Hawfs new CEO tells the Cats to GAGF

[TazHawk15]

Dank wasn't in a position of power, how could he rig a flag? I think what you mean to say is that he cheated us to three flags but not even he could save us losing to the Hawks WHEN IT MATTERED

Yep.

 

[El Dubya]

Yep.

Can't help but admire your consistency. Nobody in history has flogged a dead horse as long as you.

 

[Tiger2709]

Who cares, Geelong and Hawthorn are so yesterday.

 

[TazHawk15]

Can't help but admire your consistency. Nobody in history has flogged a dead horse as long as you.

you seem like a fairly normal person for a Handbagger.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods drop by my place and I will shout you a few cold beers.

Plus we can sit and watch the 1989 and 2008 Grand Finals and reminisce about good times.

 

[TazHawk15]

Who cares, Geelong and Hawthorn are so yesterday.

Show some respect you young scallywag and call them by their right name, it's Handbaggers.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hypocrite.

So facts are a chip on the shoulder now?

Do you know what hypocrite means? How am I not dealing in facts?

We've bought the land and we intend to build on it in the near future. The plans released will mean it's the best facility in the country. And we will own it lock, stock and barrel. What part of that isn't true?

I'm genuinely concerned a few of you Cats fans might explode into a mass of tears and tissues once this facility opens.

A bit like you did when we threepeated.

 

[Down at K Park]

you seem like a fairly normal person for a Handbagger.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods drop by my place and I will shout you a few cold beers.

Plus we can sit and watch the 1989 and 2008 Grand Finals and reminisce about good times.

If would imagine your neck of the woods would be just like deliverance. Only with more incest.

 

[Down at K Park]

Do you know what hypocrite means? How am I not dealing in facts?

We've bought the land and we intend to build on it in the near future. The plans released will mean it's the best facility in the country. And we will own it lock, stock and barrel. What part of that isn't true?

I'm genuinely concerned a few of you Cats fans might explode into a mass of tears and tissues once this facility opens.

A bit like you did when we threepeated.

Intend to build on it lol.

 

[El Dubya]

you seem like a fairly normal person for a Handbagger.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods drop by my place and I will shout you a few cold beers.

Plus we can sit and watch the 1989 and 2008 Grand Finals and reminisce about good times.

 

[99cents]

Mercenary.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Intend to build on it lol.

As I said 15 posts ago - I'll PM you once it kicks off. Not long to wait.

 

[p5ych00n5]

Fanks Whoreks for distracting the handbaggers from their to be perfectly honest tiresome #awayfinalbutbuthomegroundfinal rhetoric they've been spewing since the Tigs went in dry on em

 

[99cents]

Fanks Whoreks for distracting the handbaggers from their to be perfectly honest tiresome #awayfinalbutbuthomegroundfinal rhetoric they've been spewing since the Tigs went in dry on em

Why'd ya bring it up again?

 

[TazHawk15]

you seem like a fairly normal person for a Handbagger.

If you are ever in my neck of the woods drop by my place and I will shout you a few cold beers.

Plus we can sit and watch the 1989 and 2008 Grand Finals and reminisce about good times.

If would imagine your neck of the woods would be just like deliverance.

Hey "Down at cheat park, you are not invited.

While El Dubya would appreciate the sublime skill of Cyril tearing the 3 Handbaggers a newie on the wing in the 08 GF and Stewy Dew putting on a clinic against the pea hearted Handbagger backline, all you would do is cry.

Not to mention me and El Dubya watching on in awe at the courageous Dermie rising from the dead to terrorise the Handbaggers in the 1989 GF, all you would do is cry.

So GTFO you sad campaigner, its just me and my mate El Dubya at this exclusive event.

 

[Down at K Park]

Hey "Down at cheat park, you are not invited.

While El Dubya would appreciate the sublime skill of Cyril tearing the 3 Handbaggers a newie on the wing in the 08 GF and Stewy Dew putting on a clinic against the pea hearted Handbagger backline, all you would do is cry.

Not to mention me and El Dubya watching on in awe at the courageous Dermie rising from the dead to terrorise the Handbaggers in the 1989 GF, all you would do is cry.

So GTFO you sad campaigner, its just me and my mate El Dubya at this exclusive event.

I like the bit where you deleted the bit about incest out of the quote.

And yeah, im shattered. I hope El Dubya is into being made to squeal like a pig, otherwise he’s going to have a bad time

 

[El Dubya]

Hey "Down at cheat park, you are not invited.

While El Dubya would appreciate the sublime skill of Cyril tearing the 3 Handbaggers a newie on the wing in the 08 GF and Stewy Dew putting on a clinic against the pea hearted Handbagger backline, all you would do is cry.

Not to mention me and El Dubya watching on in awe at the courageous Dermie rising from the dead to terrorise the Handbaggers in the 1989 GF, all you would do is cry.

So GTFO you sad campaigner, its just me and my mate El Dubya at this exclusive event.

I've met Dermie on more than one occasion and he's less of a prick in real life than he is on TV. Also, he gives away a lot of cocaine.

 

[TazHawk15]

I've met Dermie on more than one occasion and he's less of a prick in real life than he is on TV. Also, he gives away a lot of cocaine.

Cocaine is of no use to the masses down at Handbagger town, it's all ice ice baby.

 

[Down at K Park]

Cocaine is of no use to the masses down at Handbagger town, it's all ice ice baby.

And tassie is all hillbilly heroin i’ll bet.

 

[99cents]

The Greatest Ever Grand Final Grimace bar none.



Should be a medal for it every year.

PS Can we start talking about the fact that Dermy overstated his injury in this match?
The double leg kick on the ground while prostrate thing makes no sense- if you watch the replay at worst he's winded.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Fanks Whoreks for distracting the handbaggers from their to be perfectly honest tiresome #awayfinalbutbuthomegroundfinal rhetoric they've been spewing since the Tigs went in dry on em

 

[p5ych00n5]

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Oh dear, that's my new account, my old account was tied to a now null and void email address, but nice try

 

[p5ych00n5]

Why'd ya bring it up again?

Meh, masochism probably

 

[TazHawk15]

And tassie is all hillbilly heroin i’ll bet.

Never start a sentence with And, you dumb as dogshit Handbagger Minnow.

 

[Down at K Park]

The Greatest Ever Grand Final Grimace bar none.

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Should be a medal for it every year.

PS Can we start talking about the fact that Dermy overstated his injury in this match?
The double leg kick on the ground while prostrate thing makes no sense- if you watch the replay at worst he's winded.

His buttplug probably slipped out. And it was probably named dermie.

 

[Down at K Park]

Never start a sentence with And, you dumb as dogshit Handbagger Minnow.

And shut up you inbred pos.