Media Goodbye, Farewell, Amen

[Pugsley]

Current day after last season's grand final when the shampoo wouldn't rinse out





Rookie season, tearing teams apart with our skills. I may have a frog in my throat or that was dennis kermit, crumpet, trumpet or whatever name he has.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I've never had a better wingman.



Thanks mate, we've had a lot of fun.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Rest easy old friend KohPhi.

Not many left now from the great "war".

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Rest easy old friend KohPhi.

Not many left now from the great "war".

Nor the great purge of Baghdad either.

 

[KohPhi]

I've never had a better wingman.

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Thanks mate, we've had a lot of fun.

Man I'd tap me.

Actually.. I've sort of done that.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I could swear you’ve retired 5 times already.

 

[KohPhi]

I could swear you’ve retired 5 times already.

This one is the real thing my good friend and fierce adversary...

....ok, not that fierce.

 

[Pugsley]

I could swear you’ve retired 5 times already.

But you can't count past 3.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Oh boy, tis a sad time indeed. The first opponent I truly connected with. May your dumplings be plentiful KohPhi old friend.

I'm giving you this back one last time.

I'm handing you your

 

[Sun Ra]

Hey KohPhi - is it true there is a bit of high end pressure on you to reconsider your position on this retirement thing ?

 

[Kilroy]

Hey KohPhi - is it true there is a bit of high end pressure on you to reconsider your position on this retirement thing ?

I am here for this ….. and it is this I am here for.

 

[Supersuns]

Put our your chickens everybody
Vale sweet KohPhi

 

[KohPhi]

***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..


Spending quality time with ex team mates..


Catching up with past adversaries..


Mending bridges with old friends..


I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.




But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..


Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..


But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.




It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.



So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.

 

[serial_thrilla]

What a twist.

 

[Pugsley]

What a twist.

I thought you called him a twat. He is but an extremely loveable one.

 

[Supersuns]

***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..
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Spending quality time with ex team mates..
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Catching up with past adversaries..
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Mending bridges with old friends..
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I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.

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But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..
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Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..
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But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.
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It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.

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So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.

 

[Headless]

 

[serial_thrilla]

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[Supersuns]

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Somehow this is even more erotic

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..
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Spending quality time with ex team mates..
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Catching up with past adversaries..
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Mending bridges with old friends..
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I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.

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But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..
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Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..
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But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.
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It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.

View attachment 1601993

So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.

I don’t usually drink during the week but I’ll make a bloody exception tonight! Best news I’ve heard since NaturalDisaster administration was fired into sun.

See you in the change rooms brother.

 

[Pugsley]

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You should be indulging in another bucket.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

You should be indulging in another bucket.

JennyCraig has failed that lad.

 

[Supersuns]

JennyCraig has failed that lad.

Do I make you randy baby, do I?

 

[Cadsky]

***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..
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Spending quality time with ex team mates..
View attachment 1601983

Catching up with past adversaries..
View attachment 1601968

Mending bridges with old friends..
View attachment 1601965

I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.

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But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..
View attachment 1601984

Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..
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But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.
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It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.

View attachment 1601993

So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.

I called this shit 2 days ago. **** you're a predictable campaigner

Let me guess, kickthething will talk you out of retirement by Tuesday. Where have I seen this before

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I called this s**t 2 days ago. * you're a predictable campaigner

Have a pat.