Funniest Names in the AFL

[sherrinorburley]

These are great names...can't help it gotta go outside the AFL again. Dickie Bird umpired the cricket not long ago. Possibly not his real name

Two Little Dickie Birds Sitting on a Wall
One named Peter
The other named Paul
Fly away Peter
Fly away Paul
Come Back Peter
Come Back Paul

I think Harold

Did a search on google, found these some possibly legit-
David Seamen - English Keeper
Toby Oshitola: Soccer player (striker) for Barnet (UK).

Jack Glasscock: Shortstop and second baseman for Cleveland, 1879-95.
Harry Colon: Former defensive back for the Detroit Lions.
Rusty ****z: Former outfielder for the Detriot Tigers.
Dean Windass: Soccer player (forward) for Middlesbrough in the UK.
Ron Tugnutt: NHL goalie (Dallas Stars).
Misty Hyman: US Olympic swimmer.
Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver.
Gregor ****a: Slovenian basketball player who now plays for Barcelona. Pull Dickoff(they cant be serious): Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.

Gregor F*cka and Rusty K*ntz apparently

 

[Troy Wingate]

Adam Cockshell from Port Adelaide, although it's pronounced Co-shell

 

[bunsen burner]

There's a guy who plays for South Adelaide called Nick Manhood.

 

[fishbowl]

Doesn't Sum Dum *** play for Geelong? Or is that what the supporters group is called. Shi Ting is what Geelong will be doing this year.

Graham Johncock, should be pronounced John-co. There was a Footscray player called Peter Box.

There is a baseball player called Albert Pujuhls. Pronounced POO-Holes.

 

[happy hawk]

Jared Roughead
Adem YZE?????

 

[fishbowl]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Pujols

 

[sherrinorburley]

cant beleive you've all mised

JED ADCOCK

Quote:
No, the only place I'd like to live next year is Claremont, I reckon.
Chris Judd- 10/6/07

Best way to get the hounds to lose the scent...just bullsh*t em.
Good work Mr.Judd.

 

[DarwinRoo]

Not a footballer but an entertainer all the same Dick Van Dyke or the politically correct term Penis Van Lesbian.

 

[Mop]

Aren't the ruckman in AFL a funny lot;

Fraser Ryder Jolly White Cox

Jolly White Cox Ryder.

HAHA AT THAT!

 

[DarwinRoo]

Jared Roughead
Adem YZE?????

Adems older brother is called Yzeir

 

[DarwinRoo]

Jolly White Cox Ryder.

HAHA AT THAT!

Dont forget Lade and Charman

Charman Cox Ryder

 

[borgo]

All these posts about Iacobucci and no one mentions Di Pierdomenico?

Austin McCrabb was always an interesting one for me...

 

[krisholio14]

Doesn't Sum Dum *** play for Geelong? Or is that what the supporters group is called. Shi Ting is what Geelong will be doing this year.

Graham Johncock, should be pronounced John-co. There was a Footscray player called Peter Box.

There is a baseball player called Albert Pujuhls. Pronounced POO-Holes.

I thought Sum Dum *** was what your name translates into in Cantonese. Or is it Mandarin?

 

[krisholio14]

One name I always liked from the EPL was Dean Windass.

 

[Peel Supporter]

One for the Dons supporters over 35, does anyone remember Enrico Misso? I think I remember he played reserves, maybe seniors.

 

[krisholio14]

One for the Dons supporters over 35, does anyone remember Enrico Misso? I think I remember he played reserves, maybe seniors.

I do! Played one senior game for the Dons, and later had a spell at Coburg.

He also had a season playing LVFL for Maffra in 1989, and played in the GF for them that year. Had a good game too but not enuff to get em over the line.

 

[RuthlessRichmond]

I remember Enrico Misso!

The Pies also had a young islander guy who's name I think was Fatui Attata.

I loved the Army Reserve Cup from the lake oval on a Sunday arvo.

Bring back Slug Jordan!

 

[oogac]

Did a search on google, found these some possibly legit-
David Seamen - English Keeper
Toby Oshitola: Soccer player (striker) for Barnet (UK).

Jack Glasscock: Shortstop and second baseman for Cleveland, 1879-95.
Harry Colon: Former defensive back for the Detroit Lions.
Rusty ****z: Former outfielder for the Detriot Tigers.
Dean Windass: Soccer player (forward) for Middlesbrough in the UK.
Ron Tugnutt: NHL goalie (Dallas Stars).
Misty Hyman: US Olympic swimmer.
Dick Trickle: NASCAR driver.
Gregor ****a: Slovenian basketball player who now plays for Barcelona. Pull Dickoff(they cant be serious): Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.

Gregor F*cka and Rusty K*ntz apparently

Don't forget Ufuk Talay plays for Sydney FC in A-League

 

[saj_21]

There was a player for Geelong in the 50's and 60's named Tom Morow.

 

[Enviable Tradition]

donald dickie from the early days of port power was good for a laugh
especially when he sported that Mr T style haircut

 

[Holding The Ball]

Pull Dickoff(they cant be serious): Soccer player for West Ham United in the UK.

It's Paul Dickov, who plays for Manchester City.

Do try to keep up.

 

[Swanny36]

i like johhcock the most ............hilarious...

 

[Giants FC]

Then there was New Zealand cricketer Robert Cunis, about whom a commentator calling a game once remarked "It's a most extraordinary name. It's neither one thing nor the other."

 

[didaka]

Probably been said and I don't want to read over all 7 pages, but Donald Dickie is an all-time classic.

 

[claf-43]

Anyone remember I think Port drafted a dude called Brawn Bush a few years back? Dunno what he looked like but i'd be disappointed if he didn't look like an ogre.

Not us....

Not in any Power squad anyway.