Hey Tassie Poo N Wee Come at us Brahs!

[KardiniaPark]

I just looked at the games for this weekend and was surprised to see the Might Cats were playing The Hawthfag Poo N Wee Injunction Gay Clothes Designer Football Club this week. It was quite a surprise as I have only seen the Poo N Wee play twice this year and they lost both times, I had just assumed they were still hungover

Why UMAD Jeff? Oh well probably time to go home anyway hey champ. Ordinary 2 faced scumbag like the rest of you ferals.

Their new slogan has obviously done wonders for them : 'Lets play football like we **** each other - Hard and Fast' Interesting direction from Hawthfag but it seems to have worked which is hardly surprising as I have seen numbers to the effect that most of their supporters are complete Jessies.

Oh btw Hawf, Happy 1000th anniversary since your last tainted win against the cats you mongrel *****. Enjoy your flogging in the wet you bunch of ****ing **********s!

Brad Sewer LOLOLOLOL

 

[T2B_]

LOL great thread

 

[KardiniaPark]

I have a joke guyz! ROFLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

[11sjw]

I just looked at the games for this weekend and was surprised to see the Might Cats were playing .....

Bandwagon jumping ****. Follow your team more closely and with some semblance of regular interest and you would've known this game was on from a long way out.

 

[philohk]

If my club had only won 8 flags and was a founding member I'd be scared too. And that's including your unbelievable greatest-team-ever-saved-football-OMFG-modern-dynasty of a whopping two. Don't worry brah, we'll try and be gentle.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Bandwagon jumping ****. Follow your team more closely and with some semblance of regular interest and you would've known this game was on from a long way out.

Just out of interest brah do you think the below guy would be a fair representation of how the Melb/Hawf merger would have worked out?

Oh dear I hope you are counting your blessings it didnt go thru.

 

[Upgrayedd]

I have a joke guyz! ROFLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I Cans plays Grand Finals Plz?

 

[hawkman]

I have a joke guyz! ROFLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Here is a funnier one

 

[KardiniaPark]

Stokes is by far the worst footballer i have known, Plus his stuff is C grade crap

Ridiculous statement when you have Jordan Lisle on your list. Oh my

Watch this - You can actually see the exact moment he shits himself as he is walking up to kick

[youtube]C1oIV6pzA14[/youtube]

 

[KardiniaPark]

Here is a funnier one

Sweet. Tomahawk loves a feed. Have you seen the new David Hale doll? Available from the club from 9am tomorrow, they wont last!

 

[Werewolf]

 

[TeamThatSavedAFL]

Stokes is by far the worst footballer i have known, Plus his stuff is C grade crap

Averages more disposals and more goals than Cyril in regular season, finals and games between Geelong and Hawthorn.

Cyril does more 360's though

 

[KardiniaPark]

Yes he has the worst name I have ever seen ...anywhere ...but he makes a good point. U MAD Hawf?

Probably difficult for Thyril to get too many touches as its very hard to run all day saying left, right, left, right. That crazy Thyril

 

[chefmeister]

Bandwagon jumping ****. Follow your team more closely and with some semblance of regular interest and you would've known this game was on from a long way out.

Stokes is by far the worst footballer i have known, Plus his stuff is C grade crap

How well do you know him..?
Better than Ryan Clangermkers..??

Player Statistics Comparison
Ryan Schoenmakers	Mathew Stokes
Hawthorn Hawks		Geelong Cats
Defender		Forward

2011	Stats for Season	2011
8	Games	19
9.4	Kicks Per Game	9.9
4.4	Handballs Per Game	11.1
13.8	Disposals Per Game	21.0
5.5	Marks Per Game	4.7
0	Goals Per Game	1.4
0	Behinds Per Game	0.7
2.6	Tackles Per Game	3.2
0.2	Hitouts Per Game	0
2.1	Inside 50s Per Game	3.0
0.2	Goal Assists Per Game	0.8
0.2	Goals Contributed Per Game	2.2
0.5	Frees For Per Game	1.2
1.2	Frees Against Per Game	0.6
$223,900	Dream Team Price	$303,100
60.9	Dream Team Score Per Game	86.8
$263,600	Supercoach Price	$374,500
64.1	Supercoach Score Per Game	89.3

WOW, clangers leads in marks and hit outs over a guy who stands 16cms shorter than himself.
Oh wait, Clangers also leads in frees against.

lol, maybe you should get to know the boyz a little better before you present yourself so willingly next time...

2011 season averages...

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Stokes is by far the worst footballer i have known, Plus his stuff is C grade crap

Averages more disposals and more goals than Cyril in regular season, finals and games between Geelong and Hawthorn.

Cyril does more 360's though

Lol, that's the definition of self pwnage right there

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Best pics ever

 

[Neville Bartos]

This thread is genuine proof of why nobody likes Geelong fans on the bay. Instead of decent banter it's just the same old boring "U mad?" and "Dis gonna be good" crap that most 15 year-olds would be embarassed by.

 

[chefmeister]

This thread is a great example of how you can only reply to what is being presented...

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

This thread is genuine proof of why nobody likes Geelong fans on the bay. Instead of decent banter it's just the same old boring "U mad?" and "Dis gonna be good" crap that most 15 year-olds would be embarassed by.

Nah, they don't like us coz they mad brah!

 

[Collins-Langford-Ayres]

OP,

Am all for a bit of Tankers, Bummers, Westcoke, etc.

But the poo n wee stuff implies you are an eight year old.

If that's the case, then, please, be our guest and keep up the good work. If not, it just may be time to get your game face on and up the quality.

Sincere regards,

Collins-Langford-Ayres

 

[jethro11]

This thread is great

 

[KardiniaPark]

OP,

Am all for a bit of Tankers, Bummers, Westcoke, etc.

But the poo n wee stuff implies you are an eight year old.

If that's the case, then, please, be our guest and keep up the good work. If not, it just may be time to get your game face on and up the quality.

Sincere regards,

Collins-Langford-Ayres

You seem offended?

Understandable when you go from Collins-Langford-Ayres to Stratton-Shoenclangers-Murphy.

Just out of interest B13 who would you go first?

Lily Hale

OR

Mrs Harvey, I assume it is some kind of Yak with a makeover?

Would Go Mrs Hale, Wild Goth Bisches ftw

 

[KardiniaPark]

TODAY is the day you bunch of spineless ****ing **********s! Feel the wrath of the GFC you ****ing fairys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AC for PM]

12 hours 17 minutes 14 seconds until thread is bumped by Hawks fans

 

[KardiniaPark]

Hawks fans wont be back on the bay after this caning

1000 days Bisches!