Funniest Names in the AFL

[nickztaa]

dick condon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Condon
if you read the link, easy to say the greatest footballer of all time.

 

[00Stinger]

Danny Dickfos

 

[Ogopogo]

Steele Sidebottom

 

[DangerSloane]

Steele Sidebottom

 

[Sprout]

Collingwood were at their peak when they had Sidebottom, Goldsack and Dick all running around.

 

[Lordlordington]

Nick Maxwell...

 

[Doctor Feel]

dick condon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Condon
if you read the link, easy to say the greatest footballer of all time.

"He was far from well-balanced in terms of his threshold for violence (which was directed at his own teammates as often as his opponents), his short temper with club officials and umpires, his view that things must always be seen from his own perspective, his intolerance of failure, and his propensity for continuously abusing umpires, all of which were continuously displayed throughout his long career."

Did lol.

"He sealed his fate when he was free-kicked for tripping a Melbourne man in the second quarter and said to Crapp: "Your girl's a bloody whore.""

 

[Forward Press]

Collingwood were at their peak when they had Sidebottom, Goldsack and Dick all running around.

Don't forget Cox.

 

[nickztaa]

"He was far from well-balanced in terms of his threshold for violence (which was directed at his own teammates as often as his opponents), his short temper with club officials and umpires, his view that things must always be seen from his own perspective, his intolerance of failure, and his propensity for continuously abusing umpires, all of which were continuously displayed throughout his long career."

Did lol.

"He sealed his fate when he was free-kicked for tripping a Melbourne man in the second quarter and said to Crapp: "Your girl's a bloody whore.""

Yes, this is why he is great.

 

[lmach]

Could see the inclusion of both Brad Dick and Mitch Brown this week. Team shit would read:

In: Brown, Dick

Maybe we will recruit Helbig over the summer...

In: Helbig, Brown, Dick

/immaturejokes

 

[JD11]

"He was far from well-balanced in terms of his threshold for violence (which was directed at his own teammates as often as his opponents), his short temper with club officials and umpires, his view that things must always be seen from his own perspective, his intolerance of failure, and his propensity for continuously abusing umpires, all of which were continuously displayed throughout his long career."

Did lol.

"He sealed his fate when he was free-kicked for tripping a Melbourne man in the second quarter and said to Crapp: "Your girl's a bloody whore.""

Yes, I enjoyed reading of the 'abrasive nature' of Dick Condon

 

[vonn]

Could see the inclusion of both Brad Dick and Mitch Brown this week. Team shit would read:

In: Brown, Dick

Maybe we will recruit Helbig over the summer...

In: Helbig, Brown, Dick

/immaturejokes

I can't like this post enough.

 

[Sherrinator]

Jizzmaster McCock.

Captains Carlton.

 

[saintsrfreak]

Marley Williams

 

[Admiral Byng]

Freddie Clutterbuck in the WAFL. One of these days the commentators are going to get it wrong and call him Cluster****.

 

[Jimmy Yamazaki]

When ever I think of Steele Sidebottom, I always think it in a Dr Evil voice.

 

[saintkildaman]

Swallow Black Cox

 

[Scotland]

I still can't take Jack Frost seriously.

 

[MeisterBot]

Collingwood were at their peak when they had Sidebottom, Goldsack and Dick all running around.

Still got Ball, Johnson and Seedsman.

 

[footscore]

http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/players/W/Willie_Dick.html
http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/players/A/Arthur_Gooch.html
http://stats.rleague.com/afl/stats/players/T/Terry_Gay.html

 

[Chewy]

There was a guy who played TAC Cup called Penis ********.
It was a shame he didn't get drafted.

What about rookie-listed defender, Scrote Ballsack
He was a ripper.

Probably my favourite name was Hairy Vagina, the Geelong ruckman from the Depression era

 

[Dalphonso]

This thread should have stayed back in 2007.
I thought we had moved on from this sort of rubbish putting shit on peoples names?
We have moved on with racism and other types of abuse. Why do the mods let this carry on where they are soft as jelly on everything else?

 

[dymot]

Freddie Clutterbuck in the WAFL. One of these days the commentators are going to get it wrong and call him Cluster****.

Gerard Healy? .

 

[d33my]

One of the earlier posts in the thread mentioned a Sydney player named Dick Bliss. I'd actually like to know if this is legit - but I'm at work and am too terrified to Google his name.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Yeah it's legit.