How will the coach of your club reply when asked "How does Jack Darling's shit taste?"?

[The Filth Wizard]

Jack "Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice" Darling will win the Brownlow and the Coleman this year.

 

[pantskyle]

pointless post you flog

 

[The Filth Wizard]

pointless post you flog

Yes. Mr Darling is one of literatures greatest heroes.

 

[Kelvin31]

I think I know the answer to this one;

Q: How does Jack Darling's shit taste?
A: Like Bender124's old fella.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Dean Bailey can open his gullet and deep throat any steaming log Jack Darling or NicNat want to throw at him. Shame they'll be destroyed on field- but what a ****in bunch of perverts you guys are over west. What's Woosha got his boys doing that they want to crap in men's mouths? Is it the only way they can hold an erection?

 

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[Bender_]

I think I know the answer to this one;

Q: How does Jack Darling's shit taste?
A: Like Bender124's old fella.

Dean Bailey can open his gullet and deep throat any steaming log Jack Darling or NicNat want to throw at him. Shame they'll be destroyed on field- but what a ****in bunch of perverts you guys are over west. What's Woosha got his boys doing that they want to crap in men's mouths? Is it the only way they can hold an erection?

No not straight in his mouth - you're disturbed. It'll be served on some fine china.

 

[Mark Dreher]

Mumble mumble mumble mumble have enough of those type of players on our list, mumble mumble mumble excited to watch his development mumble mumble.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Dean Bailey can open his gullet and deep throat any steaming log Jack Darling or NicNat want to throw at him. Shame they'll be destroyed on field- but what a ****in bunch of perverts you guys are over west. What's Woosha got his boys doing that they want to crap in men's mouths? Is it the only way they can hold an erection?

Actually, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned what Wooshas reply is seeing as he gets to sample it more than anybody.

 

[Bender_]

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[Scodog10]

Jack Darling

Pick #:26 in the 2010 Draft. Overlooked by all of the other 16 clubs.

Fail. Collingwood's first pick was 45.

 

[pantskyle]

Yes. Mr Darling is one of literatures greatest heroes.

Ummm Mr Darcy is his character name, I was merely talking about he's kick ass attitude, don't **** with me kinda looks whilst still being a gentlemen that all the 1800's ladies swoon over.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

Actually, I'm surprised nobody has mentioned what Wooshas reply is seeing as he gets to sample it more than anybody.

Woosha: "As with all our players I've tucked into a jack crap a day since he arrived at the club. His stool revealed a lack of iron in his diet for which I've presecribed some medicine. I've also prescribed a masking agent as a precaution."

 

[Bender_]

Fail. Collingwood's first pick was 45.

Another moron...

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[The Mighty Boosh]

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If it weren't for a career ending knee injury I'm confident the Pope would be on record as one of the greatest ever footy players. He dominated under 18's. And Mother Theresa was no slouch either. Both would easily account for Jack Darling.

 

[Bender_]

If it weren't for a career ending knee injury I'm confident the Pope would be on record as one of the greatest ever footy players. He dominated under 18's. And Mother Theresa was no slouch either. Both would easily account for Jack Darling.

Please....The Pope couldn't kick over 25 metres to save his life and MT had a heart the size of a pea...

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[Lord_Flashheart]

If it weren't for a career ending knee injury I'm confident the Pope would be on record as one of the greatest ever footy players. He dominated under 18's. And Mother Theresa was no slouch either. Both would easily account for Jack Darling.

Most good Catholic clergy would go younger than that!

 

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[pantskyle]

Most good Catholic clergy would go younger than that!

Very good