Tomorrows game will be remembered as one of the great tragedies of human history, when the umps ream us so hard that the live broadcast will have to be shut down so the masses don't see the ultimate display of match-fixing.
Prediction how many more free kicks and 50m stand rule penalties will the dogs receive on friday night ?
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Reckon we should just throw it American football style instead of handball and turn the game into a complete farce. We'll give away hundreds of frees and get smashed on the scoreboard but it would worth it coz the AFL would hate it. They would **** us over even more after that but who ****ing cares. The whole thing is a farce anyway.
It's a huge game for the umps, basically an elimination final for them, so I heard they made the call to rest their goat O'Gorman for this one
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Spot on mate get rid hanball rule altogether the umpires have all but done that with the aid of the commentators , Teddy Whitten must be pissing himself from laughter in his grave
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More and more people are realizing it’s match fixing keep up the fight get rid of Cheating Australian sports officials
20-8 favouring the Bulldogs
(mirroring the free kick count in the 2016 GF, just for the LOLs)
(mirroring the free kick count in the 2016 GF, just for the LOLs)
gonna be like an aching mass on that field tonite with the scumps....a mass-acher
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hopefully we are 6 or 7 goals up or even if we are 6 or 7 goals down with 2 minutes to go
then what fun it would be for the richmond/bulldog boys to kick their last 4 OR 5 KICKS at right angles ......BANG
40 metres over the fence into the stands as a form of protest on how tedious and corrupt the game has become
then what fun it would be for the richmond/bulldog boys to kick their last 4 OR 5 KICKS at right angles ......BANG
40 metres over the fence into the stands as a form of protest on how tedious and corrupt the game has become
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It’s the ones they don’t pay that kill us as much as the oppo all you can eat lunch.
Tonight's game really should be R rated with the amount of reaming predicted. I for one, am looking forward to it.
I'm going out on a limb, after last weeks rogering at the hands of the untouchables the AFL will instruct them to go easy on Richmond this week, so I'm predicting dogs 23 frees to Richmond 17
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I expect a 30% upswing in the free kicks paid to Footscray.
Has O'Gorman and DeBoy been rushed into proceedings for tonight? It is not the number of free kicks that can often contribute to losses, it is where they are paid and also the time they are paid. The Demons game is a perfect example. 5 Goals from incorrect interpretations by the men in phlegm, at 3 crucial times - which turned the game. But the free kick count was very close in the end.
I was thinking the other day - When was the last time we were able to say "we had the rub of the green" ? Compare that to a Pies, Cats, Dogs, Dees and interstate home game teams against us ? How about the Dogs players running out tonight knowing the umps have their backs ?
Usual crap will happen - a high standard game where we will miss golden opportunities through poor conversion early on and once we have a decent lead the flopping Weighman and "chopping of the arms" Naughton will have their allotment of freebies while Jack at the other end will have his jumper stretched up 3 sizes, tackled around the neck and have his arms basically amputated and get NOTHING... The men in phlegm will pay 3-4 50M penalties for indiscretions not paid all year - until this game.
If we do win, it will be the best win of the year as we have no hope if we don't - so expect the ARC system to be well tuned with the photoshopped "snickometer" to help the Dogs in every way...
If we get half the frees the dogs get tonight - I'd consider that an honorable loss...
I was thinking the other day - When was the last time we were able to say "we had the rub of the green" ? Compare that to a Pies, Cats, Dogs, Dees and interstate home game teams against us ? How about the Dogs players running out tonight knowing the umps have their backs ?
Usual crap will happen - a high standard game where we will miss golden opportunities through poor conversion early on and once we have a decent lead the flopping Weighman and "chopping of the arms" Naughton will have their allotment of freebies while Jack at the other end will have his jumper stretched up 3 sizes, tackled around the neck and have his arms basically amputated and get NOTHING... The men in phlegm will pay 3-4 50M penalties for indiscretions not paid all year - until this game.
If we do win, it will be the best win of the year as we have no hope if we don't - so expect the ARC system to be well tuned with the photoshopped "snickometer" to help the Dogs in every way...
If we get half the frees the dogs get tonight - I'd consider that an honorable loss...
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I can’t recall us having the rub of the green and I’m an old campaignerHas O'Gorman and DeBoy been rushed into proceedings for tonight? It is not the number of free kicks that can often contribute to losses, it is where they are paid and also the time they are paid. The Demons game is a perfect example. 5 Goals from incorrect interpretations by the men in phlegm, at 3 crucial times - which turned the game. But the free kick count was very close in the end.
I was thinking the other day - When was the last time we were able to say "we had the rub of the green" ? Compare that to a Pies, Cats, Dogs, Dees and interstate home game teams against us ? How about the Dogs players running out tonight knowing the umps have their backs ?
Usual crap will happen - a high standard game where we will miss golden opportunities through poor conversion early on and once we have a decent lead the flopping Weighman and "chopping of the arms" Naughton will have their allotment of freebies while Jack at the other end will have his jumper stretched up 3 sizes, tackled around the neck and have his arms basically amputated and get NOTHING... The men in phlegm will pay 3-4 50M penalties for indiscretions not paid all year - until this game.
If we do win, it will be the best win of the year as we have no hope if we don't - so expect the ARC system to be well tuned with the photoshopped "snickometer" to help the Dogs in every way...
If we get half the frees the dogs get tonight - I'd consider that an honorable loss...
in golfing terms that would be about par, but I doubt if we have got 17 free kicks all year.I'm going out on a limb, after last weeks rogering at the hands of the untouchables the AFL will instruct them to go easy on Richmond this week, so I'm predicting dogs 23 frees to Richmond 17
Umps wont let us get 6 or 7 goals up, every time we get 4 goals up they make up a free and 50m penalty to get the other team back in it.
We won't cop even one fifty metres for the stand rule tonight.
You heard it here first.
However, we will cop a 50 for running within the protected zone and we will give away multiple goals from head high frees even though the Dogs players ducked.
You heard it here first.
However, we will cop a 50 for running within the protected zone and we will give away multiple goals from head high frees even though the Dogs players ducked.
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Storm on tonight
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