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***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..
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Spending quality time with ex team mates..
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Catching up with past adversaries..
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Mending bridges with old friends..
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I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.

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But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..
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Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..
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But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.
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It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.

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So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.
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***Breaking News

Good folk of the SFA.
It is with significant excitement and a sense of 'unfinished business' that I announce I will be coming out of retirement to continue my qooty career with the mighty Baghdad Bombers.

This is a decision I have not made lightly.

At first, I really enjoyed the relaxing aspect of no training, no signing hundreds of autographs from my adoring fans..
View attachment 1601970

Spending quality time with ex team mates..
View attachment 1601983

Catching up with past adversaries..
View attachment 1601968

Mending bridges with old friends..
View attachment 1601965

I also embraced my post qooty career, spending time 'giving back' to the community and made me so wealthy.

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But there was something 'missing'.. so I decided to use my honorary degree awarded to me by Tikrit TAFE in IT, and open up a prostate clinic..
View attachment 1601984

Not even that helped. So I turned to partying to fill the void.. hitting all of Baghdad's great clubs..
View attachment 1601973

But that just led to me participating in behaviours of concern, and sadly, I got into a bit of trouble.
View attachment 1601971
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View attachment 1601969

It's then when kickthething and Pugsley came around with some other friends and sorted me out.
They convinced me (it didn't take to much convincing to be honest) that I needed Qootball. And Qootball also, needed me.

View attachment 1601993

So here I am, with my friends and team mates announcing my return to the SFA.

I feel safe and relaxed. It's been a big 3 days.
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The Bombers will be shocked when one day one of them really does retire, and not one poster wishes them well in the future.
We crossed the line
Who pushed who over?
It doesn't matter to you
It matters to me

 
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