telsor
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3) There is also the unfairness of accumulated travel throughout the season. To offset this, from January-August, players from Victorian clubs must also partake in SIX midweek football clinics in Broome, Darwin, Cooktown, Cairns, Townsville, Mackay, Rockhampton, Bundaberg, Mooloolaba, Toowoomba, Ballina, Coffs Harbour, Port Macquarie or Kalgoorlie in order to receive their eligibility to play finals. These must be separate trips to their club's scheduled interstate travel during the home & away season. Flights must originate from Melbourne Airport to these regional centres.
AFL charters planes for all teams for every game to ensure travel time is equal. All teams will take off, and fly around in circles for a duration not less than that of the team that has the longest trip that weekend (if they do need to travel a lesser distance, an indirect route is chosen to meet the time requirements). This must be performed before and after every game and no player may do anything that involves their home between when the 'before' flight departs and the 'after' flight lands.
Of course, as a consequence of this, all WA fans will need to be put into counseling due to the massive hole left in their lives from losing their favorite whinge.
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