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Stronzo
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Stronzo
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I don't think I can top that double post. Carry on.
Edit: make that triple post, you're really pwning me here..
Edit: make that triple post, you're really pwning me here..
Stronzo
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The room isn't always dark.
Stronzo
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Sometimes the sun shines through the window. I am happy when that happens.
i have two beauties
1) man who chase car get exhausted!!
2) man who step in front of car get tyred!!
1) man who chase car get exhausted!!
2) man who step in front of car get tyred!!
Stronzo
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Confucious say, man who walks into swinging door is going to Bangcock.
Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
It was shot.
Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
The 1st koala hit it on the way down.
Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
It was on the 1st koala's back.
Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
stoner
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Dean Laidley was having some problems trying to get his kangaroos into the eight, when he ran into Al Clarkson and a few of the hawk boys, and decided to go and ask for some advice. "Al. You've been an absolute success over the years. What's your secret?"
"You see Dean,” says Al, “I like to keep my players mentally fit as well as physically fit so I occasionally ask them riddles. I'll show you."
Clarko calls Hodgey over and says, "Hodgey, mate. Got a question for you. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
"That’s easy Clarko.” Hodgey replies quickly, “It’s you.”
"That's correct. See, Dean? That's how it works."
Dean is amazed, so he decides to try it out at training the next night.
The first guys to roll up to training are Daniel Pratt and Brent Harvey, so Dean asks them over and says, Hey ********s, I have a question for you, and you better get it right. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Pratt and Harvey are bewildered. They spend ten minutes racking their brains, but nothing comes out. In the end they ask Dean for 24 hours to come up with an answer.
“Okay,” says Laidley, “I’ll see you clowns right here in 24 hours, and you better have an answer for me.”
That evening at training, they asked every other North player if they know the answer to Dean’s riddle, but no one had a clue, and the boys were starting to shit themselves a bit. But the next day their fortune changed when they ran into Matty Richardson.
"Richo,” said Harvey, “Got a question for you. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Richo thought for a little while, then said. "That’s easy. It’s you Brent!"
That night at training, the pair eagerly sought out Dean. "Coach!" they yelled. "We've got the answer!"
"Alright.” Said Laidley, “And this better be right. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Daniel proudly says with a big grin on his face, "You're Brent Harvey!"
"No, you stupid ********," says Dean. "You're Al f***ing Clarkson!"
"You see Dean,” says Al, “I like to keep my players mentally fit as well as physically fit so I occasionally ask them riddles. I'll show you."
Clarko calls Hodgey over and says, "Hodgey, mate. Got a question for you. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
"That’s easy Clarko.” Hodgey replies quickly, “It’s you.”
"That's correct. See, Dean? That's how it works."
Dean is amazed, so he decides to try it out at training the next night.
The first guys to roll up to training are Daniel Pratt and Brent Harvey, so Dean asks them over and says, Hey ********s, I have a question for you, and you better get it right. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Pratt and Harvey are bewildered. They spend ten minutes racking their brains, but nothing comes out. In the end they ask Dean for 24 hours to come up with an answer.
“Okay,” says Laidley, “I’ll see you clowns right here in 24 hours, and you better have an answer for me.”
That evening at training, they asked every other North player if they know the answer to Dean’s riddle, but no one had a clue, and the boys were starting to shit themselves a bit. But the next day their fortune changed when they ran into Matty Richardson.
"Richo,” said Harvey, “Got a question for you. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Richo thought for a little while, then said. "That’s easy. It’s you Brent!"
That night at training, the pair eagerly sought out Dean. "Coach!" they yelled. "We've got the answer!"
"Alright.” Said Laidley, “And this better be right. I am my father's son, but I am not my brother. Who am I?"
Daniel proudly says with a big grin on his face, "You're Brent Harvey!"
"No, you stupid ********," says Dean. "You're Al f***ing Clarkson!"
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................................ I'd chuckled at most of the posts until I got to this one. I'm upset it was the last one I read
SM
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No, no.
Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was shot.
Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was on the 1st koala's back.
Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
It was drunk.
Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the man die?
Because he was hit by all the falling koalas.
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Yes, im not quite sure why i posted a factual statement in a joke thread either................................. I'd chuckled at most of the posts until I got to this one. I'm upset it was the last one I read
Wise man that Confucious.
Confucious say, man with dick in cookie jar not necessarily f***ing crackers.
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Confucious say man who fart in church sit in own pew
Confucious say virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone
Confucious say man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to get splitting headache
Confucious say never marry basketballer. He dribbles before he shoots.
Drugs Are Bad Mackay?
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The grasshopper one is my favourite so far.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
