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- #1,076
And now we return you to your regular planning; Flogging flogs with whips and chains followed by "Burgo's Catchprase Stealer" where you get television time and a studio audience who care on promoting to tell your woes when you feel a word, phrase or collection of sounds that form some manner of speech pattern was overdone.
But wait.
There's more!
Given that you'll be engaging in the gift of the gab and that no doubt there'll be someone in production called Gabby which is short for Gabriel and no doubt some manner of "she was a little angel before she became a teenager and rebelled against everything that wasn't fastened down with electricity an a rabid chia pet" but gabby would find nothing wrong because she shits gold, having read Jack and the Beanstalk far too many times and being referred to as a bird we come to the crux of this fluffing at others expense and deliver the Season 14 Golden Boot trophy, excreted by a secret goose chained in a backroom watching re-runs of Viva Laughlin, forged in the back shed of Bazzas with a dinky little hammer and some glue, transported in the back of a Fed-Ex truck after the fat bastard driver shoved it on with a bent metal pole, delivered in pristine condition after being dropped off at the wrong address and them being OCD.
With 32 goals for the season, generally playing at FF, it's everyones favourite half of the Ninty2Winty combo if they like colder weather, Winty!
No lead up in this one lads, it wasn't even close.
We've got some strawberries and knives left over from dessert, if you guess the text font I've been using they're yours so you can sharpen the strawberries and throw them at Winty for monopolising the award, like, forever!
Next, tasting and judgment! Also rounds 10-14 in the B&F.
But wait.
There's more!
Given that you'll be engaging in the gift of the gab and that no doubt there'll be someone in production called Gabby which is short for Gabriel and no doubt some manner of "she was a little angel before she became a teenager and rebelled against everything that wasn't fastened down with electricity an a rabid chia pet" but gabby would find nothing wrong because she shits gold, having read Jack and the Beanstalk far too many times and being referred to as a bird we come to the crux of this fluffing at others expense and deliver the Season 14 Golden Boot trophy, excreted by a secret goose chained in a backroom watching re-runs of Viva Laughlin, forged in the back shed of Bazzas with a dinky little hammer and some glue, transported in the back of a Fed-Ex truck after the fat bastard driver shoved it on with a bent metal pole, delivered in pristine condition after being dropped off at the wrong address and them being OCD.
With 32 goals for the season, generally playing at FF, it's everyones favourite half of the Ninty2Winty combo if they like colder weather, Winty!
No lead up in this one lads, it wasn't even close.
We've got some strawberries and knives left over from dessert, if you guess the text font I've been using they're yours so you can sharpen the strawberries and throw them at Winty for monopolising the award, like, forever!
Next, tasting and judgment! Also rounds 10-14 in the B&F.
