Optimax
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Chris Bryan always rates a mention with my female friends
Must be the bad boy look lol
Must be the bad boy look lol
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^^Opti they must like the rugged handsome types like myself then
Beams is a cutie.
N. Brown, Rusling, Cloke, Thomas, Dick, Medhurst, Clarke, Didak, Macaffer, O'Brien, Swan, Wellingham, Pendlebury..... I pretty much think all the players are hotties lol
N. Brown, Rusling, Cloke, Thomas, Dick, Medhurst, Clarke, Didak, Macaffer, O'Brien, Swan, Wellingham, Pendlebury..... I pretty much think all the players are hotties lol
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Meds and Caff have been my faves for a couple of years now... i miss Taz
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thanks for the picture of brownie snag! he is a hottie!
now, before i begin my take on the hotties i need to ask a question...
is this a general hottness thread or just one about collingwood players?
anyways, i'll begin with the collingwood boys.
macaffer is hot! with arms like those, it doesn't matter if you are 'thinning' on top.
his guns are WOW, just WOW for someone his age...oh imagine being held in those arms....amazing!
also, stay away from my boy didaka! i mean it! he is MINE....and i will fight to the end for him!
now i move on to rusling...ah, yes. THE RUS! another pies boy with AMAZING arms.
i'm sure even the male supporters can agree that his guns are just as HOT and WOW
as the caff's. rusling also rates pretty highly on my all around hottness scale...he has
a very attractive face/bone structure, his complexion is very nice (quite a tanned little hottie!) and the rus is also just a very handsome male as a whole. OK, PICTURE TIME!
*please take note of his amazing arms and colour of his skin
....now i move on to the new kid on the block dayne beams. he is the unconventional hottie on our list. those tatts add an almost 'bad boy' factor (gotta love the bad ones) which adds to little beamsy's appeal. also, dayne has his VERY nice set of abs which work in his favour.
oh, and he has hot arms too...
*to be continued...
now, before i begin my take on the hotties i need to ask a question...
is this a general hottness thread or just one about collingwood players?
anyways, i'll begin with the collingwood boys.
macaffer is hot! with arms like those, it doesn't matter if you are 'thinning' on top.
his guns are WOW, just WOW for someone his age...oh imagine being held in those arms....amazing!
also, stay away from my boy didaka! i mean it! he is MINE....and i will fight to the end for him!
now i move on to rusling...ah, yes. THE RUS! another pies boy with AMAZING arms.
i'm sure even the male supporters can agree that his guns are just as HOT and WOW
as the caff's. rusling also rates pretty highly on my all around hottness scale...he has
a very attractive face/bone structure, his complexion is very nice (quite a tanned little hottie!) and the rus is also just a very handsome male as a whole. OK, PICTURE TIME!
*please take note of his amazing arms and colour of his skin
....now i move on to the new kid on the block dayne beams. he is the unconventional hottie on our list. those tatts add an almost 'bad boy' factor (gotta love the bad ones) which adds to little beamsy's appeal. also, dayne has his VERY nice set of abs which work in his favour.
oh, and he has hot arms too...
*to be continued...
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alrighty, i will continue on my take of the collingwood hotties.
now i shall discuss the real 'bad boys' (former bad boys, i should say) of the club.
with their mischievous and rebellious streak it is hard to dislike them....this also plays a big part in us forgiving them!
i present you with bad boy no.1 ALAN DIDAK! some may say he is on the 'hairy-ish' side (just look at his arms) but with his history and reputation it just makes dids more manly i guess and hot! he pulls off the facial hair/stubble VERY well in my opinion.
alan also has a very nice looking face too! additionally, his 'european' look
is hot!
now, i move on to bad boy no.2 DANE SWAN. along with little beamsy, the tatts add to swanny's appeal. also swan's attractiveness is also generated by his ability to play well.
this helps, as because dane accumulates so much of the ball, we see him more...thus, it is easier to see his hottness. his bone structure in his face is also hot!!!
^ hot tatttoed arm (as well as beamsy's!)
...and bad boy no.3 HEATH SHAW. heathy has the cute factor going for him and also his apparent humourous/talkative nature adds to his hottness (his cheekiness you could say). he seems like the type that would make you laugh for hours, therefore he is an automatic inclusion into the hotties list.
he also has nice blue eyes too!
*to be continued
now i shall discuss the real 'bad boys' (former bad boys, i should say) of the club.
with their mischievous and rebellious streak it is hard to dislike them....this also plays a big part in us forgiving them!
i present you with bad boy no.1 ALAN DIDAK! some may say he is on the 'hairy-ish' side (just look at his arms) but with his history and reputation it just makes dids more manly i guess and hot! he pulls off the facial hair/stubble VERY well in my opinion.
alan also has a very nice looking face too! additionally, his 'european' look
is hot!
now, i move on to bad boy no.2 DANE SWAN. along with little beamsy, the tatts add to swanny's appeal. also swan's attractiveness is also generated by his ability to play well.
this helps, as because dane accumulates so much of the ball, we see him more...thus, it is easier to see his hottness. his bone structure in his face is also hot!!!
^ hot tatttoed arm (as well as beamsy's!)
...and bad boy no.3 HEATH SHAW. heathy has the cute factor going for him and also his apparent humourous/talkative nature adds to his hottness (his cheekiness you could say). he seems like the type that would make you laugh for hours, therefore he is an automatic inclusion into the hotties list.
he also has nice blue eyes too!
*to be continued
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now, i shall move on to a female favourite. Paul Medhurst.
meddy has quite a few things going for him which add to his hottness factor.
he seems cheeky sometimes (always cute/fun) his stuble and facial hair is hot...
i belive that medhurst pulls it off VERY well and also his hairstyle is hot!
overall, it is evident that paul is one attractive man. PICTURE TIME!!!!
aw, he is with a little boy! (his nephew i think) this shows his softer side.
paul is also looking HOT in his black polo top...
his love of cats also accentuates his softer side which results in an automatic increase in hottness.
^ evidence of meddy's hot stuble
meddy has quite a few things going for him which add to his hottness factor.
he seems cheeky sometimes (always cute/fun) his stuble and facial hair is hot...
i belive that medhurst pulls it off VERY well and also his hairstyle is hot!
overall, it is evident that paul is one attractive man. PICTURE TIME!!!!
aw, he is with a little boy! (his nephew i think) this shows his softer side.
paul is also looking HOT in his black polo top...
his love of cats also accentuates his softer side which results in an automatic increase in hottness.
^ evidence of meddy's hot stuble
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aw, he is with a little boy! (his nephew i think) this shows his softer side.
paul is also looking HOT in his black polo top...
It's his brother.
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AND THE HONOURABLE MENTIONS GO TO......
nathan brown: hot body, VERY WOW/HOT arms
chris dawes: hot lisp and a nice big body, strong arms
marty clarke: (nooo! he is leaving!) overall a cutie! also, his irish accent was very cute
kevin dyas: refer to above comment
harry o'brien: hot because he seems like an intelligent and well-rounded individual
sharrod wellingham: nice facial/bone structure, a bad boy too!
travis cloke: nice big body/arms, a friendly giant (cute lisp-like thing as well!)
rookie jarryd blair: hot blue eyes, high cuteness factor, muscely for a little one too!
luke rounds: nice tanned skin as potential to be even hotter in the future
ummm...and to leon davis, john mccarthy, anick maxwell, tyson goldsack, john anthony,
scott pendlebury, shane o'bree, shannon cox, dale thomas, anthony corrie, cam wood,
ben reid, steele sidebottom, tarkyn lockyer, josh fraser,
ben johnson, jarrad blight,
danny stanley, ryan cook, brad dick, alan toovey, simon prestigiacomo, anthony rocca and chris bryan
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for being a part of the club!
nathan brown: hot body, VERY WOW/HOT arms
chris dawes: hot lisp and a nice big body, strong arms
marty clarke: (nooo! he is leaving!) overall a cutie! also, his irish accent was very cute
kevin dyas: refer to above comment
harry o'brien: hot because he seems like an intelligent and well-rounded individual
sharrod wellingham: nice facial/bone structure, a bad boy too!
travis cloke: nice big body/arms, a friendly giant (cute lisp-like thing as well!)
rookie jarryd blair: hot blue eyes, high cuteness factor, muscely for a little one too!
luke rounds: nice tanned skin as potential to be even hotter in the future
ummm...and to leon davis, john mccarthy, anick maxwell, tyson goldsack, john anthony,
scott pendlebury, shane o'bree, shannon cox, dale thomas, anthony corrie, cam wood,
ben reid, steele sidebottom, tarkyn lockyer, josh fraser,
ben johnson, jarrad blight,
danny stanley, ryan cook, brad dick, alan toovey, simon prestigiacomo, anthony rocca and chris bryan
i guess you all get a big
for being a part of the club!
Beamsygirl.... Just one thing, how old are you?
lol
lol
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oh, thanks shellz!
i knew it must have been his little nephew / little bro or something like that!
and WHOOPS! i forgot to list leigh brown on my 'big thumps up' list.
sorry! so now you leroy are fortunate enough to get your own discussion.
well, leigh brown is nice and big! he seems like a huggable kind of guy, like a big
teddy bear and he has lovely blue eyes....i guess.
i knew it must have been his little nephew / little bro or something like that!
and WHOOPS! i forgot to list leigh brown on my 'big thumps up' list.
sorry! so now you leroy are fortunate enough to get your own discussion.
well, leigh brown is nice and big! he seems like a huggable kind of guy, like a big
teddy bear and he has lovely blue eyes....i guess.
His brother's a ranga?It's his brother.
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I'll take a punt and say that it's only his half brother!
Optimax
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LEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh, thanks shellz!
i knew it must have been his little nephew / little bro or something like that!
and WHOOPS! i forgot to list leigh brown on my 'big thumps up' list.
sorry! so now you leroy are fortunate enough to get your own discussion.
well, leigh brown is nice and big! he seems like a huggable kind of guy, like a big
teddy bear and he has lovely blue eyes....i guess.
sorry even i have a man crush on this bloke
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LEROY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry even i have a man crush on this bloke
hahah, optimax
leroy...i felt really bad that i forgot to add him on the 'others' list so i gave him some special beasmygirl comments.
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LMAOhahah, optimax
i felt really bad that i forgot to add him on the 'others' list so i gave him some special beasmygirl comments.
I dont actually see why he is attractive but he is a top bloke lol
Also whats with girls and big arms and shoulders ala Caff/brown/rus etc
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big arms and shoulders are just HOT optimax!
i guess every girl loves the idea that a guy could hold her in his amazing arms, maybe for a sense of security...
i guess every girl loves the idea that a guy could hold her in his amazing arms, maybe for a sense of security...
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hmm you'd think at 22 i'd know such a thing lmao
im gonna say your probably right on the security thing, itske the one thing ive ever had going for me
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Stuff that! Imagine how hard he could punch the scary guys??
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yet i always get told not to fight
In fact my ex was majorly into not letting me get involved in any physical confrontations "opti" you are better then that, or some shit
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yep, that is another reason for the love of big arms...but it only works in theory. i would hate it if my guy got into a fight! even though it would still be very hot if they did, i wouldn't want to risk them getting hurt.
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Snag Breac
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Exactly. It's a fantasy that belongs between the pages of a Mills & Boon. Violence is the ugliest thing on earth, and to see someone you love involved in it is soul-shredding.
On a happier note, enjoy this wallpaper of Kevin Dyas. We won't need it now.
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Something with a touch of class.
n00dz!
