Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
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George: (reading the speech he's been given) ". . . and so the Jews, through their Zionist occupied governments, use the black man to import drugs into our underprivileged, white, minority communities."
Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?
makes me laugh
Agree with the posters that say newman driving his mailtruck and it catches on fire when he is singing that is funny cracks me up all the time.
Kramer in the shower at the end of the episode the shower head when he cant turn it off.
the chicken roaster scene where Jerry makes newman eat a peice of broccoli "vile weed"
"Your killing independent George"
So many classics but these are just a few
George: (reading the speech he's been given) ". . . and so the Jews, through their Zionist occupied governments, use the black man to import drugs into our underprivileged, white, minority communities."
Jerry: You're not going to open with that, are you?
makes me laugh
Agree with the posters that say newman driving his mailtruck and it catches on fire when he is singing that is funny cracks me up all the time.
Kramer in the shower at the end of the episode the shower head when he cant turn it off.
the chicken roaster scene where Jerry makes newman eat a peice of broccoli "vile weed"
"Your killing independent George"
So many classics but these are just a few
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
Jerry: (To George who has a videotape) What have you got there?
George: Home Alone
Jerry: I thought you seen that already?
George: No, that was Home Alone 2.
Jerry: But you hated it.
George: I was lost, I hadn't seen the first.
Jerry: (To George who has a videotape) What have you got there?
George: Home Alone
Jerry: I thought you seen that already?
George: No, that was Home Alone 2.
Jerry: But you hated it.
George: I was lost, I hadn't seen the first.
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George: Yes..yes..
Jerry: The bad fiancé‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George: Okay, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George exits) The bad tipper!
George: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
Jerry: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend...
George: Yes..yes..
Jerry: The bad fiancé‚, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk...
George: Okay, the point is made.
Jerry: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... (looks at table as George exits) The bad tipper!
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
This is an awesome thread, reading some of these quotes really takes me back, it's been so long since I've seen some of these episodes that I've even started to forget their greatness! Especially the early ones, a bit like the early Simpsons episodes that Ten doesn't show as much these days.
I think one of my favourite earlier episodes is the one where Jerry and George ride home from the airport in the limo belonging to O'Brien, the leader of the Aryan Union.
Jerry: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
This is an awesome thread, reading some of these quotes really takes me back, it's been so long since I've seen some of these episodes that I've even started to forget their greatness! Especially the early ones, a bit like the early Simpsons episodes that Ten doesn't show as much these days.
I think one of my favourite earlier episodes is the one where Jerry and George ride home from the airport in the limo belonging to O'Brien, the leader of the Aryan Union.
Jerry: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
LOL.
Puddy is my favourite non regular 4 character by a huge margain. Funnier than Kramer and Elaine imo.
LOL.
Puddy is my favourite non regular 4 character by a huge margain. Funnier than Kramer and Elaine imo.
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
Jerry: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"[/quote]
George: kind of a cute Nazi though
Jerry: "She's a Nazi, George, a Nazi!"[/quote]
George: kind of a cute Nazi though
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
lol
funniest part of that was when Elaine threw his hairpeice out of the window
Elaine: Your Bald
George: I was Bald
Elaine: I DONT LIKE THIS THING
"Shes BALD Jerry, BALD"
lol
funniest part of that was when Elaine threw his hairpeice out of the window
Elaine: Your Bald
George: I was Bald
Elaine: I DONT LIKE THIS THING
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
Love whenever Kramer has a go at stand-up
Kramer: "Jerry, why don't you do a bit on Styrofoam?"
Jerry: "Like what?"
Kramer: "What is all this stuff? Why do need this stuff? And why...do they make them so small?"
Jerry: "Where's the punchline?"
Kramer: "No, no, it's all attitude."
Love whenever Kramer has a go at stand-up
Kramer: "Jerry, why don't you do a bit on Styrofoam?"
Jerry: "Like what?"
Kramer: "What is all this stuff? Why do need this stuff? And why...do they make them so small?"
Jerry: "Where's the punchline?"
Kramer: "No, no, it's all attitude."
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
That was hilarious!
Jerry: So did you describe yourself to her over the phone?
George: Yes I did.
Jerry: What did you say to her?
George: What do you think I said?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I told her the truth.
Jerry: As you see it?
George: Yes, as I see it.
Jerry: Did you tell her about, uh, your little hat there?
George: What hat?
Jerry: You know, you're little hair hat there.
George: No.
Jerry: Don't you think she could tell?
Kramer: No, no, no she can't tell. It's a perfect match. Beautiful job.
Jerry: Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.
George: You only think that because you know me.
Jerry: Have you noticed people staring at your head?
George: I noticed people staring at my head because they like what they see.
then later on..
George: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!
Elaine: What do you mean bald?
George: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.
Jerry: She's bald?
George: She's BALD Jerry!
They do it so well .. reminds me of a couple of other scenes ..
Marla: (Walks over to Jerry and George) Jerry.
Jerry: George, Marla.
George: Marla.
Marla: George. Jerry, Stacey.
Jerry: Stacey.
Stacey: Jerry.
Jerry: George, Stacey.
George: Stacey.
Stacey: George.
Jerry: George.
George: Jerry. Marla. (Realizing Jerry's cue) Stacey! (Walks over to Stacey)
You probably need to have seen this scene to understand what it actually means!
Another one in The Bubble Boy ..
Jerry: He’s a bubble boy!
George: A bubble boy?!
Jerry: Yes! A bubble boy!
Susan: What’s a bubble boy?
Jerry: He lives in a bubble!
George: Boy!
lol!
"Shes BALD Jerry, BALD"
That was hilarious!
Jerry: So did you describe yourself to her over the phone?
George: Yes I did.
Jerry: What did you say to her?
George: What do you think I said?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I told her the truth.
Jerry: As you see it?
George: Yes, as I see it.
Jerry: Did you tell her about, uh, your little hat there?
George: What hat?
Jerry: You know, you're little hair hat there.
George: No.
Jerry: Don't you think she could tell?
Kramer: No, no, no she can't tell. It's a perfect match. Beautiful job.
Jerry: Are you kidding? I could spot that bird's nest two blocks away.
George: You only think that because you know me.
Jerry: Have you noticed people staring at your head?
George: I noticed people staring at my head because they like what they see.
then later on..
George: How so? I'll tell you how so. She's bald!
Elaine: What do you mean bald?
George: What do you think I mean bald? Bald. Bald bald.
Jerry: She's bald?
George: She's BALD Jerry!
They do it so well .. reminds me of a couple of other scenes ..
Marla: (Walks over to Jerry and George) Jerry.
Jerry: George, Marla.
George: Marla.
Marla: George. Jerry, Stacey.
Jerry: Stacey.
Stacey: Jerry.
Jerry: George, Stacey.
George: Stacey.
Stacey: George.
Jerry: George.
George: Jerry. Marla. (Realizing Jerry's cue) Stacey! (Walks over to Stacey)
You probably need to have seen this scene to understand what it actually means!Another one in The Bubble Boy ..
Jerry: He’s a bubble boy!
George: A bubble boy?!
Jerry: Yes! A bubble boy!
Susan: What’s a bubble boy?
Jerry: He lives in a bubble!
George: Boy!
lol!
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
that was a pisserAs for the best ending of all, there are quite a few but I'd say when Elaine says "I have to go visit my mother, she bought me some new panties and they're all LAID out for me"
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
'The Opposite' is probably my favourite episode, so something from there.
Responsible for many, many laughs.
'The Opposite' is probably my favourite episode, so something from there.
Responsible for many, many laughs.
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Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
Festivus always gets me laughing.
Festivus always gets me laughing.
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FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
KRAMER: Is there a tree?
FRANK: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
The Strike
FRANK: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around, and you tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
KRAMER: Is there a tree?
FRANK: No. Instead, there's a pole. It requires not decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
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Best Seinfeld Season?
I've combined Seasons 1 and 2 to give them a realistic chance given that they're so small individually. IMO:
Season 8
Season 6
Season 9
Season 4
Season 7
Season 5
Season 3
Seasons 1/2
I've combined Seasons 1 and 2 to give them a realistic chance given that they're so small individually. IMO:
Season 8
Season 6
Season 9
Season 4
Season 7
Season 5
Season 3
Seasons 1/2
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
Watched the Hamptons Episode Again Last night:
George: I was in the pool, I was in the pool
Always gets a laugh from me
Watched the Hamptons Episode Again Last night:
George: I was in the pool, I was in the pool
Always gets a laugh from me
Re: Funniest Seinfeld moment?
great thread - so many great moments
just one from the serenity now episode when Frank is telling George about his computer business
FRANK: I saw a provocative movie on cable called "The Net", with that girl from the bus!!
cracks me up every time
anything with George's parents, Steinbrener, Mr.Pedermen and Jackie Chiles is gold
great thread - so many great moments
just one from the serenity now episode when Frank is telling George about his computer business
FRANK: I saw a provocative movie on cable called "The Net", with that girl from the bus!!
cracks me up every time
anything with George's parents, Steinbrener, Mr.Pedermen and Jackie Chiles is gold
