Media Furies Dumpster Files - New Spoon Hunters Found

[omgfridge]

After jumping up late last season to co-captain the Furies alongside James Colorado to ensure our straight set exit from finals, we have been looking what other degenerates we could attract for our ever long quest to claim the wooden spoon. So we welcome the below, look forward to the season ahead and let our good friend AI do some artistic impressions of the new signings.



First of the ranks is the returning Feraligatr. She debuted all the way back in S16 for 1 game. But most notable was that this game was a loss so bringing in a player with a 100% loss record has brought much excitement around the club.



You may of been curious why the Wonders had a recent co-captaincy change and that is because Frothies Mcveigh has decided the allure of being yet another person on the Furies list that is better than Pickitt at Rocket League was too great.



And at this stage, finally, a former teammate of mine across 3 seasons, Brick Loosener completes our trio of signings. I have probably just wore him down with my constant Magic the Gathering questions but the man with the site's best username is coming across to the Hippodrome after 150+ games with the Gumbies.

Our outgoings will be mentioned tomorrow when JC announces our best and fairest results which our LG has been all over/not rushing what so ever to get out.

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[Greenery]

Good job, a shame you're such a shit bloke.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Happy to humiliate anyone from the Furies in Rocket League

 

[serial_thrilla]

tldr.

Congratulation JoshWoodenSpoon on becoming a Fury.

 

[Cadsky]

Nice work guys. Frothies Mcveigh a fantastic pick up.

 

[Braklet]

Don't mess with the Furries!

NO CONTEXT HUMANS 👤 (@HumansNoContext)

nitter.at

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

You may of been curious why the Wonders had a recent co-captaincy change and that is because @Frothies Mcveigh has decided the allure of being yet another person on the Furies list that is better than @Pickitt at Rocket League was too great.

wow! Frothies Mcveigh is still alive? haven't heard from that guy since the grand final! took melting about a grand final loss to a whole new level. Joining the furies.

 

[Feraligatr]

I'm here to protect my 100 percent loss record.

 

[sante]

People still play Rocket League?

 

[omgfridge]

People still play Rocket League?

Nah moved onto new games like TF2.

 

[Frothies Mcveigh]

wow! Frothies Mcveigh is still alive? haven't heard from that guy since the grand final! took melting about a grand final loss to a whole new level. Joining the furies.

The pressure of finals qooty was far too much for me, can't wait to settle into a much more rewarding wooden spoon worthy campaign.

 

[Frederico_WA]

The pressure of finals qooty was far too much for me, can't wait to settle into a much more rewarding wooden spoon worthy campaign.

I'm super excited to hear more of your experience with hard losses.
Seeing you work through the QTSD effects during s36 will surely infect our locker room for the worse!