Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept

[Topkent]

After a 45 point loss: "We could see a lot more positives this week"

How's that any different to now?

 

[Bluelegs]

How's that any different to now?

Because if you walked into the coaches office now you'd find hundreds of pages of typewritten manuscript on the desk that says

"All contest and defense makes Goodwin a dull coach"

 

[Topkent]

Because if you walked into the coaches office now you'd find hundreds of pages of typewritten manuscript on the desk that says

"All contest and defense makes Goodwin a dull coach"

Goodysheadlookingthroughaxehole.gif

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Because if you walked into the coaches office now you'd find hundreds of pages of typewritten manuscript on the desk that says

"All contest and defense makes Goodwin a dull coach"

so thats why he got told to coach on the boundary line

 

[Bluelegs]

so thats why he got told to coach on the boundary line

Reckon we could get Oliver into shape pretty quickly if Goodwin just chased him around with an axe.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Reckon we could get Oliver into shape pretty quickly if Goodwin just chased him around with an axe.

Hope he catches him

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Sheinfeld Bluelegs

 

[Bluelegs]

Sheinfeld Bluelegs

This is why I love the internet.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

This is why I love the internet.

You seen the Trump Seinfeld intros? Pretty ****ing good too..

 

[Bluelegs]

You seen the Trump Seinfeld intros? Pretty ****ing good too..

It works easily with Trump because he's basically just an insult comic anyway.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Man if i could be assed i'd make one for us

 

[tomcruise]

Gonna need a play by play on this one because unlike the Bowie Play of the week the club actually pulled this one down with whatever went wrong with it

Already deleted????

Ah, man. Shattered.

Alright, so imagine a youtube video with the headline "Simon Goodwin's Coaching Philosophy | Melbourne Mindset" with a thumbnail of Simon Goodwin, looking like Simon Goodwin does. Looking like Simon Goodwin does at all times. Probably in his mind saying incredibly, incredibly well.

Then you play this video of Simon's philosophy brain emoji and there is a 15 minute of Jacob Van Rooyen.

Was a gift.



P.S. I bloody love Roo.

 

[Demon Attack]

Brilliant title

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Brilliant title

Zero shame. Should have gone with "Kozzy kicked more than half our goals"

 

[Bluelegs]

Call him 'Kozzy Fanning' for kicking four whole goals.

 

[Scythe94]

To be fair, a Melbourne player kicking four goals is pretty mind-blowing

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

lmao, tackling highlights. They are taking the piss out of us now.

 

[Dory_77]

lmao, tackling highlights. They are taking the piss out of us now.

"The fans aren't happy"
MFC media: add more contest + defence

 

[netslave]

that shit is embarrassing after a loss, just put the goals up and move on

 

[Bluelegs]

that shit is embarrassing after a loss, just put the goals up and mpve on

The way Goodwin in his presser and the media team are treating this game is the sort of shit you expect from a bottom 4 team after an honourable loss.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

"The fans aren't happy"
MFC media: add more contest + defence

Why are our fans so mad and not turning up, is our game plan that ugly? No its the supporters who are wrong.

 

[Bluelegs]

Melbourne's season ends after kicking 7 goals in front of 17k

"The supporters should be really proud of that effort."

 

[Scythe94]

sort of shit you expect from a bottom 4 team after an honourable loss.

I mean, that's basically where we're at now

 

[Topkent]

Brilliant title

Lol imagine how ****ing boring we'd be without him. We might kick 3 goals for a game ATM

 

[The Dr]

Lol imagine how ****ing boring we'd be without him. We might kick 3 goals for a game ATM

Yeah he's the only player worth watching from us.

Like I admire Max and love how McVee and JVR are coming along but in terms of flamboyance and excitement, it's Koz and daylight.


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