Has anyone shit their pants more than Patrick Cripps in the 2023 prelim.

[Lord_Flashheart]

13 disposals, a dodgy goal.

Absolutely ineffective.

Worst Brownlow medalist since Shane Woewoden.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

enters the chat

Also

1. Cripps kicked 2 goals

2. You barrack for Fold Coast

 

[The Sultan]

 

[Danw0w]

He should hand his brownlow to its rightful owner, Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Charlie Curnow enters the chat

Also

1. Cripps kicked 2 goals

2. You barrack for Fold Coast

He kicked one honest goal.

Enjoy number 29.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You haven't ever even made finals let alone a GF

 

[The_torpedo]

Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

crapped his pants against a bloke who had been shunted to the VFL most of the year

 

[dees arent rabble]

Crazy Vossy says hi

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Don’t care, thread isn’t about Gold Coast. It’s about a shit truck Carlton player that should have turned up when it mattered.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

He should hand his brownlow to its rightful owner, Lachie Neale.

Touk Miller looking on unapprovingly.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Are Charlie and Ed the softest brothers to play the game

 

[Triggering Tiger]

He kicked one honest goal.

Enjoy number 29.

Nice AV..

 

[Chronz]

Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

. Panty Crapper.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

Are Charlie and Ed the softest brothers to play the game

Brayshaws are pretty soft though.

 

[Orange crush]

Are Charlie and Ed the softest brothers to play the game

Ben 'N' Harry

 

[Occidental]

Curnow and Cripps were finals failures. Trade Bait?
Cripps back to W.A, throw in Curnow… and Pick One is yours??

 

[Pistol Night]

Charlie Spargo

9

Charlie Spargo

Age

24

Ht

172cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

5.3

4star

M

3.5

4star

T

2.7

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

6.0

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

1.0

1star

T

0.0

1star

G

0.0

1star

D

13.6

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

6.8

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

but he had a better excuse