Roast "GAMDEDAY!" – MFC Media Dept

[jhong]

Wonder who will get the booby prize and have to front the media ?

 

[Jibroni]

Would have preferred something verbal myself:

 

[Topkent]

That's the most Melbourne ****ing way to do it ever. How piss weak hiding behind a keyboard so theres no sound grabs or follow up questions. Unbelievable

 

[Dory_77]

Dear Members, Following the media speculation last night regarding Christian Petracca 5 Christian Petracca Age 28 Ht 187cm Wt 94kg Pos. Mid Career Season Last 5 D 19.4 5star K 9.5 4star HB 9.8 5star M 3.5 4star T 3.0 5star CL 2.5 4star D 24.4 5star K 10.4 4star HB 14.0 5star M 3.5 3star T 3.6 4star CL 3.4 4star D 19.0 5star K 7.8 3star HB 11.2 5star M 3.0 3star T 3.8 5star CL 2.0 4star , I want to take the opportunity to provide clarity to you all. Christian is an integral and much-loved member of the Melbourne Football Club. He is a key pillar of our club’s future, and we value him immensely, not only as a player, but as a person and a leader. He has been an important member of our football program since he walked through the doors in 2014 and is contracted until the end of the 2029 season. He will remain in the red and blue until at least the end of his contract and hopefully beyond. Following his season-ending injury in June, Christian is still very much in a recovery and rehabilitation period and his health and well-being remain the club’s priority. He recently spent some time away in Noosa with his fiancé Bella, and I know staff, players, coaches and our supporters were thrilled to see him back at the club late last week as he commenced some very light training. As we approach the end of the season, we have commenced discussions with a cross section of players, coaches and staff within our football program to discuss the improvements we need to make to return to the level we expect from our AFL program. The 2024 season has been disappointing for us all and we must quickly turn our attention to what is required moving forward, both on and off the field, to ensure we climb back up the ladder. A key part of this process is openly discussing any opportunities we identify where we can seek to improve. Over recent weeks there have been conversations with many of our leaders, Christian included, about our opportunities for growth. These conversations have been open and constructive, with the purpose of ensuring that together we achieve the success we know our AFL program is capable of. Conversations like these are a regular part of footy and will continue over the next few weeks, as we map out a clear path towards ensuring our AFL program is back in finals contention in 2025. Importantly, this process starts now, and Goody, Max and the entire football program look forward to finishing the season strongly and playing a brand of footy that makes you, our members, proud over the coming two weeks. Regards,

​

Gary Pert

Letter ^ for those who aren't members

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

That last paragraph, ****ing kill me. 51 ****ing points and honourable losses doesnt make any supporter proud outside the nuffies way past gone.

 

[Scythe94]

Letter ^ for those who aren't members

So many words to say nothing at all.

 

[jhong]

Letter ^ for those who aren't members

They are in self preservation mode now . When is the next board election ?

 

[Demon Attack]

Well that will make everything better

 

[Dory_77]

So many words to say nothing at all.

Yeah a whole lot of guff. Could've been a one para press release if they tried

 

[MarcMaverick]

Pert is a do-nothing man.

 

[Scythe94]

Ah yes, ️art️

 

[tomcruise]

Ah yes, ️art️

What on earth

 

[Headless]

Ah yes, ️art️

Finally!

 

[netslave]

the work experience kid found the filters section

 

[Bluelegs]

Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

tribute with an avant-garde editing decision to remove the audio from most of the clips in the video.

 

[Dory_77]

Ben Brown tribute with an avant-garde editing decision to remove the audio from most of the clips in the video.

Everyone has to make their own noise!

 

[Proper Gander]

Ben Brown tribute with an avant-garde editing decision to remove the audio from most of the clips in the video.

That is shameful. It’s so unprofessional

 

[Bluelegs]

That is shameful. It’s so unprofessional

That was my initial reaction but then I realised the media guy hit publish at 5pm and walked straight out of the office.

Inspiring stuff.

 

[Bluelegs]

I expect he had some really good stuff in there too. The intro with the compilation of all the set shots. I wonder how he merged all the commentary? I guess we'll never know.

 

[Scythe94]

Ben Brown tribute with an avant-garde editing decision to remove the audio from most of the clips in the video.

It says 'Ben Brown in Vision', not 'Ben Brown in Sound'.

 

[Proper Gander]

That was my initial reaction but then I realised the media guy hit publish at 5pm and walked straight out of the office.

Inspiring stuff.

Now that you say it like that, it’s a decent effort

 

[Scythe94]

It says 'Ben Brown in Vision', not 'Ben Brown in Sound'.

Ah now there's a banger

 

[Proper Gander]

It says 'Ben Brown in Vision', not 'Ben Brown in Sound'.

Should still say Ben Brown in a decent amount of vision and occasional strange jolts of largely unrelated sound.

Then I could get on board with the artistic vision

 

[Scythe94]

Should still say Ben Brown in a decent amount of vision and occasional strange jolts of largely unrelated sound.

Then I could get on board with the artistic vision

Oh I didn't watch the whole thing

 

[Proper Gander]

Oh I didn't watch the whole thing

You don’t need to. My posts always paint a vivid and eloquent picture