini Team 3 days a week."
"You're kidding?" says the Collingwood fan.
To which the Centrelink employee replies "Well you started it."
***
A Port Adelaide fan walks into a bar with one thong on.
The barman leans over and says "Lost a thong mate?"
"Nah," says the Port fan, " I found one."
"Sure," says the Centrelink employee "I've got one here that pays $120,000 per year to chauffeur 'round the Swedish Bikini Team 3 days a week."
"You're kidding?" says the Collingwood fan.
To which the Centrelink employee replies "Well you started it."
***
A Port Adelaide fan walks into a bar with one thong on.
The barman leans over and says "Lost a thong mate?"
"Nah," says the Port fan, " I found one."
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Cousins_Tiger
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
A walk
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How do New Zealand men find their sheep in very long grass?
Irresistible
Irresistible
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Hawthorn seemed to do a pretty good job of that when the crybaby was stuck on 99
