Headlines you would like to see next year???

[The Uncle]

Stolen from another team but seemed like good fun at this time of the year. So what are come clever headlines you would "like" to see in the papers next year???

Melbourne wins with Bl-Ease

Carlton's season Gawn, As young Melbourne ruckman dominates

Collingwood doesn't know Watts hit them, As jack kicks 8

Melbourne's season ends with a Sylvia lining as the young midfielder wins the Brownlow

 

[richskee]

Jack in the Watts

Back in Black, Jurrah kicks 10

 

[Supermercado]

Judd, Warnock and Johnson end careers in triple knee/face injury tragedy.

There's nowhere near enough pun for the Herald Sun but it's a personal fantasy.

How about BROCK AND ROLL - McLean and Blues rumbled by resurgent Redlegs.

 

[Higgs Boson]

About round 18:

Bailey's cream rises to the top

 

[omit]

Turtle and the Wiz

It's a Grand Old Flag: Melbourne win their first premiership since 1964

 

[Buddha117]

Australia stops as Jurrah kicks 12

Its very well possible, I rekon he'll do it one day

 

[FOOOOTY]

Watts The Matter With Collingwood.

*Jack kicks 9 in a 80 point demolishion*

 

[FOOOOTY]

Sillyvia

*Colin left unchecked to gather 40 disposals and kick 5 vs Carlton*

 

[cannons]

New-ton

*Melbourne forward Michael Newton kicked his 100th goal for the season in their round 22 win over North Melbourne*

 

[RandB]

At some stage there may be an opportunity to get "Strauss" and "waltz" in the same sentence. May have been more likely if he played up forward though.

 

[raymagoo]

Andrew Lovett in jail again for sexual harrassment after mistaking Jack Watts for Naomi Watts!

Demon Star Brad Miller wins final off his own boot in this years season of dancing with the stars

 

[Sculls]

"Bay 13 thrown into chaos as Jack Watts wins coleman".

" 22 in a row for the mighty dees!"

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

"Bay 13 thrown into chaos as Jack Watts wins coleman".

hehe.

WATTS THE MATTER EDDIE?

-Eddie Mcguire suffers minor stroke as Jack Watts beats off 3 taggers.

FRIN!

-Jurrah better then cyril.

PAUL JOHNSON IS NO LONGER SHIT!

STYNES BEATS CANCER.

THE GREEN MILE

-Brad Green kicks goal from center square- subbiaco

 

[The Dr]

hehe.

WATTS THE MATTER EDDIE?

-Eddie Mcguire suffers minor stroke as Jack Watts beats off 3 taggers.

FRIN!

-Jurrah better then cyril.

PAUL JOHNSON IS NO LONGER SHIT!

STYNES BEATS CANCER.

THE GREEN MILE

-Brad Green kicks goal from center square- subbiaco

Probably could've worded that a little better....

 

[Supermercado]

Well it would be some kind of story.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

Well it would be some kind of story.

It's gotta be a better story then 'Jack Watts injured by Malbro'.

I'd fix it but from all we hear on 'The Bay', its rather fitting

 

[Capt_Concussion]

Melbourne wins a game!

 

[WATTStheMATTER]

ive seen watts the matter a few times (like my name)

1200 Killer-Watts

Watts kicks 12

 

[Andy_Mac]

Andrew Lovett in jail again for sexual harrassment after mistaking Jack Watts for Naomi Watts!

Demon Star Brad Miller wins final off his own boot in this years season of dancing with the stars

I smell jealousy raymangoo?

Brock McLean found guilty of... oh wait that already happened

 

[Demon 16]

Watts Bags Another 10!

 

[chopper41]

Chopper41 kicks 12 and KO's Franklin.

 

[Demon 16]

Naitanui ruptures both ACL's in freak injury.

 

[Demon 86]

Naitanui ruptures both ACL's in freak injury.

Really?

Why would anyone want that?

Bad Karma sir!

 

[cannons]

Naitanui ruptures both ACL's in freak injury.

That's a bit rough, maybe just one of them

 

[The Dr]

That's a bit rough, maybe just one of them

I'm assuming D 16 are just having a bit of fun, but in all seriousness I am really looking forward to seeing Nic Nat's progress this year.

He has the ability to be something rather special - not that I'd swap Jack Watts for him though!