Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 7: Gumbies FFC v Mount Buller Demons at The House of Gumby

[Gralin]

 

[Headless]

Unless we lose, of course, in which case the process must change dramatically!

 

[cats2rise]

Ok so you take me out of the ruck and look what happens

 

[tgrs]

This philreich guy likes his little pranks doesn’t he

 

[philreich]

4 : 7.16 {C} - Both ruckmen fooled by a rare decent bounce up.
4 : 7.24 {C} - Jeremias has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 7.28 {lHFF} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 7.33 {lHFF} - That kick made it so easy for bone2468.
4 : 7.37 {lHFF} - bone2468 looks downfield.
4 : 7.41 {lHFF} - bone2468 is crunched in a tackle.
4 : 7.45 {rHBF} - Proper Gander to send the ball forward.
4 : 7.49 {rHBF} - Hands it off to Scythe94.
4 : 7.53 {CHB} - Spears a kick towards Yakker.
4 : 7.57 {CHB} - Yakker is the target but he's outplayed by Dory_77.
4 : 8.01 {CHF} - Dory_77 has it.
4 : 8.06 {CHF} - Yakker drags Dory_77 down beautifully.
4 : 8.1 {CHB} - Yakker wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 8.14 {rHBF} - A short kick to Proper Gander.
4 : 8.18 {rHBF} - Spoilt by bone2468.
4 : 8.24 {lHFF} - So bone2468 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 8.28 {rHFF} - Quick hands to The_Wookie.
4 : 8.32 {lFP} - Pumps it long for StFly.
4 : 8.36 {lFP} - But in the way is cats2rise.
4 : 8.4 {rBP} - Now cats2rise has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 8.45 {lHBF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Jatz to mark.
4 : 8.49 {lHBF} - The_Wookie plants a foot on Jatz's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 8.53 {rHFF} - The_Wookie has possession.
4 : 8.57 {FF} - He rewards the GWS Goose lead.
4 : 9.01 {FF} - Ooh the kick has gone straight to manangatang.
4 : 9.05 {FB} - manangatang has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 9.09 {FB} - Draws a man and then with hands to cooney.
4 : 9.13 {lHBF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 9.18 {lHBF} - No mark taken as Jatz and The_Wookie wrestle for position.
4 : 9.22 {CHF} - Dory_77 looks downfield.
4 : 9.26 {lFP} - He sends the ball to StFly.
4 : 9.3 {lFP} - Big mark by cats2rise!.
4 : 9.34 {rBP} - cats2rise wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 9.38 {rBP} - cats2rise nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 9.42 {lHBF} - Jatz and The_Wookie jostle for position.
4 : 9.46 {lHBF} - Shocking kick and The_Wookie will take the mark.
4 : 9.51 {lHFF} - So bone2468 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 9.55 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
4 : 9.59 {FF} - Handpasses to GWS Goose.
4 : 10.03 {FF} - GWS Goose may even have goaled.
4 : 10.07 {FF} - Misses - no wait! Its a goal!.
Gumbies FFC : 14.8.92
Mount Buller Demons : 12.12.84
4 : 10.11 {C} - cats_09 is outbodied in the ruck contest.
4 : 10.19 {rW} - beez picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 10.23 {CHF} - His kick is hurried.
4 : 10.3 {CHF} - He can't hold it.
4 : 10.34 {lHBF} - Running with the ball is Jatz.
4 : 10.38 {CHB} - A slick handpass goes to Yakker.
4 : 10.42 {C} - Flicks it to Wosh.
4 : 10.46 {rW} - Sees Gralin out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 10.51 {rW} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 10.55 {rW} - With the ball is Gralin.
4 : 10.58 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards p4p1.
4 : 11.03 {lW} - Too long for p4p1 and Brick Loosener marks.
4 : 11.07 {lW} - ossie_21 has possession.
4 : 11.11 {lW} - ossie_21 dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 11.15 {rW} - An underground handpass to Brick Loosener.
4 : 11.19 {CHF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 11.23 {CHF} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 11.27 {CHF} - With the ball is Dory_77.
4 : 11.31 {CHF} - Passes to beez by hand.
4 : 11.36 {lHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 11.4 {lHFF} - Big ... big kick by bone2468.
4 : 11.44 {lHFF} - Run through by Proper Gander for a minor score.
Gumbies FFC : 14.9.93
Mount Buller Demons : 12.12.84
4 : 11.52 {FB} - sausageroll slowing down the play.
4 : 11.56 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to cooney.
4 : 12 {lW} - He kicks to a contest.
4 : 12.04 {lW} - Top mark Brick Loosener.
4 : 12.08 {C} - Now Jeremias has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 12.13 {lHFF} - That kick is a real floater.
4 : 12.17 {lHFF} - Anybody's ball.
4 : 12.21 {lHFF} - bone2468 threads his way through traffic.
4 : 12.25 {rFP} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 12.3 {rFP} - sausageroll claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 12.36 {lBP} - Running with the ball is sausageroll.
4 : 12.4 {rHBF} - A long pass towards Proper Gander.
4 : 12.43 {rHBF} - bone2468 will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 12.48 {rHFF} - The_Wookie has a paddock.
4 : 12.52 {rHFF} - Brought down by Jatz.
4 : 12.56 {CHB} - The ball is now with Yakker.
4 : 13 - <<< Mop is coming on to replace CatToTheFuture >>>
4 : 13.08 {CHB} - Yakker has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 13.13 {CHB} - Yakker sells the dummy and helps himself to a bounce.
4 : 13.16 {lHBF} - Hands it off to Jatz.
4 : 13.21 {lHBF} - Jatz picks out a 2-on-1 contest and The_Wookie wins it.
4 : 13.25 {rHFF} - The_Wookie streaming down the ground.
4 : 13.29 {FF} - The kick seeks out GWS Goose.
4 : 13.33 {FF} - GWS Goose is the target but he's outplayed by manangatang.
4 : 13.37 {lBP} - sausageroll sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 13.41 {CHB} - Kicks to a contest - Yakker looks to get to thre front.
4 : 13.45 {CHB} - Yakker is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
4 : 13.49 {CHB} - Yakker takes them on.
4 : 13.53 {CHB} - An underground handpass to Scythe94.
4 : 13.58 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to cooney.
4 : 14.02 {lW} - He gets his kick away.
4 : 14.06 {lW} - p4p1 sits on the head of Brick Loosener! Great mark.
4 : 14.1 {lW} - So p4p1 ... with a moment to digest his options.
4 : 14.15 {C} - A wild handball - but luckily Wosh was well placed to clean up.
4 : 14.18 {C} - Jeremias gets enough of a grip to dislodge the ball.
4 : 14.22 {C} - Nobody's checking Jeremias.
4 : 14.26 {rW} - Spears a kick towards Brick Loosener.
4 : 14.31 {rW} - The ball drops short of Brick Loosener.
4 : 14.37 {lW} - p4p1 signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 14.41 {lW} - p4p1 takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Kicks with his non-preferred side.
4 : 14.49 {rHFF} - Van_Dyke runs back with the flight of the ball and takes it!.
4 : 14.53 {rHFF} - Van_Dyke wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 14.58 {rHFF} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 15.02 {lFP} - He rewards the sante lead.
4 : 15.06 {lFP} - Supercheapgiants gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 15.1 {rBP} - Supercheapgiants has possession.
4 : 15.14 {rBP} - In danger.
4 : 15.18 {lFP} - sante with the ball now.
4 : 15.22 {lFP} - Quick hands to Scythe94 under pressure.
4 : 15.26 {lFP} - Scythe94 sells the dummy and has a shot.
4 : 15.31 {lFP} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Gumbies FFC : 14.9.93
Mount Buller Demons : 13.12.90

 

[philreich]

This philreich guy likes his little pranks doesn’t he

I promise the result will be known by Wednesday.

 

[Wosh]

Well shit
Who dun messed up?

WE ARE USED TO THRASHING THEM!

 

[Wosh]

I'm too poorly for close games.

 

[Gralin]

Unless we lose, of course, in which case the process must change dramatically!

Which I trust will happen!

 

[Gralin]

tgrs did you have to make it so dramatic?

 

[philreich]

4 : 15.35 {C} - The ball is bounced and Falconista gets the tap.
4 : 15.43 {C} - Wosh picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 15.47 {C} - Scythe94 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 15.51 {C} - A quick handpass to moginie.
4 : 15.55 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Proper Gander.
4 : 16 {rHBF} - Almost a throw to Scythe94.
4 : 16.04 {CHB} - He transfers play using Yakker.
4 : 16.08 {CHB} - But straight to Dory_77.
4 : 16.12 {rHFF} - Quality gather by The_Wookie.
4 : 16.16 {rHFF} - The_Wookie takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 16.2 {rHFF} - Gets a handpass away to Falconista.
4 : 16.24 {rHFF} - Handpass over the shoulder to cats_09.
4 : 16.28 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Dory_77.
4 : 16.32 {CHF} - Top mark Dory_77.
4 : 16.37 {CHF} - Nobody's checking Dory_77.
4 : 16.43 - <<< NSWCROW is coming on to replace saintkildaman >>>
4 : 16.51 {CHF} - Dory_77 slowing down the play.
4 : 16.55 {CHF} - A long looping handpass to Falconista.
4 : 16.59 {rHFF} - Handballs to The_Wookie.
4 : 17.03 {rHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 17.07 {rHFF} - Jatz sews him up!.
4 : 17.12 {rHBF} - With the ball is Proper Gander.
4 : 17.16 {rHBF} - Handballs to Scythe94.
4 : 17.2 {CHB} - He transfers play using Yakker.
4 : 17.23 {CHB} - Dory_77 gets a timely fist to the ball.
4 : 17.28 {CHF} - Dory_77 takes off.
4 : 17.32 {CHF} - Quick hands to Falconista under pressure.
4 : 17.36 {lHFF} - He transfers play using bone2468.
4 : 17.4 {lHFF} - bone2468 takes a strong mark.
4 : 17.45 {lHFF} - bone2468 has it.
4 : 17.49 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 17.53 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 17.57 {FB} - manangatang with the ball now.
4 : 18.01 {FB} - Penalised for running too far.
4 : 18.05 {FF} - Nobody's checking GWS Goose.
4 : 18.09 {FF} - GWS Goose walks into goal.

 

[Gralin]

Headless didn't we specifically request an end to the Gumbies streak?

I could have sworn we submitted the paperwork correctly

 

[philreich]

4 : 18.13 {FF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Gumbies FFC : 14.10.94
Mount Buller Demons : 13.12.90

 

[cats_09]

4 : 18.13 {FF} - Didn't look good off the boot - a minor score.
Gumbies FFC : 14.10.94
Mount Buller Demons : 13.12.90

How do you miss walking into an open goal...

 

[philreich]

4 : 18.22 {FB} - Now cats2rise has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 18.25 {rBP} - A poor handpass but cooney is up to the challenge.
4 : 18.3 {rBP} - Huge handpass to moginie. As good as a kick.
4 : 18.34 {rBP} - Gives the ball to cooney.
4 : 18.38 {FB} - No-look handpass to manangatang.
4 : 18.42 {FB} - A slick handpass goes to moginie.
4 : 18.48 {lBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to sausageroll.
4 : 18.52 {lHBF} - Passes to Jatz by hand.
4 : 18.57 {rW} - He gets boot to ball immediately.
4 : 19.01 {rW} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 19.05 {lW} - Nobody's checking ossie_21.
4 : 19.09 {lW} - Handpass to space. beez runs onto it.
4 : 19.13 {lW} - moginie nearly lost his fingers to a wayward beez kick.
4 : 19.17 {rW} - Gralin with the ball now.
4 : 19.21 {C} - A short kick to Wosh.
4 : 19.25 {C} - Jeremias upset the marking attempt by Wosh.
4 : 19.3 {C} - Jeremias to send the ball forward.
4 : 19.34 {lHFF} - He looks for bone2468.
4 : 19.38 {lHFF} - Proper Gander floats over the top of the pack and marks that on his chest.
4 : 19.42 {rHBF} - Proper Gander has it.
4 : 19.46 {lW} - He sees a lead by p4p1 and kicks in that direction.
4 : 19.5 {lW} - Good grab p4p1.
4 : 19.54 {lW} - p4p1 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 19.58 {lW} - An underground handpass to cooney.
4 : 20.02 {lW} - Handpasses to Scythe94.
4 : 20.07 {lHFF} - Flicks it to cooney.
4 : 20.11 {lHFF} - cats_09 thinks that was deliberate and the umpires agree with him.
4 : 20.15 {rHBF} - rye looking for a lead.
4 : 20.19 {rHBF} - rye takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 20.23 {rW} - rye's taken another bounce.
4 : 20.27 {CHF} - He sends the ball to Dory_77.
4 : 20.31 {CHF} - Dory_77 can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 20.36 {lHBF} - Jatz takes off.
4 : 20.4 {lHBF} - Brought down by The_Wookie.
4 : 20.44 {lHFF} - bone2468 has possession.
4 : 20.48 {FF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on GWS Goose to mark.
4 : 20.54 {FF} - Poor option and manangatang makes him pay by chipping in for the mark.
4 : 20.58 {FB} - manangatang slowing down the play.
4 : 21.02 {rBP} - Handpass over the shoulder to cats2rise.
4 : 21.06 {CHB} - That kick makes it hard for Yakker.
4 : 21.1 {CHB} - Yakker and Dory_77 both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 21.15 {CHF} - Dory_77 with the ball now.
4 : 21.19 {FF} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of GWS Goose.
4 : 21.23 {FF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 21.27 {lBP} - With the ball is sausageroll.
4 : 21.31 {rBP} - He tries to find cats2rise with a chip pass.
4 : 21.35 {rBP} - Straight down the throat of the leading cats2rise.
4 : 21.39 {rBP} - cats2rise wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 21.43 {CHB} - He doesn't waste any time in getting boot to ball.
4 : 21.47 {CHB} - That's a great mark.
4 : 21.52 {CHB} - Now Yakker has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 21.56 {CHB} - Dory_77 nearly has his head ripped off.
4 : 22 {CHF} - Dory_77 to send the ball forward.
4 : 22.04 {FF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 22.08 {FF} - GWS Goose can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 22.12 {FB} - manangatang has it.
4 : 22.16 {lHBF} - Jatz presents.
4 : 22.21 {lHBF} - Jatz and The_Wookie both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 22.25 {lHFF} - bone2468 wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 22.29 {lHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 22.33 {lHFF} - Finds beez with a handball.
4 : 22.37 {CHF} - Sees Dory_77 out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 22.42 {CHF} - Dory_77 traps the ball beautifully.
4 : 22.45 {CHF} - Dory_77 has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 22.49 - <<< jmoo wan is coming on to replace Van_Dyke >>>
4 : 23 {CHF} - Dory_77 with the ball now.
4 : 23.04 {CHF} - Dory_77 nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
4 : 23.08 {FF} - Boots the ball toward GWS Goose.
4 : 23.12 {FF} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by manangatang.
4 : 23.16 {rBP} - cats2rise looks downfield.
4 : 23.21 {lBP} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 23.25 {lBP} - DinoSoar drops an absolute sitter.
4 : 23.28 {FF} - GWS Goose has possession.
4 : 23.32 {FF} - This will be a goal to GWS Goose.

 

[Scythe94]

Oh bloody hell I'm here now just win please

 

[philreich]

How do you miss walking into an open goal...

What was his blood alcohol content?

 

[Falconista]

How do you miss walking into an open goal...

Someone probably held up a mirror.

 

[tgrs]

tgrs did you have to make it so dramatic?

On reflection I’m not entirely sure how this version got to filming

It’s a disgrace

 

[philreich]

4 : 23.37 {FF} - Goal!? No. The goal umpire signals it was touched.
Gumbies FFC : 14.11.95
Mount Buller Demons : 13.12.90

 

[Gralin]

On reflection I’m not entirely sure how this version got to filming

It’s a disgrace

Why would you make GWS Goose the star?

 

[Scythe94]

Last minute winner incoming

 

[philreich]

4 : 23.45 {FB} - Nobody's checking sausageroll.
4 : 23.49 {FB} - Quick hands to cooney.
4 : 23.53 {FB} - cooney sure is going to want to find some redemption after that shank goes out on the full.
4 : 23.57 {FF} - Nobody's checking GWS Goose.
4 : 24.01 {FF} - GWS Goose's eyes light up - he fires at goal.

 

[Scythe94]

4 : 23.45 {FB} - Nobody's checking sausageroll.

What's he doing down there?! Bit of hubris from Headless shifting the magnets around

 

[Gralin]

What's he doing down there?! Bit of hubris from Headless shifting the magnets around

Van_Dyke might he getting a call