Mega Thread Hawfs and Handbaggers monumentally embarrassing 200000 page sh*tfight (Part 6)

[crazywildhorse]

Where'd all the chipper Hawks go?

Back to rebuilding Hawks.

 

[frggr]

That's an excellent avatar you have

 

[crazywildhorse]

That's an excellent avatar you have

I am a big fan of mixed netball. Oh, and you get one also

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Been noticing the Hawfies talk about “the Wizard” and it got me curious about this magical player who gave himself a nickname like that. I don’t know who he is so I looked him up.

Turns out he’s a bog average young midget who has a habit of turning shots at goal into points, I assume that’s why he’s a wizard?

 

[frggr]

Must be ironic like The Wizard in The Wizard of Oz - turns out he's just some loser behind a curtain

 

[STPer18]

Been noticing the Hawfies talk about “the Wizard” and it got me curious about this magical player who gave himself a nickname like that. I don’t know who he is so I looked him up.

Turns out he’s a bog average young midget who has a habit of turning shots at goal into points, I assume that’s why he’s a wizard?

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Must be ironic like The Wizard in The Wizard of Oz - turns out he's just some loser behind a curtain

I read someone on the Main Bored say they thought they were drafting Harry Potter but ended up with Neville Longbottom.

 

[frggr]

The exciting youf gave away 22 unforced errors/turnovers in defence yesterday.

That's the most for any team this year and more than double the average of 9

 

[frggr]

Where's TazHawk15

Suspended last I saw

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Suspended last I saw

Just checked lol

Let's hope Triggering Tiger is suspended again soon and it's bliss for everyone

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

They never learn

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Just checked lol

Let's hope Triggering Tiger is suspended again soon and it's bliss for everyone

Makes me laugh when you can see they were online 15 minutes ago but can’t post because of the suspension.
I’m picturing him sitting their powerless and angry

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Been noticing the Hawfies talk about “the Wizard” and it got me curious about this magical player who gave himself a nickname like that. I don’t know who he is so I looked him up.

Turns out he’s a bog average young midget who has a habit of turning shots at goal into points, I assume that’s why he’s a wizard?

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In a quiet moment before a ball in on the 50 arc in front of where I was (social club side) I let fly on stumpy... "Hey shorta r se! Have you got a note from your mum to say you can play?!"

Must have heard it, would worm it's way into his psyche and trigger his his short man syndrome (which he definitely has)

 

[frggr]

Who needs to languish at the bottom of the ladder to get exciting youf?

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Who needs to languish at the bottom of the ladder to get exciting youf?



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Did we play our cheat code again?

 

[frggr]

Ouf just saw Mitch Lewis has done an ACL - legitimately sorry to hear it given he'd only just come back.

Godspeed on the recovery, Mitch. See ya on Easter Monday 2026!

 

[crazywildhorse]

Who needs to languish at the bottom of the ladder to get exciting youf?



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[crazywildhorse]

Ouf just saw Mitch Lewis has done an ACL - legitimately sorry to hear it given he'd only just come back.

Godspeed on the recovery, Mitch. See ya on Easter Monday 2026!

Can’t tell if love and friendship

 

[crazywildhorse]

Been noticing the Hawfies talk about “the Wizard” and it got me curious about this magical player who gave himself a nickname like that. I don’t know who he is so I looked him up.

Turns out he’s a bog average young midget who has a habit of turning shots at goal into points, I assume that’s why he’s a wizard?

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Unfortunately this is pretty funny, but still

 

[FurTheWin]

Ouf just saw Mitch Lewis has done an ACL - legitimately sorry to hear it given he'd only just come back.

Godspeed on the recovery, Mitch. See ya on Easter Monday 2026!

Yeah, good call.
We might throw a lot of at each other, but Lewis can be a boss FF if he just gets a fair run at it.
Hope you get him sorted.

















Also Hawthorn are stupid and they smell.

 

[Xtreme]

Big rumour going around that Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

48

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

is trying to bring James Hird in as an assistant in 2025.

If so it would be quite apt seeing all of the cheats on the same cow dung stadium.

 

[the avoca drover]

Big rumour going around that Chris Scott is trying to bring James Hird in as an assistant in 2025.

If so it would be quite apt seeing all of the cheats on the same cow dung stadium.

Honest question Ralphy, do you take drugs?

 

[frggr]

Big rumour going around that Chris Scott is trying to bring James Hird in as an assistant in 2025.

If so it would be quite apt seeing all of the cheats on the same cow dung stadium.

Probably in preparation for when Scotty goes to be Tassie's first coach and Hirdy takes over the reigns at the Cattery

 

[Xtreme]

Honest question Ralphy, do you take drugs?

I do not
But that sort of activity goes on down the highway at Geelong!

 

[frggr]

I do not
But that sort of activity goes on down the highway at Geelong!

You should

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Ralph's jokes are about as funny as children's cancer.