Roast Grumpy Old Thread II - the grumpiness continues

[Nate7]

I’m beginning to think Chief is handing them out regardless

So did anyone miss out or is this a case of the Oprahs (everyone gets a prize)?

 

[krakouers]

So did anyone miss out or is this a case of the Oprahs (everyone gets a prize)?

I’m guessing it’s 10 years or something? I’ve seen a few newer people without it

 

[ferball]

They must've ordered too many, I've got one now. Might be we're being taken over by aliens .... surely you blokes remember that show View attachment 1921315

DaVid Icke loves this.

 

[andana]

Looks like a brisbane bears logo. Leftovers?

 

[danj]

Looks like a brisbane bears logo. Leftovers?

It looks Shizenhousen like a pair of weird jocks

 

[Hojuman]

Mr. Whippy Choc-top $7.00 !

When did that happen ? ? ?

 

[danj]

Mr. Whippy Choc-top $7.00 !

When did that happen ? ? ?

Since they released’Two Girls One Cup’?

 

[Hojuman]

Since they released’Two Girls One Cup’?

You're spending too much time with Ferball.

 

[ferball]

You're spending too much time with Ferball.

i've been spending too much time here.

 

[rickety]

Mr. Whippy Choc-top $7.00 !

When did that happen ? ? ?

I was on a train once from York down to Sheffield - 2 young fellas sat opposite, one heads off to the buffet car and comes back with a couple of sangas and 2 beers. Whatever he was charged he weren't happy, said he said to the fella "who are you, Dick Turpin! That's highway robbery mate". Anyway, that's a fave of mine when grumbling about prices, and now my best little mate is banging it out!

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

Mr. Whippy Choc-top $7.00 !

When did that happen ? ? ?

No.

No way.








Hang on, now I think about it, didn't the mafia get involved in that industry a while back?

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I'm not saying which of those companies I have worked for / with over the years, nor which list the places I worked at are on, but I wouldn't trust any of them, nor any media organisation nor any of the banks, airlines or insurance companies, most tradies or most accountants or white collar workers.

 

[DaveyBoy123]

I'm not saying which of those companies I have worked for / with over the years, nor which list the places I worked at are on, but I wouldn't trust any of them, nor any media organisation nor any of the banks, airlines or insurance companies, most tradies or most accountants or white collar workers.

SOS if I get you in the NMFC BF Kris Kringle, I'll head on over to WWE.com and get you one of Stone Cold's many popular t-shirts:



As for the list, it might be an easy guess who, but I work in an industry where the list got a lot of press during the week as 1 of those 20 companies jumped from one side to the other... Let's just say - that from personal experience - it was well warranted. And, in truth, for the most part their previous placing was also mostly well-deserved. Very rare to see such a huge turnaround, but alas...

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

OMG. I just remembered that I had a nightmare last night. It was vivid. One of those ultra-realistic dreams...

I had a coffee and I dunked a scotch finger biscuit into it.

And to make matters worse, a corner fell off the biscuit.

I'm currently traumatised at the though of dunking.

 

[Hojuman]

OMG. I just remembered that I had a nightmare last night. It was vivid. One of those ultra-realistic dreams...

I had a coffee and I dunked a scotch finger biscuit into it.

And to make matters worse, a corner fell off the biscuit.

I'm currently traumatised at the though of dunking.

You know they come " chocolate coated " yeh ?
No corner fall ( maybe some chocolate drip )

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

You know they come " chocolate coated " yeh ?
No corner fall ( maybe some chocolate drip )

I like the biscuits, choc coated or not. I can have one WITH a coffee. But the thought of the dunk is horrifying.

The tim-tam suck thing was very popular where I used to work. I couldn't possibly join in on that.

 

[Nate7]

OMG. I just remembered that I had a nightmare last night. It was vivid. One of those ultra-realistic dreams...

I had a coffee and I dunked a scotch finger biscuit into it.

And to make matters worse, a corner fell off the biscuit.

I'm currently traumatised at the though of dunking.

I had a similar dream/nightmare, minus a few details of yours.

I woke in sweats and couldn't get back to sleep until 5:30.

 

[krakouers]

OMG. I just remembered that I had a nightmare last night. It was vivid. One of those ultra-realistic dreams...

I had a coffee and I dunked a scotch finger biscuit into it.

And to make matters worse, a corner fell off the biscuit.

I'm currently traumatised at the though of dunking.

 

[krakouers]

There must be something in biscuits today, had to get a 3pm sugar fix to end the day, so bought one from the vending machine, sat at the desk to eat it only for it to spontaneously combust in my hands with a chocolate coating and crumbs going everywhere

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

I had a similar dream/nightmare, minus a few details of yours.

I woke in sweats and couldn't get back to sleep until 5:30.

Geezers!

Soggy biscuit dreaming - no wonder you were in a lather!

How annoying is it when you can't sleep all night but roll off into the perfect sleep 10 minutes before the alarm goes off.

 

[SonofSamsquanch]

There must be something in biscuits today, had to get a 3pm sugar fix to end the day, so bought one from the vending machine, sat at the desk to eat it only for it to spontaneously combust in my hands with a chocolate coating and crumbs going everywhere

You're gripping it too hard.

 

[ferball]

I had a similar dream/nightmare, minus a few details of yours.

I woke in sweats and couldn't get back to sleep until 5:30.

Toby Greene won the Kerridge this weekend?

 

[DuckYeah]

This taylor swift shit needs to stop. Its driving me ****ing nuts, they do the film, they did the concert, they bought all the shit, its on the spotify in the car constantly, its now on in the lounge as disney have put it on their stream… MAKE IT STOP!!!!

 

[krakouers]

This taylor swift s*t needs to stop. Its driving me ****** nuts, they do the film, they did the concert, they bought all the s**t, its on the spotify in the car constantly, its now on in the lounge as disney have put it on their stream… MAKE IT STOP!!!!

“You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"”

 

[Disco Dew]

This taylor swift s*t needs to stop. Its driving me ****** nuts, they do the film, they did the concert, they bought all the s**t, its on the spotify in the car constantly, its now on in the lounge as disney have put it on their stream… MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Gotta learn to embrace old boy.