gavaniacono
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Heppell suing Essendon
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We sure have a battle on our hands to keep these players.
How are we gonna do it when we have to negotiate seven-figure payouts with them… that don’t fall into the salary cap…
Ohhhhhhhh right
How are we gonna do it when we have to negotiate seven-figure payouts with them… that don’t fall into the salary cap…
Ohhhhhhhh right
Chopper(Essendon): Look. The bloke's(Heppell) been me best mate since 1975. We've had our fallouts from time to time, it's no big deal. Y'know, it's like... if ya mum stabs ya, whaddya do? Y-ya don't get upset. Ya don't get angry, ya go, "Shit, mum's stabbed me, I better get off to the hospital."
Not bad either considering an insurance company is paying their salaries.
Wow.....
So many grammatical errors! You should never type the word "and" after you use a comma, everybody knows that.
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And the stupidest post today medal goes right there^.
dunno, maybe you should mail them a HTB membership pack and see if that works out for you?
Never heard of an Oxford comma (although that is not what our "navy seal" used)?
http://grammar.wikia.com/wiki/Oxford_comma
MaddAdam
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Would have him at North. Could play the Farren Ray role.
Run out of We love Bruce tshirts I hear
smasha
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Richmond announce they are after him.
Nano second later,every other club joins in.
Nano second later,every other club joins in.
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Then chooses pies because they have a better list
smasha
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Eddie arranging thirty jobs for Heppell's family as we speak.
Dixie Flatline
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Devonport (Dive-)Bombers
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We already destroyed North Melbourne's relocation plans once. You want us to mark the 100th anniversary of that by doing it again?
It'd be funny but come on, have a heart.
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Bahahahahahaha
“GENIUS!!! WHY THE HELL DIDN’T WE THINK OF THAT!!??”
… says every insurance salesman ever.
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Big call… but this may be my favourite HTB cage thread ever.
It has a nice mix of genuinely funny jokes… along with several enlightening discoveries of the kind you make every time you enter the HTB.
Such as supposed experts who didn’t even know that professional liability insurance existed – that insurance that basically every business on the planet has.
Rolled gold in here.
It has a nice mix of genuinely funny jokes… along with several enlightening discoveries of the kind you make every time you enter the HTB.
Such as supposed experts who didn’t even know that professional liability insurance existed – that insurance that basically every business on the planet has.
Rolled gold in here.
Linda_Lovelace
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In reality he is suing the insurer. Probably works out better for the club, the save the money.
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though I assumed they would have liability insurance is it clear that they would pay out in this scenario.
Insurers don't like sharing there money and if there is a loophole for not paying they would find it.
This was not accidental or negligence.
Insurers don't like sharing there money and if there is a loophole for not paying they would find it.
This was not accidental or negligence.
Is it an automatic renewal or do we have to reapply each year? I hope they have a scarf in the pack. My tiger's scarf looks like it may be packed away early this year...
Linda_Lovelace
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Only issue will be whether the insurance company tries to use an exclusion clause. As they were found guilty by WADA of taking banned substances they may try and weasel out of it. If it was Comminsurance, its all over, they don't even pay out dead people!
