Gamblor's quest to make $500 each week - using loss chasing

[Duritz]

I think there was an "any other" option at $11 too

Jesus... > 125% in three.

Should've been a "click this button to immediately empty your account into Tom's Wallet" button.

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

WTF is with the "big boy" voice he was putting on in his advertisements during the Origin last night? Sounded like his mum

 

[Duritz]

Not much value in tonight's match, but I pledged to find a bet in every match (where possible with matches co-inciding), so betting I am!!

Tonight:

WCST vs ESS, either team under 15.5 pts, $305 at $2.65, those Luxbetians from the planet Luxbetia.

Oh look... the bug from last week is back again. Hello Mr Bug! How are y... oh, he's disappeared through the floorboards. Goodbye Mr Bug, I'll wait patiently until next week for your return. Until then... sigh...

 

[Keystone agony]

You should really actually start putting these bets on

 

[Duritz]

You should really actually start putting these bets on

Yeah imagine that.

 

[Keystone agony]

Yeah imagine that.

feelingwouldbegood

 

[Duritz]

Just a longer odds, smaller bet tonight... likely to lose, but less to add onto the $500 tomorrow if it does:

Carlton, 40+, $110 at $5.50 flem sb.

 

[Duritz]

OK, last night's bet couldn't have been wronger, so I now have to make $610.

Richmond, under 39.5, $470 at $2.30, sportsbet.

 

[lamaros]

This is the time! To the poorhouse with you!

 

[Duritz]

Gulp... have to make $980 now...

Hawks line -7.5, $1065 at $1.92 sportsbet...

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

 

[anabac]

Woah nelly, shit just got real. Where's that bug at?

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Ruh roh.

 

[iluvparis]

 

[Duritz]

I don't know what that Asian girl is doing above ^^^^^, but we're about to see the majesty, the beauty, of loss chasing today, as with one majestic bet I recoup alllll my losses and make a profit for the weekend.

I need to make back my $500, plus $110 from Friday night, $470 from yesterday tigers and $1065 from last night, making (gulp) a total of $2145 I need to collect. So, here goes:

Sydney, line -59.5, $1470 at $2.09 pinnacle,
Sydney, line -59.5, $565 at $1.96 topsport

If these somehow get beat, well, I'll need to collect $4180 on the final game, Essington vs Port. Fair to say, if I don't collect there, I'M BUST!!!!

 

[Rooster Cogburn]

I think the meter on the left represents the increase in the size of your losses, and the asian lady represents iluvparis (who has the yellow fever big time), and his horror at said losses.

 

[asanque]

I thought we already had one of these Martingale threads with adii?

Only his bank was over a million

 

[Duritz]

Swans by only 15 points, early in the 2nd. Not confident here.

 

[Duritz]

43 pts at 3/4 time, this is going to be a ****ing nightmare.

 

[Duritz]

You ****ing soft hearted campaigners.

 

[Lensen]

 

[asanque]

You really need a larger bank to loss chase.

Alternatively your profit goal per week should be lower.

4 coin toss misses aren't uncommon.

Not that I advocate martingale

 

[Duritz]

**** this.

Last bet for the round.

Port ****ing Adelaide, $1670 at $3.50, h2h.

If it loses, I've burned $5350 this round and the thread is DONE.

 

[ThePeanutGallery]

This guaranteed winning sure has it's downsides. I wish I weren't so good at this.

Careful what you wish for I suppose.

On a brighter note, what ever cream you used for that bug seems to have worked.

 

[Duritz]

****ing horror round.