Headlines you would like to see....

[lazy]

OK, to play you have to pick actual headline but then change it to what you would like to see..

eg. KANE JOHNSON CAUGHT URINATING

What I would like to see....

KANE JOHNSON GIVES COPS A GOLDEN SHOWER

 

[sunnyTEE]

Massive. Success.

 

[PoidaCat]

"CARLTON CAUGHT TANKING!"

should read

"ACTUALLY, CARLTANK ARE JUST SHIT!"

 

[Sanecow]

Post the one with the rod!

 

[PoidaCat]

IN ROD WE TRUST

Should be


IN ROD WE TRUST

 

[FieryNayta]

"MY SON'S AN IDIOT"

changed to

"APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE"

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

Bomber Thompson - we've got a lot of work to do to catch up with those Mighty Fighting Hawks.

 

[Glorious couch life]

Actual headline:
WALLACE: "Our 5 year plan is on track".

What it should read:
WALLACE: "Nathan Brown and I get our balls botoxed at the same salon".

 

[Look2Me4Guidance]

This thread is poo.

Should be read as:

Poo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This thread.

 

[bob_neil]

Headline:
HAWKS ON TOP

What it should read:
GIVE IT A COUPLE OF WEEKS BEFORE GETTING TOO EXCITED

 

[Neville Bartos]

exclusive: Sun Found Shining Out Of Geelong Supporter's Arse

tomahawk's Pain: Football Was Easier When I Played Against Kids Half My Weight

matthew No Knight In Shining Army

 

[Glorious couch life]

This thread is poo.

Should be read as:

Poo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This thread.

Well, instead of just smelling funny why you come up with a humourous thread to have us all in stitches?

 

[PoidaCat]

strike 3 : You're Out!

 

[Glorious couch life]

BAILEY: "I thought dropping Yze would make us at least a 15 goal better side".

 

[WA ROO]

INJUCTION EXTENSION DENIED

 

[fishguts]

DEES ARE THE NEW FITZROY

Should Be

DEES ARE THE NEW SKI INSTRUCTORS AT MT HOTHAM

 

[Geoffa32]

YEAR OF THE CROW

2008 Premiers

 

[fishguts]

YEAR OF THE COW

Munallita returns for biggest gainer cameo

Thats a tad more realistic.

 

[Braun_2_B_Wild]

KANGAROOS HAVE 28,000 MEMBERS

Should Be

KANGAROOS HAVE 10,000 MEMBERS AND 18,000 PEOPLE THAT HAVE MADE A ONE OFF DONATION = STILL DEAD

 

[Cuzz09]

Thats a tad more realistic.

huh?

 

[huggy_b]

huh?

fishguts = chubby chaser.


just leave it alone and step away from the thread is the best advice I can give you.

 

[fishguts]

huh?

Munallita from the biggest loser, she has the nickname cow and she has put on weight since she was on the show last year.

 

[Geoffa32]

Munallita from the biggest loser, she has the nickname cow and she has put on weight since she was on the show last year.

Great Reference.....How mnay footy people do you think watch the biggest loser???

 

[Kittenish]

"Goodes faces Ban"

to

"Goodes admits to bi-polar disorder and ordered by AFL Judiciary to attend counselling before he hurts some innocent little animal.. Wait, he did that just last weekend."

"No I in Geelong".

to

"There's an E in Ablett, an E in Mooney and a G in Ling as well as in Geelong."

 

[fishguts]

Great Reference.....How mnay footy people do you think watch the biggest loser???

You would, half of them are red necks, BTW its that, ACA, H&A.

You pick.

P.s Laughing at fat people crying is funny.